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Cris is sick so we couldn't record an episode this week, but we'll be back on schedule this week including the new THOTLINE episode!! In the meantime, here's an offering from the VAULT to tide you over in the meantime.

This land is. WHAT? This land is. WHO? This land is. OUUURR LAND

We're back in the Gay Little Monkey Jungle swinging from tree to tree with a couple of skinny little apes: Sam and Gian of the defunct but never de-spunked TWINK REVOLUTION. Given the current national climate we thought it was the perfect time to really take a step back and evaluate the state of the Jewnion. Where's the dead weight? How can we cut out the fat? How can we expect to thrive when we keep inviting D-listers? It's time to revolutionize. Welcome to Thottopica baby.

We cover ALL fifty states from sea to shining sea and decide whether it should stay, have its population euthanized but its landscape preserved, or whether it should be blown to got damn smithereens! Look at the material...

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Follow FKA Twink Rev on Twitter @RevGiant and @TwinkRevSam. And don't miss their cum-back episode featuring yours truly next week