Undercooked Analysis

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! The staff of Allen, David and Kaela put some extra monster blood on this attempt to create the premise of a Goosebumps book.

Check out the first round of the Boolympics!

David, Kaela and Seid have never stopped to wonder who often writes those guides for conducting RitualPasta… until now, as our old friend Sam takes on a surreal journey into an otherworld of coffee and cigarettes.

Story submitted by RabidRadioactiveRaccoons.

What’s the story, Wishbone? You’ll find out after several minutes of unusual conversation between David, Kaela and Abysmii. Post-banter though, is a melancholy canine conundum that becomes surprisingly tense.

Story submitted by Cainmak.

Check out Abandoned Hatchback here and here.

David, Kaela, Allen and Seid stay up way too late reading an anonymously-submitted story that they had started to read on their last livestream. Lost media tropes abound, but are they done right in this case?

Read along here.

An old segment with a new twist, David brings around special guest and new voice Vevina Swanson to compare and contrast a pair of differing NoSleep stories by the same author, drawing attention to the inherent weirdness that is the site’s conceit: treat every story like its real.

Both stories written by Atticus Garrison. “My Brother Used to Race Sprint Cars” can be read here; “I Don’t Watch YouTube Videos Anymore” can be read here.

The time has come at last for Allen and David to deliberately dumpster dive. With a challenge to write an intentionally bad Creepypasta that seems earnest, eight brave souls rose to the challenge, and all eight entries will be read on this episode. But which will come out on top?

Shaking things up with a role-reversal, David and Kaela put an Abysmii story to the test with a little help from Slimebeast. They’ll need this chilly story to beat the heat, as that (and social distancing) seem to making David in particular kinda loopy this episode…

You can read along with us on TooSpooky.com.

Slimebeast’s Amazon author page is here.

At long last, Prasokour’s two-into-three-part saga concludes with a Faustian bargain, and we conclude with talk of aurochs for some strange reason…

If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.

Pras has sent us the second part of his swampy saga, and David, Kaela, Abysmii and Papreeka creep back into the bog to see if one desperate woman’s plan to save her dying husband will prevail, even in the face of mounting terror… and some of our terrible jokes and tangents.

If you’d like to help support Prasokour’s educational fossil exhibition, PayPal donations can be made here.