Old friend-of-the-show Prasokour has handed David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka a mysterious letter, somberly written to a sick husband by a determined wife. What does it entail, and why does the concept of foreclosure suddenly have Kaela in an absolute fit of giggles? Listen, and shake your head slowly at these weirdos.

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With the holidays over and loads of new gift cards to utilize, David, Kaela and Allen return to the Foundation to plumb its depths. With Confinement’s fourth episode in their sights, what could possibly go wrong?

All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
SCP-420-J - “The Best ████ in the World” was archived by Quikngruvn.
SCP-174 - “Ventriloquist's Dummy” was archived by RichardJ28.
SCP-1836 - “Mother in the Ice” was archived by Vivax.

Christmas Eve delivers an unexpected meeting as David and Kaela hang with Abysmii and Papreeka face-to-face. They choose to unwrap a story about a weird little learning aid in the shape of a finger puppet. Is there any holiday flair to be had? Does the story hold up? And do David and Kaela seem a little… off somehow?

Story by Slimebeast. Read along here.

Details on the Uncanny Garbage Writing Challenge.

A new era of UCA begins properly with David, Kaela and Abysmii reading a listener-submitted story about that feels very classically “Creepypasta.” There’s also some talk about fire-breathing swans that may or may-not be relevant to the narrative discussion.

Story submitted by Cainmak.

Allen, Sean, De’Markcus and Brad bring you campfire stories. With no campfire. Recorded in a truck. While someone blasts techno music in the background. Huh…

David, Kaela and Seid read their chosen Honorable Mentions from the challenge with a little help from Abysmii.

David’s Pick: “Does anyone know this mascot??” by ClericofMadness
Seid’s Pick: “Why I hate working alone at night in Tomorrowland” by Katie Wiykovics
Kaela’s Pick: “The Land of Mice” by Talos

Spinawah (it’s been a while) but we’re back, and just in time for Halloween! David, Kaela and Seid reveal their winners of the DisneyPasta Challenge posed during the summer, and Allen is the sounding board for the truly blind read. Also, some housekeeping and news about where the show is going from this point forward.

3rd - “A Shitty Vacation” by Daniel Scamell (Urkelbot666)
2nd - “He Has The Whole World In His Hands” by Schultz
1st - “The New Mickey Mouse Club Member” by Dartmouth & Friends

David and Allen feel anything but comfy and cozy in this cabin.

Story’s original author unknown. Read along here.

David, Kaela and Ben deal with a stop-motion nightmare.

Story credited to Tam Lin. Read along here.

Ben's "Western Thing".

I shouldn't have recorded this episode with Kaela, AJ, Gwen and Nate while making Blues Traveler references, but anyway...

Story credited to JC-the-Hyena. Read along here.