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Hey there, fellow misfits—welcome to “I am GPTed,” where I, Mal—the Misfit Master of AI—take you from “What’s a prompt, is that a new dating app?” to “Wow, look at me actually getting useful answers from these so-called intelligent machines!” I’m here to give you the best tips for ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Grok, and whatever new LLM gets launched while I’m still finishing this sentence.

I speak in plain English—I break out in a rash at tech jargon. So, let’s get you AI-literate without making your brain restart.

Let’s kick things off with a **specific prompting technique** that can upgrade your AI game overnight: *“Role Prompting.”* Think of it like this—you’re not just talking to a faceless algorithm. You can tell your AI buddy to act like an expert. Not like your cousin Dave who once read half a Wikipedia article and now thinks he’s a crypto genius. No—*real* expertise!

Here’s a classic “before and after.”

Before:
“Summarize this article.”

After:
“Act as if you’re a Pulitzer-winning journalist. Summarize this article in a way that even someone ignoring the news for a year could follow.”

The difference? *Actual insight*, less snooze. According to Harvard’s academic tech folks and others, giving the model a clear persona or role refocuses its responses and ups the game[6].

Moving right along—let’s talk about a **practical use case** for AI that you probably haven’t tried. Ready? *Meal planning*. Not glamorous, but if your fridge is anything like mine—half a lemon and a mysterious jar from three apartments ago—you need this. Tell ChatGPT or Gemini, “Pretend you’re a professional chef stuck with only these ingredients: [list what you’ve got]. Build me a week’s worth of meals I might actually eat.” Suddenly, you’re not making the same sad pasta for the third night in a row.

Time for **Mal’s confession corner**: The number one mistake beginners make—and trust me, I’m president of this support group—is being vague. Asking “Help me write a novel” gets you 400 words of plot salad. Instead, try, “Act as a bestselling thriller author. Outline a chapter about a cat burglar who only steals socks, include three cliffhangers.” The more context you give, the less your result reads like it was spat out by someone with one eye on a clock and the other on a donut. I still facepalm looking at my old prompts: “Write something cool.” I deserved every boring answer.

It’s practice time! Here’s a **simple exercise**: Pick a task—resume rewrite, meal plan, travel itinerary. Write your prompt to the AI in three versions:
- Version one: single sentence.
- Version two: add a role (chef, recruiter, etc.).
- Version three: add examples or details (“here’s my current resume,” “I hate peanuts”).

Compare the results. Notice how every little bit of info helps? It’s like ordering at a restaurant—you get better food if you specify you’re not actually a fan of the “surprise me” special.

Finally, my **golden tip for evaluating and improving AI content**: If you wouldn’t say it, send it, or eat it, don’t settle for it. Ask the model to critique its own output or rewrite it another way. Literally just say, “Now improve this for clarity and conciseness,” or “Rewrite with more humor.” These bots are happy to become your editor, therapist, and chef—you just have to ask.

That’s all from “I am GPTed” today. Hit subscribe so you don’t miss the next genius—or at least mildly not-terrible—tip from your pal Mal. Thanks for listening! For more, or if you just want to see what “Quiet Please” looks like with a dot-ai at the end, check out quietplease.ai.

Go forth, experiment bravely, and remember: If your first prompt fails, blame the machine. On the second try…that one’s probably on you.

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