Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a peek inside a celebrity church, an astronomer’s diverting new cosmic theory, Nashville churches reach out to the community, five crucial tips for finding the personal trainer for you. #firstchurchofcaptivity #evenbabies

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Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Sami Lane, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: religions and rock bands make water conservation difficult, a corporate split gets graphic, tips on sacred kitchen care, the animal kingdom plots a big change. #clothingrestaurant #throbross

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We delve deep into the occult and share some of our favorite occultic rock artists and songs. Then Nashville rock band, Oginalii, comes on to talk about common misconceptions about the occult, occultic dabblings throughout rock history, and together we write the dankest, most metal, occultistest song of all time and perform it live. #stickiestmaninrocknroll #goesbacksto

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Seth, Taylor, and guest co-host, Austin Arnold, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: the perils of recording heavy metal, a cosmetic revolution for magical creatures, exciting new developments in gravity, Trump’s medical staff woes. #commaback

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We demystify the occupation of occupational therapy complete with some major historical examples. Then occupational therapist, Claire Grecco, comes on to talk about the types of patients she treats and how she treats them. #spudprints #robotscientist

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Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a surprising find in Egypt, a real moose of a fitness challenge, Apple tries to debug Facetime, a C-list actor at the center of a controversy of cosmic proportions. #notallfaces

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We reveal the intriguing theological underpinnings of Mormonism. Then actor, writer, and director, Kristopher Wente, comes on to pretty much confirm our good job and talk about his mission, his leaving the church, and the way those experiences have informed his art. #bidencranks #turnaprophet

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Seth and guest co-hosts, Tank Andrew and Riley Noonan, break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a Taco Bell “Catch of the Day” that’s truly explosive, a sterile warning regarding your favorite prickly pet, filing tips to help you survive tax season, a big year shapes up for Nebraska. #hoglyfe #reallifeblackmirror

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We decode the etymology of entrepreneurship and reminisce about our respective entrepreneurial ventures. Then baking phenom husbands, Chris and Tony (aka the Baking Barons), come on to feed us treats and talk about the baking of their business and the business of baking. #awaitthedragon

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Seth and Taylor break down only the most important news headlines to get you through the week. Featuring: a day in the life of a successful investor, an update on the Wall, Tom Brady's hair-raising sports controversy, Kanye tries to get his head around a big challenge. #kanyeheadsouth

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