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UNPOLISHED episodes

October 30, 2020 SOLVING INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS
Alvin talks about Kanye pissing on a grammy and why he loved it.
20 min
October 30, 2020 NEW YORK IS DEAD
Alvin explores why incest and sodomy are illegal. He also talks coronavirus.
18 min
October 30, 2020 INTERRACIAL
Alvin talks about the strange state of race relations in America
24 min
October 30, 2020 SPIRALING INTO DEPRESSION
Alvin talks about depression and also gives a shoutout to chubby white girls.
24 min
October 30, 2020 ALL HAIL MAO ZEDONG
Alvin talks about the Cultural Revolution in China and how he was a crybaby in the 1st grade.
16 min
October 30, 2020 THE NEXT JERRY SEINFELD
Alvin does observational comedy in a Jerry Seinfeld voice.
19 min
October 30, 2020 I LOVE BROWN PEOPLE
Alvin talks about his love for brown people and why it should be legal to punch middle school kids
21 min
October 30, 2020 AMERICA'S NEXT DADDY
Alvin talks the 2020 election... and picking fights after you've sharted.
23 min
October 30, 2020 MODEL UNITED NATIONS
Alvin talks about how he tried to get laid at Model UN conferences in high school.
16 min
October 30, 2020 LEAVE TOM CRUISE ALONE
Leave tom cruise alone.
18 min

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NYC comedian Alvin Kuai speaks before he thinks.