Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! Here's part 2 of Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! We get more intrigue!!!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The 13th Gate Haunted House! It's a bananas experience and you might twist your ankle fleeing, but it'll be worth it!

Mel: Learning to do a treble bobble stitch (or nipple, if you're feisty) on podcast!

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This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2!

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Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! Here's Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! Plus, all the crochet axolotls, the brutal ambivalence of the ocean, mosasaurs, murder robes, and so much more!

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This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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We're back with part 2 of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! When our episode ended yesterday, Connie and Jorg’k were still stuck together via the mating bond and some sexiness ensued!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: a crazy antiquing hall! Beautiful gas lamp and a HAND CRANK SEWING MACHINE! It's gorgeous.

Mel: trauma hobbies! Wow, crocheting has come in handy this week!

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This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! This week is supposed to be our Podiversary episode, but yikes that wasn't going to happen with all the bullshit. And then Sabrina was confronted with bullshit! (More on all of that this Friday.) So, we decided to call an audible and do some Quickies. But, as usual, Mel did less Quickie and more... full episode. Whoops? Here's part 1 of Mel's recap of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee. Plus, hippo maneuvers, dick alien skeleton boys, sexy little wiggle worms, Mel flails, and so much more.

This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Hey HBs, we're back for part 2 of ARTEK by Honey Phillips!

Lady Loves:

Mel: cross apply some skills to get yourself out of a dinner rut! Mel mixed things up by using her leftover rotisserie chicken in a pot pie instead of making soup again and she nailed it!

Sabrina: pick up that old hobby you forgot about! Sabrina loves having her nails done and wow did she dig out a box of all her nail supplies. So fun and fancy!

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This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina try to record an episode, are sabotaged by the universe, experience a Yawnpocalypse, and then SALVAGE THE WHOLE THING for your listening pleasure!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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HBs! We're here with a rerelease of ARTEK by Honey Phillips! It manages to be both Western Times and alien, which is hard to pull off. This slice-of-life Seven Brides for Seven Brothers retelling was a romp from beginning to end!

Bonus Content: Sabrina's Libby nemesis is still abusing her with book 2 of the Spymaster series, Mel can't remember alien names, NIMBYs try to ruin everything again (but fail!), we need this to be a smutty animated series, and so much more!

Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms

This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina try to record an episode, are sabotaged by the universe, experience a Yawnpocalypse, and then SALVAGE THE WHOLE THING for your listening pleasure!

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're back for part 2 of CLAIMED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! When we left you yesterday, Alice had just been carried into Raj'k's ship and he had introduced her to the decontamination unit... naked. And she sniffed him!

Bonus Content: tiny home agrihoods, apocalypse partners, unrelatable Costco content, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Mel: my local Buy Nothing group and FB Marketplace have been wonderful to me lately! So much garden goodies and helping each other out while avoiding sending good stuff to the landfills! You'd be shocked how much a single Prius can hold.

Sabrina: keyboard nipples! Wasn't sure they were even a thing anymore, but Lenovo hasn't abandoned them and it's so happymaking!

This Friday on PATREON, Mel is telling Sabrina all about book 2 in this series WANTED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee!

Next week we'll be back with I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROM-COM by Kimberly Lemming!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! We're here with CLAIMED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! It's a bugpocalypse and we try to tell the story throughout all the tangents. It's an HBHQ special!

Bonus Content: jury duty, caterpillar zero-tolerance, a plea for your pettiness, and so much more!

This Friday on PATREON, Mel is telling Sabrina all about book 2 in this series WANTED BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of WHEN SHE DANCES by Ruby Dixon! When our episode ended yesterday, Zakoar had gone to work for the first time since ahem purchasing Tessa, and he’s shocked that she didn’t run away while he was gone. Instead, when he came through the door, she jumped up and threw herself in his arms because she was SO happy he was back. That’s where we’re jumping in!

Bonus Content: two clits in a boat, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Mel: Do things you love even if it gives you poison ivy. Edited to add: now that the poison ivy has spread even further, I'm questioning this Lady Love, but GO WITH IT.

Sabrina: Human kibble. Yeah, eating breakfast cereal dry as a snack is THE BEST.

This Friday on PATREON, we're doing a friend catch up! Sabrina has some grievances that we work through and Mel eats a s'more.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Follow our socials: 

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Hey HBs! Sabrina and I are here with WHEN SHE DANCES by Ruby Dixon! This is one of our faves in the Risdaverse!

Bonus Content: this schmexy cyborg and his bondage outfits, fantasies about strangers, and so much more!

This Friday on PATREON, we're doing a friend catch up! Sabrina has some grievances that we work through and Mel eats a s'more.

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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