Undercooked Analysis

Our 13th episode in the new run (and 195th episode overall) features the Creative Horror Crew all together in the aftermath of Midsummer Scream, reading a story they started to cover at the Midnight Marinara panel the day before! David, Kaela, Allen, Seid, Abysmii, Papreeka and Matt Holley (with special guest appearances by Gracey) wonder: is this verbose tale of a creepy cookbook worth the effort to finish?

"The Book of the Ravenous" is credited to William Buckley. Read along here.

f it exists, then there's probably Creepypasta of it: such is the case for Allen and his Monday Night crew as he brings them on to see if there's any good stories that are based around professional wrestling. Will they succeed, or are they just trying to distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table?

"Weird WWE Event" is credited to LOLSKELETONS. "WWF: Cancelled In Your House PPV" is credited to JimmyTheKeybladeWielder.

Sometimes you just have to start a saga and you don't have a ton of time to do it. In this shorter episode, David and Allen start their next multipart analysis of these NoSleep stories, accounts of a SAR officer's weird experiences in an undisclosed woodland.

"Search and Rescue Woods" is credited to searchandrescuewoods. Read along here.

Summer is here, and David is melting. Lucky for him, Abysmii is also on hand to help scoop up this macabre memorandum set during World War II in the depths of a dark forest. Will the story be the morale boost they duo need, or is this epistolary story a Dear John letter?

"The Call of the Revenant is credited to Isaac Boissonneau, aka Hopefullygoodgramar. Read along here.

David and Allen take a trip to the City of Angels for this story of a student film shoot gone wrong. Meanwhile, David contemplates the ultimate question by Allen even as they attempt to tackle the narrative and some ensuing technical issues.

"Three Friends Diner" is credited to NickyXX. Read along here.

In honor of Pride Month, Kaela gathers the other LGBTQ members of Creative Horror to read a "gay Creepypasta." Will it meet their expectations of being both creepy AND gay? Can a story be both of those things successfully?

"Rediscovering the Newness of Sex" is credited to Max Lobdell. Read along here.

Picking up where they left off, David and Slimebeast cover more amusing and confusing anecdote from the mysterious Madman's writings, and finally reach a verdict on their feelings about the story. But did they follow the instructions to the letter?

"A Madman's Guide to the Unrecommended" is credited to Daniel Zed. Read along here.

David's got a new subscription to a very strange guidebook, and luckily Slimebeast is here to help get the instructions clear on how to make contact with the supernatural. Will the Madman's work be a helpful read, or will it leave its readers scratching their heads?

"A Madman's Guide to the Unrecommended" is credited to Daniel Zed. Read along here.

David, Allen and Kaela get an express ticket to more human horrors in this story of a man's life, his near-death experience at the hands of an abusive father, and an encounter with a supernatural steam engine. Will the story make it to the end of the line intact, or will it lose its passengers along the way?

"Midnight Train" is credited to Black goes gray. Read along here.

One very short and possibly shivery story culled from Not Hot But Spicy has been laid at David and Seid's feet this episode. Though untitled, it's PA setting and specific voice certainly give it a personality. But what's the endgame for this ghost story?

The author of this story is unknown. You can find it on nothotbutspicy.com.