Happy new ass year!!!!! Zack and Gabby are super super excited to announce that YES we will continue to supply you with this weekly episodic narrative that also acts as our personal audio diary. Once again... it's embarrassing when people listen to this and it DOES get us in trouble! Strap in and strap on because we are going OFFFFFFFFF this year! 

This week we are in a sexy little studio, chatting all things 69 sex whore slutty skank vibes. We are international and even national and even local whores and we love love love to tell you all the raunchy details. Happy Whoreadays!

On this week's episode we literally cannot remember what we even talked about. Okay VIBEEYYYYYYYYYY! Forgetting is the new remembering in a way that is chic and even designer. Throw out your Chanel. Throw our your Gucci wa wa. Purchase a big honkin' case of amnesia and HIT the runway my girl! 

Our podcast is art. It's been in all the museums. When we speak it's considered an "exhibit". To prove it, Gabby's daughter will be named "Avant-Garde Jessica Bryan". We get to one singular segment this week because our weekly update is incredibly extensive, so if you're here for the DRAMA then this episode is for you! Also, we are gonna open a gym called "Whore Body". But that's beside the point. 

Romance is in the air and so is a dangerous infectious disease! This week we are getting ready for *second quarantine* and LOVING it. We're excited because we love it. Learn all the tips and tricks and even coping mechanisms for staying home... again! We'll be your covid officers this time around, thank you so much MA'AM.

Digital whores? Digital sluts? Call us what you want because Biden won! In this episode Gabby literally has corona virus after accidentally having sex with two republicans! These two girls tune in from their separate but equal quarantines to catch up, zoom style. We are ultimately happy because... democracy won and so did gays and girls around the country!!!!!!!!!!!

This week we go off to hell. From guys at our local coffee shop sending us ass hole pictures to wanting to get railed by the sandman, this episode is a four course meal! Bon Appetit! 

Every young actor is simply buzzing for a chance to... break into the industry. Headshots, auditions and your name in lights. Anyone who’s anyone is looking for their big break! Their 15 minutes in the limelight! Look no further because we have some Unabashed tips for you. Join critically acclaimed actors Gabby and Zack as they talk about their experiences in ...the BIZ baby.