Unbitten: A Journey Through the Twilight Saga

Simp city 2: electric boogaloo aka Twilight movie pt. 2 with special guest Lauren!

Finally it is here! Part one of delving into the movie universe of Twilight and the epitome of Robert Pattinson simping. Joining us for these movie episodes is special guest, our friend, Lauren! We did the thing we promised. We played the Twilight drinking game while watching and recorded drunk.... You're welcome??

We cap off the Twilight book by talking about prom for half the episode, and then Cameron has a coughing fit. Don't worry, she lives! But will Bella live through a school dance? Find out in this episode of Unbitten.

The end is near, chapters 23 and 24 with the good angst, heart monitor shenanigans and questions of Edward's sexual prowess.

In chapters 21 and 22, we finally have real plot! It's a truly exciting time! Also, Warrior Cats, again.

Join Cameron and Emily in such wonderings as: Can you ferment blood? Can bears turn into vampire bears? It's chapters 19 and 20 of Twilight!

WE HAVE NEW MICROPHONES!!!! Oh, and also, sh*t hits the fan.

Chapters 15 and 16 take us on a journey to the Cullen house. ....Wait how old is Daddy Carlisle?! 

Finally the meadow scene and sparkly boy! It's chapters 13 and 14 of Twilight. Join us in hotly debated Milk Discourse, the mechanics of Vampire sex, and is Edward choking Bella? It's Unbitten episode 7!

Closet door drama, The 1997 film Gattaca and sexual tension, and more questionable chapter titles. Join Cameron and Emily on chapters 11 and 12 of Twilight!