Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back to discuss Jack's recent trip to Florida again, the correct way to put your phone in your pocket, blind dates, funny ways to say "take a piss," and whether saying "moved forward" implies further or closer in time. For instance, you say "Wednesday's meeting got pushed back 2 days" that means it's now Friday... so if the meeting was "moved forward 2 days" is that now not Monday? Anyway yeah, fascinating stuff.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo to talk about Halloween, H3H3 getting caught cheating on his wife, the Tesla Roadster (and a newfound ability to skip traffic in tunnels), the "Half Sandwich & Soup" combo at diners, the Museum of Sex, social media presence, hiking, and how rich was Michael Jackson really? Fascinating stuff as always.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about GTA 6 and its PC release being earlier than expected, Jack's car issues and his potential switch up, COD Modern Warfare 4 actually looking pretty cool, the newly released Apple Homeview, birthday parties, parents charging their children rent and yield signs being better than stop signs. Just a fact.

Jack and Steven are back after a nice long break (even though it was the same 2 weeks for you guys) talking about the iPhone Duo again, goated trios, meanest food-related insults, the colors associated with certain school subjects, corn dogs, custom license plates, and Steven stealing handicap seats at hearing-impaired movie theaters... the nerve.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack officially securing his Drone Pilot license, Nike stock dropping, Apple's new releases (even though this was recorded before anything was officially announced), Mr. Beast's rap song, which direction the guys rotate their phones, and prosciutto. Also being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one.

Jack and Steven are back! Yes, yes! The guys talk about the iPhone Ultra leaks, the GTA VI leaks, Jack's drone exam, the (objectively) best sport, first date questions, Croatia... yeah alright, a lot was discussed. What does RSVP even stand for?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about getting blackmailed over nudes, the Pledge of Allegiance, the flash on the iPhone (like let's go let's figure it out, why does it barely work), France NOT being a boys trip destination, Robert Pattinson's insane run since 2017, geography being seen as a niche, and of course, Jews being the main suppliers for fried calamari. Vafangul. If you know, you know.

Jack and Steven are back, keeping the start of Season 9 going strong by talking about Jack's unc status, "entree" being the term for main course instead of the starter, the pronunciation of "data," the oldest symbols in human history, garlic, fish, Jack's recent birthday BBQ, oh and... how far into the past is it still "the other day"? Riveting stuff as always. Not gonna talk about the title of this one.

Season 9 is here! Jack and Steven are back for regularly scheduled programming, just with a new logo (shoutout Dennis as always for cooking this up for us last minute). The guys talked about poop milkshakes, McGregor's loss, Argentina's loss, Christopher Nolan, chocolate milkshakes, and hills they're willing to die on. You know that hill in the Windows XP wallpaper? That seems like a nice place.

Jack and Steven are back to end Season 8 of Unfunny Buffoonery by talking about the 4th of July, Jack's trip to Texas, favorite gum flavors, World Cup craze, the guys' takes on taking your birthday off for work, Meta Glasses, the general culture behind filming in public, and sunscreen (with Steven's hatred for using it for some reason). Yeah that's a wrap for Season 8, but Season 9's still coming so nothing will change, just the number.