Undrafted Amateurs

Explosive cornhole bags, coffee creamer on the ceiling, and a Florida crab carrying a shank. The Braves clinch the NL East, an influencer gets launched across the cage by a robot, and the Chiefs are winning games like it's 2024 again. We preview Texas at Tennessee, relive the Mississippi State loss Joe watched from the stands, and try to figure out why South Carolina can't hold a lead. Then we cheer ourselves up by drafting the Best Tailgate Foods.

(0:00) Intro
(2:30) Braves Win NL East
(4:42) Bean Bag Debacle
(8:01) Coffee Creamer Ceiling
(11:40) No Atlantic Hurricanes
(14:02) Human vs Robot Fight
(18:03) Florida Gangsta Crab
(21:01) Landman Headbutt
(22:32) Chiefs Lucky Again
(25:42) Niners 5 Touchdowns
(27:15) Dart, Caleb, Daniels Injuries
(30:05) Eagles 157 Degree Turf
(32:06) Browns Win
(33:18) Saints and Panthers
(37:34) Lions Look Bad vs Bills
(39:05) Did McDaniel Ruin the Chargers
(41:58) Week 3 Games to Watch
(46:03) Kiffin Returns to Oxford
(48:35) Kentucky Beats A&M
(49:34) Vandy Stuns NC State
(52:03) Florida Beats Auburn
(52:50) Texas at Tennessee
(59:19) Cocks Corner
(1:15:05) Best Tailgate Foods Draft

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Apparently it's okay to shave in a public gym sauna and/or dookie yourself and keep using shared equipment... also who knew river otters were like that. Tyler Owens goes full Hulk mode, the Browns are still a disaster, and NFL Week 1 ties the post-merger scoring record at 791. And of course, MSU vs USC preview. Kamario Taylor vs Lanorris Sellers. Brother-in-laws battle.

(0:00) Intro

(1:41) Gym Sauna

(6:23) Hyrox Biohazard Win

(12:18) Lake Tahoe Otter

(14:17) Tyler Owens Hulk

(16:12) Watson / Profar

(21:28) Week 1 791 Points

(23:15) Walker Chiefs Back

(26:05) Myles Garrett IR

(34:16) Texas Ohio State

(38:42) Michigan Oklahoma

(40:15) Oklahoma State Oregon

(42:46) Cocks Corner

(1:04:55) Best Fall Firsts Draft

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Foldable iPhones, AI that somehow beats Portal, and a fruit fly that can play Mario. NFL is back, and LSU drops 51 on Clemson while Michigan finds yet another way to cheat. The US Open ends entirely too late, and LIV files for bankruptcy. As always we get into South Carolina sports in Cocks Corner and close by drafting Things Old People Got Right. 

(0:00) Intro

(4:43) iPhone Duo

(9:27) AI Beats Portal Solo

(10:41) Fruit Fly Plays Mario

(14:40) NFL Is Back

(17:21) LSU Crushes Clemson

(27:45) Michigan Cheats Again

(35:31) US Open

(36:35) LIV Golf Files for Bankruptcy

(40:02) Cocks Corner

(54:02) Things Old People Got Right Draft

Undrafted Amateurs LSU Crushes Clemson, Things Old People Got Right draft, South Carolina Gamecocks Cocks Corner, NFL is back, Michigan clock controversy, LIV Golf bankruptcy, US Open 3:33 a.m., fruit fly plays Mario, Joe Wise Allen Jordan sports podcast

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We're back. Almost two years since the last episode, and we just missed talking every week. Joe's in South Carolina now, Allen's still in Florida (for a minute), and we're leaning harder into Gamecocks this season. Catch-up first: Joe finally surfed at sunrise and admitted he was wrong about the pre glow, he's about to be a dad, he dropped Allen's ring while officiating the wedding, Allen's got a new orthopedic job in Orlando, Copper's got an elbow like a 70-year-old, Fudge the miniature horse is somehow still alive, and Allen hopped a standby flight to San Fran instead of Maine and barely missed a Yosemite fire. Then the meat of it: how high we're allowed to get our hopes for South Carolina, injuries, Kendal Briles, and why we still can't fully trust this team. We close by bringing drafts back with SEC mascot costumes. Cocky goes number one. Of course.

Timestamps:

(0:00) I was wrong about sunrises

(0:26) We're back

(1:30) Surfing and the pre glow

(3:15) About to be a dad

(3:55) Dropping the rings

(6:33) James Island life

(7:43) Allen's new job

(9:58) Penny, Copper, and Fudge

(11:20) Standby to San Fran

(18:55) How high can we get our hopes

(23:35) Injuries and Josiah Thompson

(33:08) Season predictions

(1:00:26) SEC Mascot Draft

(1:02:05) Cocky goes number one

(1:10:23) 101 at Willie B

We've got a big update. We are pausing the pod for now... so this will be our last episode for a while, but the Undrafted Amateurs brand isn't going anywhere and we will get more into that. For our farewell episode we have a long amateur hour, catching up on Allen's wedding plans, our weekends, plans for the future of Undrafted, the MLB All-Star Game (and All-Star Anthem...), Diet Coke, Brandon Aiyuk asking for a trade, Copa América, stool samples, draft Olympic track and field events and more.

Timestamps:

(0:00) Final Episode Announcement 

(0:39) Technical Difficulties 

(5:03) Future Content Plans 

(7:08) MLB All-Star Game 

(10:34) Would You Rather: National Anthem vs. First Pitch

(13:21) Dog Sitting Chaos 

(17:07) Wedding Venue Visit 

(19:29) Bachelor Trip Plans 

(24:03) BA Trade Request 

(29:40) Chaos at Hard Rock Stadium 

(37:41) Favorite Track and Field Events Draft

(43:20) Final Thoughts 

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The 2024 Summer Games are just 2 weeks away, and we're hyped! Join us as we dive into Team USA's prospects and exciting Olympic updates. From historic medal designs featuring the Eiffel Tower to our favorite summer Olympic sports draft, this episode is packed with all things sports, entertainment, and adventure!

Timestamps:

(0:00) Intro

(0:11) Amateur Hour

(3:27) Two-Minute Drill

(6:13) Iceman's Unsung Hero

(11:22) Paris Summer Olympics Preview

(17:18) USA in the Summer Games

(20:33) USA Team Sports to Watch Out For

(26:11) USA Individual Athletes to Watch Out For

(34:41) Best Summer Olympic Sports Draft

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(00:00) Intro

(00:22) Amateur Hour

(20:31) Iceman's Unsung Hero

(21:46) Olympics Hype

(26:37) Two-Minute Drill

(32:48) Track & Field World Records Trivia

(48:21) Best Frozen Things Draft

On this episode, we are joined by the one and only, Christian Mosier. Since Allen is still in Ireland, we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to catch up with Christian. We talk about the U.S. Open, how his business has been, and of course, test his “gut” with a Florida Man Challenge. Finally we wrap the episode up by drafting the things that get us hyped up.

Timestamps:

(00:00) Intro

(00:57) Two-Minute Drill

(02:38) Christian's Back

(03:33) U.S. Open

(08:50) Christian's Business

(15:36) Joe's Business

(17:21) Christian's Golf Game + Personal Life

(20:46) Florida Man Challenge

(23:29) Things That Get Us Hyped Up

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On this episode we dive into how Allen lost his drone in Spain and had a close call with the Spanish authorities that almost resulted in a missed flight and wrongful imprisonment. We talk a little about Barcelona, Mallorca, and Prague, and compare gyms/workout enviornments in each place. We end the episode with LORD OF THE RINGS FIGHT NIGHT DRAFT, each picking LOTR characters to assemble our ultimate battle teams.

Chapters:

(0:00) Intro

(0:47) Knowing Languages vs Talking to Animals

(2:29) Allen Losing His Drone

(11:23) Almost Missing the Flight to Mallorca

(14:13) College Baseball

(17:09) Mallorca Van Trip

(18:21) International Gym Comparisions

(21:27) Prague

(22:23) Iceman's Unsung Hero

(24:30) End of our Trip

(25:18) LOTR Fight Night Draft

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This is episode 2 of our trip across the pond, and we’re currently in Barcelona recording from Parc de Carmel which overlooks the city. On this episode we continue to talk about our travels from Madrid, to Senegal, and then back to Spain to visit Barcelona.

While in Senegal we visited Joe’s brother Bradley, and he took us out to a surf spot that required a boat ride to a surf break off of Ngor Island. We hopped straight off of the boat into the water and didn’t touch land again until the boat picked us up, aside for the quick second that Joe stepped on a rock and was left with a (few) surprise gift(s) from a sea urchin. 

We also watched the UEFA champions league final in Dakar, Senegal, which was sweet since soccer is so much more popular there than in the US, but with Real Madrid winning, we did have regrets that we had barely missed out on watching it in Madrid. 

Finally we talk about the beginning of our time in Barcelona and compare the cities of Barcelona and Madrid. 

SUPER SMASH BROS SHOWDOWN: for our draft we create our ultimate SUPER SMASH BROS squads from the original N64 game. Whose team is getting SUPER SMASHED???

Timestamps:

(0:00) Intro

(0:42) Finding Running Shoes in Madrid

(4:11) Real Madrid Wins Champions League Final

(7:11) South Carolina Loses Regional

(9:08) Justin Jefferson's Massive Contract Extension

(10:10) Another MLB Betting Scandal

(12:13) Buffalo Bills Sign Olympic Gold Medalist

(13:34) Chicago Bears on Hard Knocks

(14:47) Scottie Scheffler Charges Dropped

(17:04) Chiefs' Bad Off-Field Offseason

(19:04) Visiting Dakar, Senegal

(23:54) Surfing in Senegal

(30:59) Iceman's Unsung Hero

(32:13) Super Smash Bros Character Draft

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