Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new vehicle purchase (and future Canada/Florida/Texas links?), the "big three" of juices, the guys' dream houses, things to do on a lazy Sunday, and the fact that Jack has a new sponsor in exchange for a favor...

Jack and Steven are back for yet another episode of Unfunny Buffoonery, talking about the Dire Wolf being back in business, Jack's recent experience with a certain Credit Card company (adult things), Steven getting the short end of the stick in regards to taxes (again, adult things) and some Would You Rather questions that are pretty easy answers honestly. Oh and apparently "JKMN" is a real name... alphabetically-speaking, it's missing the "L" so "no L" meaning "Noel." Yes, JKMN = Noel. Stupidest thing ever.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's recent trip to Florida... again, the idea that saying "You're Welcome" feels a little more disrespectful than saying "my pleasure" or "no worries," as well as the fact that the Guinness book of World Records is actually started by Guinness, and of course, the fact that the saying "be there or be square" simply means "be there or be a round" which is like, absolutely crazy.

Jack and Steven are joined by Angelo for the first guest appearance of the season, talking about how life would change after a small loan of $50 million from the government, what the guys would be doing as a job if money didn't matter, France wanting their Statue of Liberty back (literally try and take it back real talk) and Jack's experiences doing laundry on a Thursday night. Current events my ass.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about a lot of current events, way more than usual. Let's see, we've got the Oscars (and Adrien Brody's prolonged speech that caused others to not even get a chance to speak), the whole Trump vs. Zelenskyy situation, Trump releasing a Gold Card... which Steven is 100% going to buy. Also, the Wooly Mammoth update is official, there are now Wooly Mice!

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the Super Bowl results (old news type shit), NHL's 4 Nations Tournament and the political beef that took place, lies the guys often tell themselves and also... what it's like to describe the concept/idea of colors. How does one describe what a color is? It's impossible. Steven tries his best though.

Jack and Steven are back to discuss people so famous that you know who you're referencing by just their first names, Jack's recent trip to the Poconos (another video was made, but likely not for YouTube), the upcoming Super Bowl LIX, and what the guys would do tattoo on each other. I mean no diddy but like, I guess some diddy... like "Signed by ShadyIsLove" on Steven's inner thigh would go hard, no?

Jack and Steven are back to discuss the California wildfires, TikTok potentially getting banned, Trump's Inauguration (even though this was recorded before it), and the idea of dropping into a random point into the ocean for 30 seconds every day for five years to get $100 million. Would you do it? Also the guys talked about Jack's hatred for wearing sweatpants outside and Steven's obsession with wearing jeans to sleep... Is it weird to sleep in jeans or? Asking for a friend.

Jack and Steven are back to start the new 2025 update with a variety of different topics, talking about 1998 to 2002 being the best time to be born, Amazon Fresh stores using "AI" to run their cashier-less stores, being proud of how far we've come (Guinness World Records type shit), and of course, like every year, the fact that the holidays aren't over for Jack because he's so cool and celebrates "old" Christmas and New Year's so he gets double the fun wooptidoo.

Jack and Steven bring the holiday cheer to conclude 2024, talking about drones flying over NYC (and some conspiracy theories), Mammoths making a comeback in the 2025 update, and some Christmas stories that may or may not be real. Even though it was Steven's idea to bring milk and cookies for this holiday-themed episode, he forgot the milk and decided to bring vodka so... enjoy listening to Steven fumble around with his microphone while drunk off 12 shots. Happy Holidays!