Hey HBs! Sabrina and I have hit some snags in our non-podcast lives (more info in the outro), and we need a bit of a rest and reset. So, for the month of May, we're going to revisit our earliest episodes together! We'll be rereleasing all three episodes of THE BRIDE by Julie Garwood. These are some of my favorite episodes. I remember falling into our comfortable, silly chemistry and feeling like maybe I was finally on the right track. The rest is history!

Never fear, PATREON will still be getting new content!

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Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We're back for Part 2 of ONCE BURNED by Jeaniene Frost! When we ended our episode yesterday, Layla found out that her powers are slowly killing her and the only medicine is drinking Vlad’s sweet sweet blood. So she can taste the sins he keeps close to his skin. That’s where we’re jumping in!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: stacking their pantry with bulk spices from the local Indian grocer and feeding yourself with food that nourishes your body AND soul. Make you some healthy comfort food!

Mel: a little narrative reframing in these confusing authoritarian times. Do you feel weird if you might be agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker Carlson, or Alex Jones? Well, fear not, because you're not agreeing with them. They are agreeing with YOU! They're the ones who may have seen the light in this one instance. And remember, be skeptical. Tucker Carlson is still a white supremacist and bigot; that hasn't changed.

Plus, this Friday on PATREON, we’ve got a bonus episode about the 2nd book in this series because I couldn’t stop!

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Hey HBs! We've got a classic set of Heaving Bosoms episodes for you this week! The source material is fantastic, Sabrina’s got a new note taking technique, and it’s banter city. She's got powers, he's a vampire with powers, there's an INTRIGUE... a delight from start to finish. This is part 1!

Bonus Content: we both messed up, he's the original, we make playlists, and so much more!

Plus, this Friday on PATREON, we’ve got a bonus episode about the 2nd book in this series because I couldn’t stop!

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Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of AUTOBOYOGRAPHY by Christina Lauren! When we left you yesterday, Tanner and Sebastian were dating in secret and Tanner just realized that the most important piece of Sebastian’s identity is his status as a faithful Mormon. Understandably, he’s not sure where that leaves him or their relationship. That’s where we’re jumping in!

Lady Loves:

Mel: reading Percy Jackson to my kids every night before bed has been THE BEST.

Sabrina: Live Music! It's their happiest place. Especially local live shows with unknown acts.

Sabrina: ALSO, loop ear plugs! Leaving a heavy metal show and not feeling like they're underwater is revolutionary.

Mel: WELL, IF WE'RE DOING EXTRAS. Current guilty pleasure is the latest season of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Granted, this was recorded before I was done with the season and before Taylor Frankie Paul's continued abuse allegations broke and the subsequent Bachelorette scandal/cancellation. It got less fun then.

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Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We're here with part 1 of AUTOBOYOGRAPHY by Christina Lauren! What a gorgeous YA romance featuring two teenage boys and a whole bunch of religious complications. It's written so lyrically! I promised it a few weeks ago and then we had to move the schedule around to accommodate our St. Vincent Day shenanigans. So, in the episode’s timeline, we read this book right after FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn, so our religious trauma was right there at the surface. That's probably important context ;)

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Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! It's part 2 of THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Brighton Walsh! When we left you yesterday, Atlas had just approached Sutton about faking a relationship because, after hearing about his display of protection and claiming in front of the whole town, his mom is really excited about it. And then Sutton’s daughter Laurel showed us how it’s done by getting a trip to Paris for her cooperation. Incredible. That’s where we’re jumping in!

Bonus Content: we give AMAZING parenting advice, dildo clown shoes, interesting town names and city limits, all the playlists, and so much more!

Sabrina: put things that make you happy up on the wall. They just decorated their hallway with letters and book art and it's the happiest! Dopamine decorating is the best.

Mel: A new hero we all needed: Big Fat the Corgy! A bunch of dogs in China were abducted and, after they jumped from the truck, all of them surrounded the injured german shepherd to protect them from traffic. THEN Big Fat the Corgy led the whole group Homeward Bound. INCREDIBLE.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We're here with the book we meant to read last week! THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Brighton Walsh. He's a retired football with abandonment issues and an oral fixation. She's a badass single mom who can't rely on anybody and is starting over with her teenage daughter in a small town called S*x Peddler Falls, Maine. It's a fabulous time and so are this week's RIDICULOUS set of episodes!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We know you want to find out what happens with Muffin and George, so here's part 2!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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Hey HBs! We're here with the first of 2 St. Vincent Day books! You'll understand why in the early part of the episode. But, HOORAY, MORE ST. VINCENT! First up, we've got THE GRUMP NEXT DOOR by Kendall Ryan. Sabrina tells Mel all about this book staring Muffin, a perfect CBD fueled canine wrapped in a thundershirt, and George, a VERY HUNGRY goat who shows up and never leaves. There's also a chaotic wedding planner and a grumpy lawyer in there somewhere, but we know who the important parties are.

Bonus Content: a book pick from the 2025 Reading Embrace (thanks, Shayla!), oh no we read different books, Mel sent herself into withdrawal on ADHD accident, Sabrina will die for Muffin and George, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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We're back with the second half of THE KING by Nana Malone! Our plucky secret agents are on their very first field mission and (bom chicka wow wooow) they're posing as newlyweds! Don't worry, they commit to the bit.

Bonus Content: Georg and Dreorg, forehead kisses, red hot narration, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Having an endless pile of bullshit to talk about with your besties!

Mel: Sabrina and I are doing accountability meetings we're calling our Becoming Champions time! Mel got the phrase from Arden Myrin from the podcast Will You Accept This Rose and repurposed it to give ourselves some structure!

Watch this episode on YOUTUBE!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior (her newest release MATED TO MY EX is out now!!) 

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