Undercooked Analysis

David and Allen get galaxy brained with shortstory1’s longest tale to date.

Story submitted by shortstory1.

David and Kaela, a little more inebriated than usual, join Allen as they muddle through a critter-themed ghost story.

Story submitted by Cainmak. Read along here.

David, Kaela, Allen and Seid read a story penned in one hour with no proofreading or editing to see if the Shortstory1 effect applies; instead we get a new addition to the Wendigo Cinematic Universe.

Story submitted by Troy Wullbrandt.

This segment has entirely been hijacked by shortstory1 at this point. David, Kaela and Matt get AJ and Gwen to return and see how far the weirdness has gone and what tropes continue.

Stories submitted by shortstory1 Read along below:
1. “Something keeps multiplying inside my apartment”
2. “If you are 30 years old and have a car, job and a house then you are a failure”
3. “I'm just trying to bury my father but drivers keep honking their horn”
4. “I want my room to be red”
5. “I was supposed to be maliciously compliant with my neighbours but it failed”

The whole gang (plus Matt) get together, get drunk, and get properly fed up with this story. They can only handle so much verbose, empty dialogue and passing references to way more interesting details that should have been shown, not told through the narrative. But is this truly the end?

Read along with us here!

David and Kaela are back from a trip, and ready to take on some counseling for a troubled tale of marital strife and a really specific haunting.

Story submitted by Rorshack Rorshan.

The incredibly mysterious author of a past DisneyPasta Challenge story asks us for some feedback, and David, Kaela and Benjamin provide… while falling into a fair amount of tangents since this is a much shorter story. Beware of silly padding!

Story submitted by Shark Cake.

David, Kaela and Abysmii receive something new from an old friend. It’s got antlers and a gun.

Story submitted by Slimebeast.

David, Kaela and Allen have finally been recognized for the academics they are, as this episode has been requested for English homework. What kind of story will the teacher tell?

Story submitted by Mr. Martin (Benacazón).