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Katherine leads the pack this week, coming right at Jimmy and his rule over the animal kingdom, with a startling new discovery on unicorns... they were real... just chilling in Siberia.

Adam reminds us that no matter what you finish runner up in, if you're not first, you are last, and the world will forget you ever existed. Silver not gold?! Do not pass go and you will not collect $200 or your father's love. You're worthless!

Jimmy reminds us that not only are the toilets in Australia backwards, but so is everything else! Ever heard of Dick Canyon? Otter Butt Gorge? Areola Rock? One (or more) of those is a real place! Tune in to find out!

What's that?! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's..... a walrus in Ireland?? Are you lost, sir? Someone must have told him the Guinness just tastes better there, and he had to hop on an iceberg and find out for himself. Piers brings us home with a wacky tale of a dozing arctic mammal, and tusk us, it's a gem!

Also, thank you to our #1 listener, TJ!

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Piers opens with a bizarre story from India: a rooster/cock/male form of a chicken (wait, that one's different) has been put on trial for murdering his owner. Was it justified? Absolutely. Does this story seem like it might be made up? Absolutely. Piers insists that it's not and that's good enough for us!

Katherine, casually interrupting everyone else by sipping her Fresca, follows with the history of the Swiss Chalet franchise in Canada. If you're Canadian, you know what this is. If you're from anywhere else, you're probably picturing a high-end ski chalet in Switzerland, which couldn't be further from what Swiss Chalet is all about: delicious dead chickens, that may or may not be related to the rooster on trial in India.

Adam does a segment that we'd describe here but you'll have to listen to believe the level of trickery. He calls the segment "Two Truths and a Gladiator" but please do not believe anything he says. This is what it's come to. By the end, Adam realizes he's gone too far but it's too late, the rooster has called the chicken black one too many times.

Finally, Jimmy brings back a fan-favorite segment about his father, a man who would never put a rooster on trial. This is yet another epic tale from rural Australia featuring giant lizards. No roosters or chickens, we promise. Do not miss this!!!!

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Katherine, Adam, Jimmy, Piers and Fresca

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This week we ask a question everyone already knows the answers to.

We're talking all things pets (yes, that's domesticated animals)! If you love pets, you'll hate Katherine who, inexplicably, hates pets.

Piers starts with an epic segment on Presidential pets. Did you know the Whitehouse has an animal conservatory? It makes so much sense. Too bad the animals don't run the country.

Oh wait, according to Adam, animals do run countries! And we don't mean human animals. This time it's Canada taking the brunt of a random hound's preferences. If you were like every other Canadian who revered Prime Minister William Lyon Mackenzie King, think again! He was obsessed with his Irish Terrier, Pat. Three of them. All named Pat. Enough said.

Jimmy reveals that the trend of Prime Minister's obsessed with their dogs stretches around the world to Australia. Meet former Prime Minister of Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, or, more importantly, meet his dog who has a blog. Yes, JoJo The Dog writes a blog, in his own "voice," and it's officially sanctioned by the Prime Minister, someone who was elected to lead a nation. Would JoJo be OK with this if JoJo actually had a voice??

Finally, Katherine asks if dogs are a separate species than grey wolves from which they were descended? No one understands the question. No one really knows the answer. If only we'd asked JoJo, or one of the Prime Minister's staffers, who put it so eloquently, "Anyway - back to being a dog."

Thank you internet. Thank you JoJo.

Back to being human.

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Jimmy opens with a pod favorite: "What's The Difference?" In this segment, Jimmy always seems informed, but he's Australian, so how informed can he really be? The first question throws the group for a loop: What is the difference between a pickle and a gherkin (or did he say jerkin')?

Pickle or Gherkin?

You may think you know but be sure to listen so you can feel superior. Then we talk rainforests and, eventually, we end up in the land of penne, which turns into the world's first Pity Pasta Party. This experience is then renamed a Pity Pizza Party because it makes a better title, and we like to confuse our listeners.

Katherine attempts to turn the tables by talking about the saga of former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, during which Jimmy apparently lived under a rock:

Rob Ford may look a little like Chris Farley (our hero) but he probably shouldn't be uttered in the same breath. The story of Toronto's former crack-smoking, racist, populist mayor really never gets old, even if you already lived it once, unlike Jimmy.

Adam jumps in with his new-ish segment "Who Came Second?" teasing the group with several fascinating examples we all want to know more about, and then abruptly pivoting to a Two Truths and a Lie segment with the sole goal of showing how little we know about the movie The Gladiator.

Piers closes the episode with a random fact about a recent incident at the United Nations where North Korea outs Australia for human rights abuses. What human rights abuses? Piers does not know. Why did North Korea do this? Piers does not know. But at least we can now include a picture of the most adorable Supreme Leader ever, Kim Jong-Un:

We love you all so much it hurts.

Katherine, Adam, Piers and Jimmy

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