Headlines discussed: NYC Man Falls Into a Pit of Rats, Updates on Presidential Election Polls, Tropical Storm Zeta, Four Reasons the Stock Market Could Crash, Kanye West Gives Kim Kardashian a Hologram of Her Dead Father

Headlines Discussed: NYPD Officer Suspended for Saying "Trump 2020" from Patrol Car Speaker, Amy Coney Barrett Sworn in as Supreme Court Justice, Wildfires in California, Attack Drones Dominating Tanks in Armenia-Azerbaijan Territorial War

Alvin covers the weekend news: Biden leads Trump in Texas Polls, Five Reasons Why Trump Could Win, Multiple Aids to Pence Test Positive for Coronavirus, Pope Francis Appoints the First Black Carndinal, Stimulus Check Update, and UFC 254

Alvin recaps the final presidential debate

Alvin talks about how exhausting it is feigning sympathy when someone tells you one of their family members died. 

Alvin ponders how disappointing it would be to upload a video on Pornhub only to get 50 views. And other stuff.

Alvin talks about awareness and emptiness in the context of Buddhism. He also discusses SNL, the Lakers, and roommates. 

Alvin talks about the VP debate, visiting an anus doctor, and other stuff.