Heaving Bosoms

Hey y'all! We're here for part 2 of BULL MOON RISING by Ruby Dixon! Aspeth has been discovered by her dastardly ex-fiancée and it's ALL HANDS ON DECK to save her home! The found family in this book really made our hearts soar just as much as the rutting in this book made our eyes bulge. Awoooga!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: a heated mattress topper! It's soooo cozy for when you jump into bed. But be sure the dogs get their side warmed, too, OR ELSE.

Mel: IT'S CHRISTMAS CACTUS SEASON, Y'ALL! My christmas cactus is in full bloom and it's amaaaaaaaaaazing.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Hey HBs! We're recapping BULL MOON RISING by Ruby Dixon and we couldn't be happier! This is part one of our foray into a new corner of the Dixonverse where magic is outlawed and Conquest Moons disrupt everything. We've got a determined heroine who's undercover to save her life and home and a minotaur hero who cannot catch a break in the run up to the next celestial f*ckfest. A marriage of convenience will obviously solve everything!

Bonus Content: Mel's in the doghouse, Sabrina can't get enough of the author's note, "slightly smaller" rings, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Hey HBs! This is part 2 of FRISCO'S KID by Suzanne Brockmann, the third book in the Tall, Dark, and Dangerous series! We hope you're ready for a little bit of action and more emotional growth!

Bonus Content: getting nakie in the living room, "then I'll choose you," the miscommunication trope done with excellent communication, future purveyors of toilet wine, paranormal creatures in regular human bodies, booze cabins, getting smacked in the face with '90s technology, and so much more!

Lady Loves

Sabrina: donate clothes you don't wear anymore and get the closet of your dreams! Wear what you want RIGHT NOW, not 15 years ago.

Mel: our new technique to help with tantrums and processing emotions! We've been offering our 5 year old ice packs to hold against her chest to bring her back to her body when she starts spiraling on negative thoughts and emotions. It's been helping!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Happy Veteran's Day to all our American Listeners! It’s our annual Veterans Day episode and we decided to continue our journey through the Tall, Dark, and Dangerous series.

Today is part 1 of FRISCO'S KID by Suzanne Brockmann! We were hoping for similar ridiculous antics to the first two books, but we got a very sincere recovery story with the following content warnings: debilitating injury and aggressive rehabilitation, disability, alcohol use and abuse and alcoholism, child abuse and neglect, and we discuss the potential suicidal ideation of a character. The good news is that, overall, we liked book!

Bonus Content: Mel is irreverent about celebrities again, Sabrina found out some sad news about Tupac, a tragic lack of shenanigans and malarkey, Frisco just needs to be a Yoda, we've got another sexy gardener, preserving toxic masculinity, making aggressive love to...., and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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HBs, we get to spend more time in the zany universe of Lily Mayne's Goliaths of Wrestling! Hot dad bod human Taylor and unabashed perv + style icon monster Holt can't get enough of each other and we can't get enough of them! When you add addictive side characters and truly hilarious drunken shenanigans, you get a masterpiece.

Bonus content: Sabrina encounters another foot scene that doesn't bother her, and that's very concerning? Is she becoming desensitized to her aversion and rewriting her synapses with laughter??

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Going to England to be there as one of her best friends got married!!!

Mel: Going to see The Wild Robot in theaters with the kids! It was her 5 year old's first theater experience and she cried almost the whole movie as she sat on her lap.

Watch this episode on YOUTUBE!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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HBs! We have discovered IMPROMPTU MATCH by Lily Mayne and we'll never be the same again! This is part one, in which we meet depressed and unfulfilled human Taylor Hough. He works a job he hates, he's given up everything he loves for a boyfriend who left him for a hippie, and there's no end in sight to his dearth of contentment. Until he accidentally gets mistaken for a stripper and he enters a secret world of sexy, wrestling monsters! Y'all. This book is SO funny, SO sweet, and SO hot. It's ridiculous. Make sure to come back for part 2 as well!

Bonus Content: nudes, dick pics, snapchat f*ckboys, Monster Dong WrestleMania, and so much more!

You can watch this episode on our youtube channel as well!

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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It's Halloween week and the characters in BEWITCHING THE BOSS by Jessa Kane were entirely too unafraid! Their fear bones are broken, but other important bones aren't! We've got a party-planning stalker and a virgin who has taken a vow of misery, but is DELIGHTED when he realizes he's being stalked. Our jaws where on the floor the whole time and we couldn't stop gasping. Whew!

Bonus Content: NO TIME FOR BANTER, Sabrina's live-updates to a special friend throughout her read, This Duke Is A Virgin, So! Much! Dirty! Talk!, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: the youtubers CrackingTheCryptic and Rangsk for all your sudoku strategy needs!

Mel: roasting pumpkin seeds after carving jack-o-lanterns with your kids!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Happy Halloween week, HBs! We're celebrating with an accidental omegaverse summoning with KNOT TODAY SATAN by Calliope Stewart! Turns out, the devil is an alpha and the secret ingredient is slick.... goddess bless romance.

Bonus Content: assuming your niche interest is common knowledge, Mel was reading signs that weren't there, coordinating scents and tastes, if they had to choose a fictional world to live in Sabrina would choose omegaverse, and so much more!

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MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble, Etsy

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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We're wrapping up our 7th Podiversary with a torturous session of Would You Rather and we round out the episode with two Quickies for you!

Mel recaps MARROW by Trisha Wolfe and Brynn Weaver and Sabrina recaps SEXTING THE SILVERFOX by K.C. Crowne!

Thank you, Listener! For 7 years we've shared books, squees, tears, hard limits, giggles, and we wouldn't trade any of it. The HB community is amazing and we couldn't do any of this without you!

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MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble, Etsy

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

Hey HBs! It’s time to pat ourselves on the back, update our various watches, and figure out some would you rathers. It’s our 7th podiversary celebration!!!

Get ready for our annual State of the Podcast, HB Authors, Hard Limits Watch, Kink Watch, HB Etiquette, Rabbit Hole Watch, and more!

Tomorrow we'll be back to torture each other with more Would You Rather scenarios AND delight in two bonus Quickies! Get STOKED!!!!

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MERCH! Teepublic, Chicaloo Kate, Redbubble, Etsy

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!)