BLOODY EPISODE 56 (we get a little carried away about Billie Eilish
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‘Locke and Key’ - “When their dad is murdered, his children move into the staple Netflix home… oh sorry, I mean an old, creepy mansion! Called ‘Key House’, they discover different keys that unlock doors and parallel universes that shouldn’t be unlocked. I thought this was going to be a horror series but seems like a fantasy series in the same vein as labyrinth. Coming February 7th all over Netflix!”
‘Brahms: The Boy II’ - “JUST WHAT WE NEEDED! Another PG13 ‘horror’ film about a possessed and murderous doll named ‘Brahms’. After their child seems to be lonely or something, they take him to where else, but ANOTHER FUCKING OLD, CREEPY MANSION. Jesus Christ. Where the boy finds the doll buried in the woods. Great place for a toy!! Once they realise the doll is going to kill them all, he starts to kill them all. Yay! Coming to theatres, Late February.
‘John Henry’ - God damn, Terry Crews is a beast of a human in the trailer for John Henry. Telling the story of a former gang member with a dark past trying to protect a couple of immigrant children or something? Either way, the now peaceful former violent man must wind back the clock and stomp some mud holes in some mother fuckers to protect these kids! Also starring Ludacris! Coming later in the year.
‘Morbius’ - HERE COMES BATMAN! Oscar winning, Golden Globe winning, universal Douchebag Jared Leto/Leeto/LEGO enters into the Marvel universe with this next instalment, ‘Morbius’! Set in the world of one Spider-Man comes the tale of a cripple boy who grows up to be a cripple man who is a talented scientist. Spending his whole life trying to cure his cripple-ness, he one day succeeds… BUT AT WHAT COST?! Here comes Dracula/Batman/Nosperarto!! Coming 31st of July!
‘Ana’ - Andy Garcia stars as a shitty car salesman who is nearing bankruptcy when he meets Ana, a 14 year old who has no father and whose mother just went to prison. Since she doesn’t want to go to foster care, she hangs out with the 60 year old broke guy and stuff…. yeah…. Apparently this film is on the internet now?
‘Bloodshot’ (International Trailer #2) - Vin Diesel stars as a soldier who was murdered, but brought back to life! He is now an indestructible hitman who gets memories planted in his brain to kill whomever Guy Pierce commands. What a weapon! Coming March!
‘Birds of Prey’ -
YASSS OR PASSS
‘Bad Boys For Life’ - What do you get when you cross a really good, successful friend with a friend who is low on money and put on 20kgs?! You get Will Smith giving Martin Lawrence a break and a chance to be (somewhat) relevant in 2020!! With Michael Bay not at the helm and another Sequel already planned, is there really any point to this?
‘Bombshell’ - In the year 2020, the world is on a knifes edge. With Iran firing the first bomb of the new decade, the question remains: Will America Strike back? Will Trump do what he can to fuck the world before he leaves office? This documentary asks all these questions and more as they get up, get up, get up and drop, the bomb….shell.
‘Dolittle’ - A TCTP/2c3pod EXCLUSIVE!!! RobDowJR stars as a legit doctor…. WHO CAN TALK TO OTHER CELEBRITIES!!!! I mean, animals who aren’t just an excuse for a fucking ridiculously stacked cast! Looks hella overproduced and over budget!
‘Go’ - The first Australian film of 2020! Will it be enough to tear us away from the big budget US blockbusters? Let’s find out by reading the synopsis! Jack is trying to win a Go-karts race by learning how to drive from the girl of his dreams….. um…… REALLY?!?
‘The Biggest Little Farm’ - This documentary follows John Chester and his wife Molly as they work to develop a sustainable farm on 200 acres outside of Los Angeles…
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