We are two big fish in a big pond talkin' big fish in the biggest pond (the ocean) and yes that means a giant fucking mermaid hunny!!!!! We mostly talk about other stuff though honestly.

50 different vibes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On this episode we talk about double homicide suicide, calling colonial vaginas "muffs" and committing double homicide suicide. Picture this: you find us dead dressed as dolls grasping tea cups with our cold lifeless hands. lol!

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WE WISH BELLA GOT HIT BY THAT VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 2 gets juicy!!!!!!!!!! Edward is back from being pissed at Bella but this time his eye look different. She smells her strawberry ass hair and is still confused.

Just a little reminder that this IS a lifestyle podcast. Think GOOP, flip it on it's head, turn it inside out, lay it on it's side, put it in the oven at 350, take it out, let it cool, say it backwards.. WE! ARE! POOG!

Join us for unabashedly breakfast time as we eat waffles this entire ep and are loving it! We talk many things, mostly quar and sex and a weather woman in 1962 with a drinking problem who is goooooing through a divorce. Don't forget that you're a 10 and to wear a tight shirt and loose pants to seem cool and relaxed.

On the premiere episode of Tween Bookclub Sleepover, we sink our teeth into the first chapter of our favorite novella ever written, TWILIGHT! We believe Bella is bitch and Edward might (is) gay!!!! Let us blow you Emmett!!!!!

Honey, we have gone absolutely crazy. Bouncing off the walls. We are stuck inside for now one calendar month and we have forgotten how to DEAL. Listen to our voices to remember what it’s like to have friends besides the ones you made up in your head. Check it out! 

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Corona didn’t get us yet. We are still pumping out gorgeous episodes every week. We talk about our headspace after being in quarantine for 2 weeks. Gabby is thrown into a pandemic relationship with a man of all things. Zack is forced to watch it all unravel. Who has it worse?

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