What if every game this year ends in a 2-2 draw? Hopefully they'd all have late goals as crazy as this one. Plus, I discuss the mounting evidence behind my new theory about the most powerful haircut in soccer.

Music by falling forever: https://ffm.bio/fallingforever

Link to the MLS roster profiles: https://mlssoccer.app.box.com/s/84t29b7ao8ggrfhp3vzky5h00f2qhbfu