Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back after a nice long break (even though it was the same 2 weeks for you guys) talking about the iPhone Duo again, goated trios, meanest food-related insults, the colors associated with certain school subjects, corn dogs, custom license plates, and Steven stealing handicap seats at hearing-impaired movie theaters... the nerve.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack officially securing his Drone Pilot license, Nike stock dropping, Apple's new releases (even though this was recorded before anything was officially announced), Mr. Beast's rap song, which direction the guys rotate their phones, and prosciutto. Also being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one.

Jack and Steven are back! Yes, yes! The guys talk about the iPhone Ultra leaks, the GTA VI leaks, Jack's drone exam, the (objectively) best sport, first date questions, Croatia... yeah alright, a lot was discussed. What does RSVP even stand for?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about getting blackmailed over nudes, the Pledge of Allegiance, the flash on the iPhone (like let's go let's figure it out, why does it barely work), France NOT being a boys trip destination, Robert Pattinson's insane run since 2017, geography being seen as a niche, and of course, Jews being the main suppliers for fried calamari. Vafangul. If you know, you know.

Jack and Steven are back, keeping the start of Season 9 going strong by talking about Jack's unc status, "entree" being the term for main course instead of the starter, the pronunciation of "data," the oldest symbols in human history, garlic, fish, Jack's recent birthday BBQ, oh and... how far into the past is it still "the other day"? Riveting stuff as always. Not gonna talk about the title of this one.

Season 9 is here! Jack and Steven are back for regularly scheduled programming, just with a new logo (shoutout Dennis as always for cooking this up for us last minute). The guys talked about poop milkshakes, McGregor's loss, Argentina's loss, Christopher Nolan, chocolate milkshakes, and hills they're willing to die on. You know that hill in the Windows XP wallpaper? That seems like a nice place.

Jack and Steven are back to end Season 8 of Unfunny Buffoonery by talking about the 4th of July, Jack's trip to Texas, favorite gum flavors, World Cup craze, the guys' takes on taking your birthday off for work, Meta Glasses, the general culture behind filming in public, and sunscreen (with Steven's hatred for using it for some reason). Yeah that's a wrap for Season 8, but Season 9's still coming so nothing will change, just the number.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack watching the Knicks win with some Canadian friends in NYC (Steven was jealous), the FIFA World Cup, Team Falcons winning the CS2 major... um, bikes, how bad traffic has been, fuckin' clothes shopping. Yeah alright they talked about MILFs and dick sizes too but like we weren't supposed to actually write that in the description but my boss told me to do it (I'm just the intern writing this).

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Knicks (recorded pre-Game 4's absolute cinema), Lena The Plug filing for divorce against Adam22 (riveting stuff as always), Jack and Steven's 10 years of being Discord friends, luxury cars, smash burgers, McDonald's, churches as AirBNBs, and the guys' newfound appreciation for Basketball... obviously because of the Knicks.

Jack and Steven are joined by Eric and Brandon to talk about the recent Demoted video, with some behind-the-scenes and fun stories... mostly just a bunch of Jack glaze. Beyond that, the guys also talked about the Knicks being in the finals, the new "Obsession" movie (and it being the push for Jack to make a movie himself), Brandon's final months with his car, Steven's knowledge of Nintendo, and Eric's thoughts on tipping culture. Long one for ya guys to never finish listening to, so enjoy.