What a sporty treat we have for you! Join Taylor and Tank Andrew as they commentate Seth’s recreational volleyball league and learn all about sportsmanship and teamwork while somehow not learning a single thing about volleyball itself.

#uninformedsportsspectacular

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We ink the history of tattooing onto your brain and teach you some vital etiquette of tattoo culture. Then tattoo artist and owner of Boartooth Tattoo & Social Club (CA), Daniel Werder, comes on to talk tattooing craft, apprenticeship, breakdancing, and sobriety. #bethatbagel #businessmanning #skinen

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Seth, Taylor, and Intern Hans break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a game-changing event at Dressbarn, the NFL comes to Jesus, a routine exam turns missing persons case, a treatise on interstellar parenting. #dressporn #amen #abolishthesun

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We traverse the terrain of van life’s inception as a combination of two of everyone’s favorite social gatherings. Then Chandra Rae and Andy Derrick come on to talk about renovating an ‘84 Chevy van into a home and life on the road. #thandienewton5000 #wedonttracks #stinkychristianpunkstew

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Seth, Taylor, and musical guests, Glamper and Tiblinski, break down only the most important prehistoric news. #dinodocking #penistheory #egyptianhorse #rawrdoggingit

Intro: Glamper “Life Finds A Way”

Outro: Tiblinski “Dinosaur Song”

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We go all the way back to the very first comic book ever printed, then set some ground rules for what makes a good superhero. Then Documenteers host and comic book aficionado, Bob Sham, comes on to talk comic book history, underwear, and the rise of marginalized voices in comics. RIP Stan Lee. Excelsior. #hesjustabird #buseynaps #youngsheldononcbs #lovesassbeatsass

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: Samsung folds under the hype, a state senator is dealt a cold hand by some nurses, Game of Thrones embraces a timeless cinematic tactic, a royal Easter scandal demystified. #samsinging #samsallow #intheboneyhour

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We trip out on the origination of psychedelic drugs. Then psychedelic enthusiasts, T & E, come on to talk about their experiences with psychedelics, explain microdosing and its purported benefits, and provide some guidance for the novice tripper. #heypisces #buildyourvoidbeautiful #copcarnival

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Mason “Grumpy” Schmitt, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: literary criticism gets heated in Eastern Europe, an airline sweepstakes spurs a star’s comeback, a former Beatle comes clean about a toxic secret, a rundown of home design of the future. #poisonpore #takethtube

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon

We caress your brain through a crash course in massage therapy. Then massage therapist and yoga instructor, Brian Thibault, comes on to talk types and benefits of massage and getting into yoga. #redcelebration #wefinnish

Outro: Cretin Beacon “would you like a coffee? would you like a creme?” soundcloud.com/cretinbeacon