Undercooked Analysis

The wrapping paper is coming off of this holiday gift for David, Kaela, Allen, Abysmii and Papreeka, and it turns out it’s a rotten apple of a fanfic - a return of sorts to the nonsensical narrative universe of Happy Appy. How does the story handle when written by someone other than Dronian? Well…

“Happy Appy III: the sequel-prequel happy happy-appening” was submitted by Gamma Numeric.

Little did Allen and David know that when they started this venture into five more shortstory1 stories, they would come to some concrete revelations and legit information about the author. This episode is an unexpected culmination, and not one to be missed!

Stories in this episode: “I failed to understand the cat,” “Something keeps scaring all of the supernatural creatures in my area,” “I hate doing parents evenings with kids whose parents are dead,” “Why do I always have to be the bad guy,” August Community Spotlight - ShortStory1, “I tried reading every short story written by ShortStory1”

David, Kaela and Benjamin are going to have to put their waders on as they read this flash fiction story with grotesque banality at its heart. And a lot of meat.

Story submitted by Daniel Scamell. Read along at The Molotov Cocktail.

David, Kaela and Abysmii celebrate Guy Fawkes’ Day with another story plumbed from the dreams of the Great Old One. This time, it’s a VHS that has footage of the creation of humanity and how it was done. What existential conundrums will this cause for all and sundry?

Story by Brendan Cleary, submitted by Cthuhlu Ftagn with permission.

As Halloween approaches, David, Kaela and Seid gather to study a ritual, and possibly a new career path (both willing and unwilling) in spiritual medium practices. What will the board tell them?

Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.

Kaela and Allen take a stab at a NoSleep-style story written in a 3-hour burst of creativity. The title is certainly evocative of NoSleep, but how does the story flow?

Story submitted by Tainted Dove.

Allen’s enlightens David about the world of deathmatch wrestling, the device on which this story’s horror centers. They also talk about Mass Effect a lot, which has nothing to do with the story or wrestling. It wouldn’t be a UCA episode without some nonsensical tangents, after all.

Story submitted by Urkelbot666.

It’s a Darkly Lit episode? David, Kaela and Seid are here to read and discuss a very different kind of literature, this time involving a dumpster-based mystery.

Story submitted by Falstaff.

In this experimental episode, the gang record outdoors on a patio after helping David and Kaela move to a new home. Abysmii, Papreeka and Matt join them as they are reminded how this section has been well and thoroughly supplanted by the great enigma of shortstory1.

“I accidentally married everyone in my village” can be read here.
”How to uncook something” can be read here.

Sickness, madness and dumb jokes beset our crew as David, Kaela, Allen, Abysmii and Papreeka read an epistolary story about a doomed village and eldritch horror.

Story by Ryan Oleynik, submitted by Cthuhlu Ftagn with permission. Read along here.