Unfunny Buffoonery

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new video, the Hantavirus, the recent story of a United flight striking a truck in New Jersey, let's see here... um, bagels. Yeah alright, they mostly talked about Jack's new video because he's obsessed with himself. Maybe some more behind-the-scenes in the next episode since Jack can't get enough of it.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Modern Warfare Ding Dong, CS2 finally releasing a new map, Jack's one year of car ownership, Dunkin releasing an unlimited drink subscription (allegedly), the top 5 most understood English words globally, and of course, the announcement of the new CEO of Apple. Steve did his job, Tim might've cooked, will John Ternus around?

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Artemis II, Easter, Jack's one year of owning a car, GTA 6 leaks, pictures of your meals basically being before-pictures of fecal matter, New Jersey, Gmail letting you add a new email name to the same account and ordering Dominos or Papa Johns in NYC... is it a sin? As a New Yorker, Jack's take is: no. Yeah, 2 hours this one.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's fixed up car, adding a zero to the end of any number in your life, meeting John Cena (just as a concept), the Basques people, humanoid robots, um, looks like stubbing your toe... hummus... fuckin' uhhh, going to the movies as a first date. Yeah! Whole lot to talk about here!

Jack and Steven—despite Discord not working—still managed to get this episode out for you guys by speaking over the phone and discussing some very important topics like: the recent CS2 update, the new MacBook Neo, why Pirates wear eye patches, the Oscars, most Social Media platform names being 2 syllables, YouTuber merch, Sushi, Pencils, Jack's car being messed up, and making $1 million but having to serve 1 year in prison. Yeah ok, this one had a lot of weird shit.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about the new ShadyIsLove logo, USA vs. Canada hockey beef in the Olympics, updates about the war in Iran, most frequently misspelled words in the English language, and Jack's recent disliking of Apple's moves in relation to Samsung's innovations. This one's a long one boys so good luck.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Super Bowl LX (and opinions on the halftime show), the Winter Olympics going on right now, Discord now requiring a face scan or ID, iPhone 18 switching from USB-C to Magsafe, and a study that shows writing in half-print, half-cursive is common among serial killers... suuurreeee. Also Steven hates sodas apparently.

Jack and Steven are back to talk about Jack's new "TOO MUCH SNOW" video with some BTS and theories as far as why it's getting views. On the topic of snow, Jack also mentions the recent blizzard that hit NYC, and the guys also do some True or False, bring up some amusing quotes from former NYC Mayor Eric Adams, and laugh at the clearly fake rumor that Mr. Bean is dating Mia Khalifa.

Jack and Steven are back! Steven missed last episode so this time around the two get to catch up a bit. Jack updates everyone on his recent boys trip (which should feature a video coming soon), and the guys also talk about whether or not getting recognized a celebrity is cool, spitting as a bad habit that even well-mannered people have, conspiracy theories, and Imagine Dragons... these nuts across your face.

To start the new year, Jack is joined by Brandon and Angelo because Steven was unable to make it this time (sad face). The guys talked about a plethora of different irrelevant topics, some of which being: Jack getting robbed by Uber Eats, Trump's New Year's resolutions, Debit vs. Credit Cards, raisins being absolutely fire, Bitcoin and the amount of money people lost by withdrawing too early, and 67... yes, the guys also talked about 67, mainly to point out that the 21 meme was better. Happy New Year!