Undrafted Amateurs

Ten different SEC teams have beaten Power Four opponents this year, so we start with SEC bias before getting into the first CFP rankings: Miami at No. 1, Notre Dame at 11 and Wake Forest at 16 with its only loss to Miami. Then South Carolina hangs 42 and 521 yards on Oklahoma, and we wonder whether Sellers could come back next year before picking A&M and Miami at Notre Dame. We also cover the Bucs winning without a completion, Burrow's three picks to one guy, Minshew Mania and our NFL top 10. Then we draft a dream NFL offense.

(0:00) Intro
(0:32) Who Is the Best No. 88
(2:18) Is SEC Bias Real
(7:30) Seven More Top 25 Teams Lose
(11:55) First CFP Rankings Reactions
(14:51) Notre Dame at 11, Wake at 16
(18:55) Is Sellers Back to Factory Settings
(21:40) South Carolina 42, Oklahoma 25
(25:10) Texas A&M Comes to Columbia
(31:15) Catholics vs Convicts Preview
(36:35) Bucs Win Without a Completion
(38:00) Burrow Throws Three Picks to One Guy
(40:40) Minshew Mania Is Back
(42:40) Our NFL Top 10 Power Rankings
(48:30) Drafting a Dream NFL Offense

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South Carolina was down 24-17 to No. 11 Tennessee with under 12 minutes left, and JP Hovey, host of Make It to Midnight, was in the building for the whole comeback. He takes us from Bussin' and Pate on Campus at the Horseshoe to Stewart's strip-sack, Orsan's 48-yarder at the gun, the field storm and the locker room, then we look ahead to Oklahoma. We also cover Kelce vs Gronk, a World Series that ends with a first-time champion either way, more top-10 chaos, the Vikings at 6-0, and our NFL top 10. Then we draft the best fair food.

(0:00) Intro
(0:38) Kelce vs Gronk, Who Wins
(5:28) First-Time World Series Champion Coming
(8:35) Top 10 Teams Keep Losing
(13:14) Miami Back at No. 1
(17:06) JP Hovey Joins Cocks Corner
(27:41) JP Smashes the Tennessee Pumpkin
(38:58) Gamecocks Stun No. 11 Tennessee
(57:06) Stewart Strip-Sack Changes Everything
(58:55) Orsan Walks It Off From 48
(1:01:39) Storming the Field Again
(1:06:09) Inside the Locker Room
(1:09:13) Can We Win in Norman
(1:26:09) JP on Make It to Midnight
(1:28:42) Gamecocks in the NFL
(1:30:15) Seahawks Hold the Chiefs to 3
(1:32:47) Vikings 6-0 With 10 TDs
(1:37:59) Our NFL Top 10 Power Rankings
(1:42:31) Drafting the Best Fair Food

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South Carolina finally won one, 38-19 at Florida, and we get into Dylan Stewart's return and whether this changes anything for Beamer. We also cover the Brewers' 2-0 lead on the Dodgers, the Commanders' overtime tie, Purdy's passer rating stat, our NFL top 10, and our final score picks for Ohio State at Indiana. Then we draft the best gas stations, and we both forgot Costco.

(0:00) Intro

(3:52) Height Surgery and Underwear Birds

(6:58) Brewers Up 2-0 on the Dodgers

(9:49) Marvin Harrison Jr. Reunites With Stroud

(11:57) Eagles and Commanders Blow It

(15:45) Josh Allen Wrecks Joe's Fantasy Week

(18:45) Niners Survive the Seattle Shootout

(21:05) Purdy Can Throw 5 Picks, Still No. 1

(27:10) Our NFL Top 10 Power Rankings

(31:02) Gamecocks Finally Win in the Swamp

(35:38) Why We're Keeping Beamer

(44:58) Can Indiana Stop Jeremiah Smith

(49:18) Our Ohio State-Indiana Score Picks

(51:15) Drafting the Best Gas Stations

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Episode 85, the Ocho Cinco episode, and it's been a rough week to be a Braves and Gamecocks fan. We break down the Braves going quiet while Freddie Freeman and the Dodgers took them apart, lock in our picks for Georgia at Alabama, and try to make sense of yet another blown South Carolina lead. Then it's the NFL refs, who finally got suspended in a season with the most flags in a decade, before we draft the worst trades and contracts in NFL history. Subscribe for a new episode every week and drop your worst NFL trade of all time in the comments.

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0:00 We're back and the Reverend Wise

1:26 Episode 85 and the Ocho Cinco debate

1:47 The tight end prostate commercial

2:58 Braves out, Freddie Freeman hurts

5:05 Can anyone outspend the Dodgers

5:51 Acuña and Olson go cold

7:25 Who stops the Dodgers three-peat

8:36 Georgia vs Alabama preview

11:22 Hurricane weather in Tuscaloosa

14:07 Georgia vs Bama predictions

16:30 Cocks Corner

17:40 The blown lead stat under Beamer

18:12 The chicken curse

19:02 Talented but undisciplined

23:47 Should Beamer stay

24:25 Gamecocks in Niners vs Seahawks

25:55 Purdy is just a game manager

26:19 Overreacting vs underreacting

27:33 Flowers for Trevor Lawrence

28:45 The NFL refs rant

32:55 Refs finally get suspended

34:01 The Eagles are falling apart

36:08 Penix and the Falcons are rolling

36:46 Tyreek Hill back to the Chiefs

37:40 Bryce Young and the Panthers

40:15 Draft: Worst NFL trades ever

41:04 Deshaun Watson goes first

48:15 Gamecocks upset pick for Florida

Explosive cornhole bags, coffee creamer on the ceiling, and a Florida crab carrying a shank. The Braves clinch the NL East, an influencer gets launched across the cage by a robot, and the Chiefs are winning games like it's 2024 again. We preview Texas at Tennessee, relive the Mississippi State loss Joe watched from the stands, and try to figure out why South Carolina can't hold a lead. Then we cheer ourselves up by drafting the Best Tailgate Foods.

(0:00) Intro
(2:30) Braves Win NL East
(4:42) Bean Bag Debacle
(8:01) Coffee Creamer Ceiling
(11:40) No Atlantic Hurricanes
(14:02) Human vs Robot Fight
(18:03) Florida Gangsta Crab
(21:01) Landman Headbutt
(22:32) Chiefs Lucky Again
(25:42) Niners 5 Touchdowns
(27:15) Dart, Caleb, Daniels Injuries
(30:05) Eagles 157 Degree Turf
(32:06) Browns Win
(33:18) Saints and Panthers
(37:34) Lions Look Bad vs Bills
(39:05) Did McDaniel Ruin the Chargers
(41:58) Week 3 Games to Watch
(46:03) Kiffin Returns to Oxford
(48:35) Kentucky Beats A&M
(49:34) Vandy Stuns NC State
(52:03) Florida Beats Auburn
(52:50) Texas at Tennessee
(59:19) Cocks Corner
(1:15:05) Best Tailgate Foods Draft

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Apparently it's okay to shave in a public gym sauna and/or dookie yourself and keep using shared equipment... also who knew river otters were like that. Tyler Owens goes full Hulk mode, the Browns are still a disaster, and NFL Week 1 ties the post-merger scoring record at 791. And of course, MSU vs USC preview. Kamario Taylor vs Lanorris Sellers. Brother-in-laws battle.

(0:00) Intro

(1:41) Gym Sauna

(6:23) Hyrox Biohazard Win

(12:18) Lake Tahoe Otter

(14:17) Tyler Owens Hulk

(16:12) Watson / Profar

(21:28) Week 1 791 Points

(23:15) Walker Chiefs Back

(26:05) Myles Garrett IR

(34:16) Texas Ohio State

(38:42) Michigan Oklahoma

(40:15) Oklahoma State Oregon

(42:46) Cocks Corner

(1:04:55) Best Fall Firsts Draft

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Foldable iPhones, AI that somehow beats Portal, and a fruit fly that can play Mario. NFL is back, and LSU drops 51 on Clemson while Michigan finds yet another way to cheat. The US Open ends entirely too late, and LIV files for bankruptcy. As always we get into South Carolina sports in Cocks Corner and close by drafting Things Old People Got Right. 

(0:00) Intro

(4:43) iPhone Duo

(9:27) AI Beats Portal Solo

(10:41) Fruit Fly Plays Mario

(14:40) NFL Is Back

(17:21) LSU Crushes Clemson

(27:45) Michigan Cheats Again

(35:31) US Open

(36:35) LIV Golf Files for Bankruptcy

(40:02) Cocks Corner

(54:02) Things Old People Got Right Draft

Undrafted Amateurs LSU Crushes Clemson, Things Old People Got Right draft, South Carolina Gamecocks Cocks Corner, NFL is back, Michigan clock controversy, LIV Golf bankruptcy, US Open 3:33 a.m., fruit fly plays Mario, Joe Wise Allen Jordan sports podcast

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We're back. Almost two years since the last episode, and we just missed talking every week. Joe's in South Carolina now, Allen's still in Florida (for a minute), and we're leaning harder into Gamecocks this season. Catch-up first: Joe finally surfed at sunrise and admitted he was wrong about the pre glow, he's about to be a dad, he dropped Allen's ring while officiating the wedding, Allen's got a new orthopedic job in Orlando, Copper's got an elbow like a 70-year-old, Fudge the miniature horse is somehow still alive, and Allen hopped a standby flight to San Fran instead of Maine and barely missed a Yosemite fire. Then the meat of it: how high we're allowed to get our hopes for South Carolina, injuries, Kendal Briles, and why we still can't fully trust this team. We close by bringing drafts back with SEC mascot costumes. Cocky goes number one. Of course.

Timestamps:

(0:00) I was wrong about sunrises

(0:26) We're back

(1:30) Surfing and the pre glow

(3:15) About to be a dad

(3:55) Dropping the rings

(6:33) James Island life

(7:43) Allen's new job

(9:58) Penny, Copper, and Fudge

(11:20) Standby to San Fran

(18:55) How high can we get our hopes

(23:35) Injuries and Josiah Thompson

(33:08) Season predictions

(1:00:26) SEC Mascot Draft

(1:02:05) Cocky goes number one

(1:10:23) 101 at Willie B

We've got a big update. We are pausing the pod for now... so this will be our last episode for a while, but the Undrafted Amateurs brand isn't going anywhere and we will get more into that. For our farewell episode we have a long amateur hour, catching up on Allen's wedding plans, our weekends, plans for the future of Undrafted, the MLB All-Star Game (and All-Star Anthem...), Diet Coke, Brandon Aiyuk asking for a trade, Copa América, stool samples, draft Olympic track and field events and more.

Timestamps:

(0:00) Final Episode Announcement 

(0:39) Technical Difficulties 

(5:03) Future Content Plans 

(7:08) MLB All-Star Game 

(10:34) Would You Rather: National Anthem vs. First Pitch

(13:21) Dog Sitting Chaos 

(17:07) Wedding Venue Visit 

(19:29) Bachelor Trip Plans 

(24:03) BA Trade Request 

(29:40) Chaos at Hard Rock Stadium 

(37:41) Favorite Track and Field Events Draft

(43:20) Final Thoughts 

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The 2024 Summer Games are just 2 weeks away, and we're hyped! Join us as we dive into Team USA's prospects and exciting Olympic updates. From historic medal designs featuring the Eiffel Tower to our favorite summer Olympic sports draft, this episode is packed with all things sports, entertainment, and adventure!

Timestamps:

(0:00) Intro

(0:11) Amateur Hour

(3:27) Two-Minute Drill

(6:13) Iceman's Unsung Hero

(11:22) Paris Summer Olympics Preview

(17:18) USA in the Summer Games

(20:33) USA Team Sports to Watch Out For

(26:11) USA Individual Athletes to Watch Out For

(34:41) Best Summer Olympic Sports Draft

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