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He also talks about bombing onstage last Friday, the great legacy of Russell Peters, downloading illegal music off Limewire, the early days of YouTube, and watching porn for the first time.

Alvin talks about how terribly the NYC government is handling COVID. He he also discusses accents of different countries, getting attacked on TikTok, two girls one cup, the show What Would You Do, and Asians getting attacked during COVID.

Alvin gives advice to an alcoholic who decided to adopt his nephew from his drug addicted sister. He also talks about how it's confusing that women can't show their nipples, doing road gigs as a comedian, and why he loves to listen to people complain. 

Here's a podcast you can listen to as you pretend to listen to your crazy Uncle talk about why Alex Jones should be the next president.

Alvin gives advice to a listener who used to sell nudes. He also talks about getting attacked by communists on Twitter, Tucker Carlson being created in a lab, whether you should buy Pfizer stock, and why working out hard is counterproductive. 

Alvin talks about fitness influencers on Instagram, Shaq's genitals, people buying milk at CVS, and why it's better to be a heroin addict than a meth addict.

Alvin talks about not understanding Gen Z, disabled people, and apologizing to white women

Alvin talks about Johnny Depp getting physically abused by his wife, American Idol, and cringey internet videos

Alvin talks about Biden winning the election, not having to tip delivery boys with contact free delivery, social anxiety, and Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue

Alvin talks about the pending Presidential Election.