Undercooked Analysis

Allen initiates a subtly-hostile takeover of UCA as he and Mike recruit David to make the former podcast into a recurring segment. Their quest this time is to create an SCP idea based on listener prompts. What horrible creation will they concoct, and is it any worse than what Future David ends up making everyone hear this episode?

David, Kaela and Papreeka have a hankering for some seafood this episode, but do they plan on going out to eat? Where’s the fun in that? Fortunately they have a handy guide submitted during the RitualPasta Challenge to aid them in this difficult task.

Story by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.

Changing tack this time, the entire Creative Horror group find they have nothing better to do while stranded on a bleak rock in the sea but talk about a surreal chiller of a film that came out in 2019. David, Kaela, Allen, Seid, Abysmii and Papreeka finally, finally get to go over their thoughts on The Lighthouse and everyone is glad. Especially you. Especially you.

Taking a critique request from a previous DisneyPasta Challenge-entrant, David and Kaela invite Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon and Animal Fact Files to stand in line with them for Pirates of the Caribbean… or at least read a story about standing in line for Pirates with a spooky twist.

Old friend-of-the-show Prasokour has handed David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka a mysterious letter, somberly written to a sick husband by a determined wife. What does it entail, and why does the concept of foreclosure suddenly have Kaela in an absolute fit of giggles? Listen, and shake your head slowly at these weirdos.

If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.

With the holidays over and loads of new gift cards to utilize, David, Kaela and Allen return to the Foundation to plumb its depths. With Confinement’s fourth episode in their sights, what could possibly go wrong?

All of the entries read can be found on the SCP Foundation website: http://www.scp-wiki.net/
SCP-420-J - “The Best ████ in the World” was archived by Quikngruvn.
SCP-174 - “Ventriloquist's Dummy” was archived by RichardJ28.
SCP-1836 - “Mother in the Ice” was archived by Vivax.

Christmas Eve delivers an unexpected meeting as David and Kaela hang with Abysmii and Papreeka face-to-face. They choose to unwrap a story about a weird little learning aid in the shape of a finger puppet. Is there any holiday flair to be had? Does the story hold up? And do David and Kaela seem a little… off somehow?

Story by Slimebeast. Read along here.

Details on the Uncanny Garbage Writing Challenge.

A new era of UCA begins properly with David, Kaela and Abysmii reading a listener-submitted story about that feels very classically “Creepypasta.” There’s also some talk about fire-breathing swans that may or may-not be relevant to the narrative discussion.

Story submitted by Cainmak.

Allen, Sean, De’Markcus and Brad bring you campfire stories. With no campfire. Recorded in a truck. While someone blasts techno music in the background. Huh…

David, Kaela and Seid read their chosen Honorable Mentions from the challenge with a little help from Abysmii.

David’s Pick: “Does anyone know this mascot??” by ClericofMadness
Seid’s Pick: “Why I hate working alone at night in Tomorrowland” by Katie Wiykovics
Kaela’s Pick: “The Land of Mice” by Talos