Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers during the recording that he likes nipples.

Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories of licking, kissing, farting and, er, inappropriately timed blood and Little Britain. Fern Brady reads your stories

Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Chucky Bartolo aka Tolqueen helps Alix and Riyadh read your stories. Alix shares stories from Japan’s largest sex store and Riyadh reveals his passion for aviation. Recorded live in Malta.

Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previous themes. Marvin from 1Xtra’s 3 Shots of Tequila reads your stories and reveals some of his own surprising habits.

Comedian Olga Koch joins Alix & Riyadh to talk sex shops including numerous tales from sales assistants on the frontline

Comedian Sarah Keyworth joins Alix & Riyadh to talk about all the scoffing and boffing! When playing with food goes either completely right of completely wrong.

Comedian Harriet Kemsley helps Alix and Riyadh read the worst sex tips you’ve ever been given, from ginger to plastic bags…

Adam Rowe wangs on about dongs with Alix and Riyadh, reading your stories of penis pleasure and pain… From Barbies and banjos.

Wipe down your walls and grab a towel, the vagina episode is here! Kemah Bob is IUD AF. Thanks to all the anons for sharing your stories!

From badly copied porn to mis-sent sexts, Lou Sanders reads your stories of tech crashing your sex life.