Episode 112
TRAILER PARK!
‘Teenage Bounty Hunters’ - Our first trailer off the park this week is one that could be a surprise hit for us?! We have ‘Teenage Bounty Hunters’. Now I’ll admit, that title does not suck me in but after watching, I think I’m excited! Here we find the story of twin 16-year-old girls, trying to make their way through high school and love and losing their virginity AND also, they have teamed up with a grizzly old gentleman to become kick-ass bounty hunters!! With a trailer packed full of genuinely funny one-liners, hard-hitting action, and uncomfortably and illegal sexcapades, this may be one to check out! Smacking onto Netflix like a book thrown by a naked criminal into a 16-year-olds face, August 14!
‘Honest Thief’ - Well, well, well! Looks like Mr. I’m Now A Romantic Drama Star Liam Neeson wasn’t getting his kicks from starring in boring dramas! He’s back in the totally relatable action films we know him from with ‘Honest Thief’. Telling the story of the 106-year-old Neeson as an experienced Bank Robber, looking to turn himself in for a reduced sentence, so he can spend the rest of his life with his new girlfriend! Woot Woot! But when two crooked Feds try to frame him for murder and steal the money for themselves, it’s up to the man with the walking frame to take them down and reveal the truth before he is locked up forever and his girlfriend doesn’t forgive him! Awwww! Exploding into cinemas like an excessive amount of explosives used in a trailer, October 9!
‘Misbehaviour’ - Ser in rockin’ London in 1970 we find this trailer for ‘Misbehaviour’! Natalie Portman and Greg Kinnear star in this film surrounding the Miss World pageant. When Portman's character has had enough of the sexualized world surrounding pageants and the example it is setting for young girls in the world, she gathers together a group of women to fight back and to disrupt the competition. Standing up for what is right, the examples the media places on women and blatant sexism in the world, they fight to attend the event and literally… make noise during the pageant? Like, it’s all for a really good cause, and the meaning behind it is great but literally… I think the climax of the film is just them yelling during the telecast? Okay.. Snapping onto theatres and on-demand like a dirty old man saying ‘And Bikinis’, September 25.
‘Kajillionaire’ - ‘Kajillionaire’ tells the story of the ultimate family, living the American dream! A loving mother, father, and daughter do everything together. They eat together, they travel together and most importantly, they steal together. Yup, this criminal family has been doing this their whole lives, but not stealing big things, just packages from the post office, food, and water off airplanes, just small things. The title comes from Richard Jenkins' character saying ‘Most people want to be Kajillionaire’s, but me, I just prefer to get by’. And that is the way he and his wife have raised their mid twenty-year-old daughter until they bring a stranger in to help them with a big heist. Then she begins to question everything she knows. Expanding into theatres like a whole bunch of bubbles and foam, September 25th.
‘Black is King’ - Um…. okay…. so, here we have the trailer for Black is King. Imma just say this now, it’s streaming exclusively on Disney Plus now, it came out at the beginning of the week. So this ‘film’ is labelled as a ‘Visual Album’ from Beyoncé. Now what is a visual album you say? I have no fucking clue. But the trailer has a fair chunk of Narration so I imagine if this ‘film’ is released as an actual ‘album’, there’s going to be some weird ‘songs’ on it. I just, I don’t know anymore man. I mean, hey, that’s cool, you do you Queen Bey, but a ‘film’... that’s an ‘album’? I’m just so confused. And it says the ‘songs’ are reimagined from the Lion King (2019 version *barf noise*), reimagined for today’s youth in today’s society… but wasn’t that film about animals? And lions and ze
