Nothing better suits Unofficial's, unofficial style of everything-all-the-time than a visit to the "Front Page of the Internet." Coop&Myan team up with the Reddit algorithm a 2nd time to truly tackle whatever is destined to be next!! We don't have a plan and we're not afraid, so hit the record button. Whether it's Muppet-porn parody references, Donald being called out as a racist, sexual-predator by a "Shadow Foreign Secretary" or a dog who likes to play with himself, nothing is guaranteed but our passion for...whatever.

If you want to learn more about America's history of criminalized-cannabis, what a dog would totally NOT say to the invisible, floating lord in the sky or if in fact Trump has ever actually done anything that wasn't inline with that of a person with an IQ of 64, then tune in really hard this week, cause now that Coop&Myan are past the 50-episode mark, they are really finding their rhythm.

So grab your hidden bag of candy, get settled into your favorite Barca-Lounger, rev-up your most impressive Kermit impersonation and get your free, one-day-only, while-supplies-last, lifetime membership to Unofficial's Cruelty-free, German Hologram-Circus, cause no one loves you more than we do. ...except maybe your dog. Whom you don't deserve. SPACE FORCE!!!

Whether you love it or hate it, TV has helped raise many of us through childhood, even in a time when you could count the channels on one hand. It’s the device that brings the world into your home. Alright maybe now it’s the internet but you’re still seeing it on a television screen so gimme a break. Oh, “Gimme a Break”, I used to love that show.

This week Unofficial’s got Kendrick Lamar, Stephen Colbert, Ricky Schroeder, Dr. Dre, Seann William Scott and probably a few other random references to middle-aged male celebrities you love... but if that’s not your thing then maybe stick around for some 80’s sitcom theme songs and Disney cartoons you’ve probably never seen. Johnny Fedora anyone?

Coop&Myan ramp up the aimless absurdity as the podcast community clamors for more, so tune in Monday’s and Thursday’s for your dose of the dudes in J30.

And our sincerest apologies to Seann “William“ Scott… Not Sean “Michael“ Scott. I blame Steve Carell.

Is a child’s insight a window to the soul of the universe? Do their bouts of bubbling brilliance also contain the structure of fully formed opinions? Can a child tell us exactly why they can calmly state their disillusionment with an unseen creator despite it’s historical worship by half a planet?

This week on Unofficial Coop&Myan venture into a territory they never before imagined. Friend of the show, Josh brings his twin six-year-old daughters, Beatrix and Zoey to discuss their disbelief in the Almighty God, the public school system’s still-thriving indoctrination of the Pledge of Allegiance and the dietary maladies of the common hard-shelled tortoise.

Were the boys able to stay on topic? Did the ultimate question of the ages finally Come to a satisfying conclusion? Did the noble attempt at offering a platform to two second graders ultimately fly off the rails? Sometimes the most important thing is to not take things too seriously and simply have a good time. Mission accomplished.

Thanks to Josh for his patience and enthusiasm and a BIG THANKS to Zoey and Beatrix for their willingness to share their thoughts and opinions and for being such awesome, fun and totally unique guests on the show. Group-hug, Couch-buddies!

Wow, Coop&Myan hit their first major numeric milestone, 50 episodes and it truly feels like we're still warming up. Where else can you tune in twice a week and get more coverage on more random poignant pointlessness in only 30 minutes than on Unofficial. Our 60 minute guest episodes on Thursdays adds another random element to Coop&Myan's inimitable chemistry that only expands on the creative unpredictability of their rabbit-hole investigation of the oft silly and always crazy, digital-era human condition.

Back from vacation, Coop&Myan touch on their time with family, Coop's travels to Poland and Greece and Myan's discount lobster roll epicuritude. Yeah, I made that up, deal with it. The boys reflect on their first 50 shows, reminisce about some of their favorite moments and guests and even pose a bucket-style wish-list of fantasy guests they'd both like to snag some day. Who could they have picked...Jesus, Ghandi...Elon Musk?? Nope, Unofficial isn't trying to impress you, we're just hitting the record button and thinking out loud. I hope Gordon isn't offended by that.

So as always, tune in to: find out the best country in which to be a rockstar, learn nothing about what the hell the "Acropolis" is, and of course refresh yourself on what allergies you should watch out for when offering food to the homeless...because we're all in this crazy situation together and every day it gets a little bit worse. So take a few minutes to reward yourself and check out Unofficial because after all, it's way cheaper than therapy and it always feels good to remind yourself that someone else out there might just be a little crazier than you are. Thanks for hanging in there with us, lets knock out another 50.

Sometimes you have to improvise. And sometimes a little bit is better than nothing. No matter what, the show must go on. Unofficial comes back next week, fresh faced and full of fanciful fables from firma afar. Coop&Myan are almost back in the studio and both have their tales of travel adventures as Unofficial’s vacation package 2019 comes to a close today with just a tiny peak behind the curtain. Just a quickie impromptu correspondence from bro to bro. Sometimes it’s the little things.

Next week...episode 50!! Coop&Myan, Coop, Coop&Myan!!!

The power of flight or complete invisibility, which would you choose? Some say the joy of flight is an unparalleled proposition while others feel invisibility is a bottomless chasm of opportunity. Both can be used for good or evil and both shed light on the inner workings of the individual’s true nature. But what is the real-world fallout if this actually took place?

Join Coop&Myan and venture down the rabbit hole of ultimate ability and what this age old question of absolute power actually entails. Unofficial, throwing you podcast curveballs Mondays and Thursdays. Get on it.

Documentaries are an obsession. Candy-coated for easy consumption. Sure there are biased accounts, packaged to serve an agenda and maybe even successfully fooling many of us most of the time but the facts can often be there too. If you can see them.

Michael Moore tackles two modern issues that go all the way to the top: the flint water crisis and the beginning of the trump presidency. Two straightup clusterfucks driven by greed and the perversion of law and justice. Fortunately Coop&Myan know very little on the subject and will be voicing fully formed opinions on the matter. God bless America.

Coop&Myan are still on vacation but Unofficial is not. Next week we continue our curveball curriculum and pose the age-old question: Superman vs. The Invisible Man?? What unbridled power does Coop desire? What devious scheme is Myan devising? Only one way to find out. Pick your side. See you then, kids.

Does the early bird really get the worm? Well if you’re early to the studio you definitely get better parking. Coop&Myan aren’t even in LA…In fact, Myan couldn’t be any farther away and still be in the continental United States. Hell, Coop isn’t even in the country… But we are still finding a way to waste your time and we are doing it on schedule, as Unofficial’s vacation package rolls on through the end of May.

Myan is a picky bitch when it comes to impersonations but Cooper just thinks they’re fun to do. Luckily Aries Spears comes to the rescue and drops an unforgettable medley of classic rap icons and if you didn’t hear it 13 years ago on Live 105 then thank the YouTube gods for suspending time, for today is your lucky day.

Unofficial’s got your back and we’ll be back to regular programming Monday June 3rd like our time off with family never happened. They say no one ever looked back on their life and wished they’d spent more time in the office but when your office is the hearts and minds of a planet’s 7 billion inhabitants, it doesn’t sound all that bad.

Hugs and kisses

Coop&Myan

Do you address your anger issues? Are you in therapy? Do you attend couples counseling with your significant other? Do you take 5-10 minutes to calm down before you react to a situation? Do you talk to yourself before you get in the car to prevent reactionary road rage? Do you do anything to re-wire your stress related habitual behavior on your path to self improvement? Survival??Happiness???

If you choose to handle stress with a handle of Tito‘s and an eight ball of Coke this episode of Unofficial could change your life. Jonny Brooks or “Jonny Boy“ aka Jonny Marfa, selflessly shares his grind-it-out process of being a better man. We also get a taste of his original music at the end of the show, find out about his upcoming performance as “Harvard” in Lifeplan in LA’s infamous Fringe Festival next month and dig deep on the inner workings of a viral Geico commercial you probably saw him in where he rocked your face off.

We go a little over on our standard Thursday format this week but for good reason, Jonny Brooks is one of the coolest, silliest, bad-assiest creators Unofficial has had the fortune of bringing to the Podcast Universe and Coop and Myan take full advantage by opening up and digging deep into hands-down one of the most complex and courageous offerings a friend has ever allowed the boys to explore. So erase your road rage, ice your knees, do a hundred takes, eat Mr. Marfa’s Muffins, stop having tacos with Jesus and smash those roofi-tinis to the ground like the goddamn hero you are. Because we’re here for constant creation and we got no time for knuckleheads.

What are your top five donuts? Too difficult? OK, how about a traumatic incident from your childhood? If you can’t handle that level of random contrast then this episode is probably not for you. This week Unofficial goes Reddit. Coop and Myan, on vacation, decided to outsource the front page of Reddit for guaranteed content-gold and they truly might be onto something. Possible podcast PBJ.

The front page of the Internet doesn’t need an introduction but it could benefit from a couple of passionate Ambassadors. So if you want to know how pointless the first video ever posted on YouTube actually is (and how much Cooper hates it), or you need to be reminded that it’s been 26 years since rookie Shaquille O’Neal ripped down his first backboard, then hit the play button and get comfy, cause Coop and Myan are doing Reddit and they’re bringing The Sidetrack King and Cannabis Cat and everybody’s chillin’ at the Genius Bar.