Season 9 is here! Jack and Steven are back for regularly scheduled programming, just with a new logo (shoutout Dennis as always for cooking this up for us last minute). The guys talked about poop milkshakes, McGregor's loss, Argentina's loss, Christopher Nolan, chocolate milkshakes, and hills they're willing to die on. You know that hill in the Windows XP wallpaper? That seems like a nice place.

Jack and Steven are back to end Season 8 of Unfunny Buffoonery by talking about the 4th of July, Jack's trip to Texas, favorite gum flavors, World Cup craze, the guys' takes on taking your birthday off for work, Meta Glasses, the general culture behind filming in public, and sunscreen (with Steven's hatred for using it for some reason). Yeah that's a wrap for Season 8, but Season 9's still coming so nothing will change, just the number.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack watching the Knicks win with some Canadian friends in NYC (Steven was jealous), the FIFA World Cup, Team Falcons winning the CS2 major... um, bikes, how bad traffic has been, fuckin' clothes shopping. Yeah alright they talked about MILFs and dick sizes too but like we weren't supposed to actually write that in the description but my boss told me to do it (I'm just the intern writing this).

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Knicks (recorded pre-Game 4's absolute cinema), Lena The Plug filing for divorce against Adam22 (riveting stuff as always), Jack and Steven's 10 years of being Discord friends, luxury cars, smash burgers, McDonald's, churches as AirBNBs, and the guys' newfound appreciation for Basketball... obviously because of the Knicks.

Jack and Steven are joined by Eric and Brandon to talk about the recent Demoted video, with some behind-the-scenes and fun stories... mostly just a bunch of Jack glaze. Beyond that, the guys also talked about the Knicks being in the finals, the new "Obsession" movie (and it being the push for Jack to make a movie himself), Brandon's final months with his car, Steven's knowledge of Nintendo, and Eric's thoughts on tipping culture. Long one for ya guys to never finish listening to, so enjoy.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new video, the Hantavirus, the recent story of a United flight striking a truck in New Jersey, let's see here... um, bagels. Yeah alright, they mostly talked about Jack's new video because he's obsessed with himself. Maybe some more behind-the-scenes in the next episode since Jack can't get enough of it.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Modern Warfare Ding Dong, CS2 finally releasing a new map, Jack's one year of car ownership, Dunkin releasing an unlimited drink subscription (allegedly), the top 5 most understood English words globally, and of course, the announcement of the new CEO of Apple. Steve did his job, Tim might've cooked, will John Ternus around?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Artemis II, Easter, Jack's one year of owning a car, GTA 6 leaks, pictures of your meals basically being before-pictures of fecal matter, New Jersey, Gmail letting you add a new email name to the same account and ordering Dominos or Papa Johns in NYC... is it a sin? As a New Yorker, Jack's take is: no. Yeah, 2 hours this one.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's fixed up car, adding a zero to the end of any number in your life, meeting John Cena (just as a concept), the Basques people, humanoid robots, um, looks like stubbing your toe... hummus... fuckin' uhhh, going to the movies as a first date. Yeah! Whole lot to talk about here!

Jack and Steven—despite Discord not working—still managed to get this episode out for you guys by speaking over the phone and discussing some very important topics like: the recent CS2 update, the new MacBook Neo, why Pirates wear eye patches, the Oscars, most Social Media platform names being 2 syllables, YouTuber merch, Sushi, Pencils, Jack's car being messed up, and making $1 million but having to serve 1 year in prison. Yeah ok, this one had a lot of weird shit.