Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! We're here for part 2 (of 4) of I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROMCOM by Kimberly Lemming! Yesterday when our episode ended, Dory, Sol, and Lok had just captured one of those sour birds (after he shot them with very suspicious darts). And we were on the precipice of finding out how all of this happened. That’s where we’re jumping in.

Bonus Content: t-rex mysteries, more idioms, the best toy review ever, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The movie Wicker! Gonna demand it for a watch party in the future, even if the grovel was subpar.

Mel: picking up a brand new hobby and NAILING IT! She painted a sign for the school's new pollinator garden and it turned out amazingly!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey Y'all! Sabrina and Mel are here with part 1 of 4 of I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND NOW I'M TRAPPED IN A ROMCOM by Kimberly Lemming! Look, we couldn't do this book in 1 week. It's a superhuman feat and we weren't up to the task. Whoops!

Bonus Content: "Thicken Nugget," TAIL DREAMS COME TRUE, "hooooves," planetary knowledge, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade with Mel and Frances! We start with a horny bite and go all the way to saving the day!

Lady Loves:

Frances: Those ambiance videos on youtube! Whether it's a rainy day, or a crackling fire, they elevate any situation!

Mel: My yard time. There's nothing like getting out on a brisk fall day and moving my body!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! Frances is back to recap ZOMROMCOM by Olivia Dade! It's her entry for Z in a reading challenge and it's her "Behoodied Figure" entry for the Reading Embrace! This book is so good.

Bonus Content: mole-holes and Mel-holes, pagan goat pants and sheepskin thongs, he's secretly obsessed with her, horny bites, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! Frances and Mel are back to recap part 2 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! When our episode ended yesterday, Kilroy had just started reminding Magnus of how much fun he can have with everything that comes with vampirism, from surfing volcano rims to sledding while blindfolded. Now they just have to get over that little misunderstanding and fully grasp that both of them wanted Kilroy to touch Magnus’s dick during that volcano surfing lesson.

Bonus Content: necessary quantities of Oreos, ping pong pinball sex, self-lubricating buttholes, Hawaiian volcano facts, HOW TO FAKE IT IN SOCIETY by KJ Charles, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Frances: Brewhilda the Halloween Witch Plushie that plays a song when hit the button on her palm. The song is "brew a little potion with me." Adorable.

Mel: Is something in your routine feeling flat? Try a slight variation! Just (accidentally) switching from one wavy hair shampoo/conditioner combo to another totally changed the game!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Hey HBs! Frances is here with Mel to recap part 1 of ONLY ONE COFFIN by AJ Truman! What a delightful MM vampire novella with THE BEST LORE. Seriously. Everyone needs to study AJ Truman's vampire architecture and base all future works around it.

Bonus Content: PowerPoint parties, the Game of Roses podcast, shrinking luggage, natural bisexuality, and so much more!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Hey HBs! Here's part 2 of Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! We get more intrigue!!!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The 13th Gate Haunted House! It's a bananas experience and you might twist your ankle fleeing, but it'll be worth it!

Mel: Learning to do a treble bobble stitch (or nipple, if you're feisty) on podcast!

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This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! Here's Sabrina's recap of PROJECT DUCHESS by Sabrina Jeffries! Plus, all the crochet axolotls, the brutal ambivalence of the ocean, mosasaurs, murder robes, and so much more!

Make sure to sign up ASAP! EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms

This Friday on PATREON, Sabrina is telling Mel all about A PERFECT MATCH by Sabrina Jeffries, the novella between Project Duchess and book 2!

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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We're back with part 2 of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee! When our episode ended yesterday, Connie and Jorg’k were still stuck together via the mating bond and some sexiness ensued!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: a crazy antiquing hall! Beautiful gas lamp and a HAND CRANK SEWING MACHINE! It's gorgeous.

Mel: trauma hobbies! Wow, crocheting has come in handy this week!

Don't forget: EVERYONE who signs up to our giveaway wins a FREE spicy toy or gift card for toys from Bellesa Boutique! https://bbvibes.com/bosoms

This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings.

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This week is supposed to be our Podiversary episode, but yikes that wasn't going to happen with all the bullshit. And then Sabrina was confronted with bullshit! (More on all of that this Friday.) So, we decided to call an audible and do some Quickies. But, as usual, Mel did less Quickie and more... full episode. Whoops? Here's part 1 of Mel's recap of TAKEN BY THE HUNTER by Lynnea Lee. Plus, hippo maneuvers, dick alien skeleton boys, sexy little wiggle worms, Mel flails, and so much more.

This Friday on PATREON, Mel and Sabrina chat all about the life happenings that are throwing a wrench in every works over here at HBHQ. It's a bit of a doozy, so check the content warnings.

Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners. 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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