Two True Freaks! 2

GET READY! Through the magic of technology, Two True Freaks Present: SCOTT IN A CAN! Yes, he may be on hiatus, but Chris dutifully squirreled away some episodes so you listeners won't have to endure GARDNER D.T.'S!

This episode features the format you love with the original Freaks you have come to tolerate! First off, the original Trek offers up "The Way To Eden", the only episode that Chris has never seen. Can he endure the soul-crushing space-hippie jam sessions led by space- Quentin Tarantino?

Then the Freaks bid a reluctant farewell to the Mirror Universe in DC Comics' Star Trek #15. What could be next?

Then, in Star Trek : The Next Generation - Can Deanna get out of her arranged marriage to a girly-man before we have to see her mother naked?

ALL THESE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND SO MUCH MORE!

CLICK HERE TO SEE "The Way To Eden"

This month brings a special edition of Star Wars Monthly Monday! With Scott on temporary leave, Chris has prepared a little blast from the past. You may have heard the Freaks talk about their two panels at DragonCon 2009 -- well, here they are in their complete, uncut glory!

First is the Clone Wars panel, where they met good friend of the show George Krstic and defended the honor of their favorite weekly animated Star Wars show.

Then, it's the infamous Star Wars: ADULT THEMES panel where they treat good taste like Han Solo treats a dead Tauntaun!

Next month, the Freaks will be returning to their regular format with both Chris AND Scott!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

That's right! They said it! Get up off your ass and make a podcast! This month the Freaks strike off in a different direction. This podcast is part how-to and part pep talk, but the long and short of it is, it's what they wished someone had told them when the Freaks decided to make a podcast. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PODCASTS!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

That's right! They said it! Get up off your ass and make a podcast! This month the Freaks strike off in a different direction. This podcast is part how-to and part pep talk, but the long and short of it is, it's what they wished someone had told them when the Freaks decided to make a podcast. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PODCASTS!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

That's right! They said it! Get up off your ass and make a podcast! This month the Freaks strike off in a different direction. This podcast is part how-to and part pep talk, but the long and short of it is, it's what they wished someone had told them when the Freaks decided to make a podcast. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PODCASTS!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

EXTRA! EXTRA! BREAKING NEWS!! You will probably notice some short-term changes in the Two True Freaks Podcast Family in the near future. Scott, Chris and Michael are here to tell you why!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

EXTRA! EXTRA! BREAKING NEWS!! You will probably notice some short-term changes in the Two True Freaks Podcast Family in the near future. Scott, Chris and Michael are here to tell you why!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

EXTRA! EXTRA! BREAKING NEWS!! You will probably notice some short-term changes in the Two True Freaks Podcast Family in the near future. Scott, Chris and Michael are here to tell you why!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

Oh, it's all here this month in Comics Monthly Monday!!

We got yer Redneck Space Pirates vs. Asgardians -- all in the name of poisoning children with sugar and fat!!

We got yer Comic Bag -- involving two unrelated stories (one with a gun and one with the moral "don't unbag a comic shop back issue without asking!").

We got yer John Byrne with The Uncanny X-Men 109 in which the evil and twisted Canadians ruin a tranquil mutant picnic.

What? THAT AIN'T ENOUGH?!

Ok, wise guy, chew on some Swamp Thing here! We gots issue 21 -- The Anatomy Lesson!! Maybe you've heard of this story? It was written by some guy named Alan Moore.

Lastly, JUST FOR LAUGHS, we'll chop off three more issues of The Walking Dead for you to gnaw on.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

Oh, it's all here this month in Comics Monthly Monday!!

We got yer Redneck Space Pirates vs. Asgardians -- all in the name of poisoning children with sugar and fat!!

We got yer Comic Bag -- involving two unrelated stories (one with a gun and one with the moral "don't unbag a comic shop back issue without asking!").

We got yer John Byrne with The Uncanny X-Men 109 in which the evil and twisted Canadians ruin a tranquil mutant picnic.

What? THAT AIN'T ENOUGH?!

Ok, wise guy, chew on some Swamp Thing here! We gots issue 21 -- The Anatomy Lesson!! Maybe you've heard of this story? It was written by some guy named Alan Moore.

Lastly, JUST FOR LAUGHS, we'll chop off three more issues of The Walking Dead for you to gnaw on.

NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!

NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )