UNPOLISHED

UNPOLISHED episodes

October 30, 2020 CHEATING IN SCHOOL
Alvin talks about how comedians are ugly af and all the times he's cheated in school.
20 min
October 30, 2020 PUNCH HIM IN THE TAINT
Alvin talks about fat guys in the UFC and Hong Kong action movies.
21 min
October 30, 2020 WORK WORK WORK WORK
Alvin talks about his experiences as a management consultant. If you've worked in an office, this episode is a must listen.
22 min
October 30, 2020 BILLIONAIRE
Alvin talks about why he respects gold diggers and how life would be like with lots of money.
12 min
October 30, 2020 TASTING BOOTY
Alvin ponders if getting your ass eaten counts as cheating... and other stuff.
18 min
October 30, 2020 BOMBING ONSTAGE
Alvin tells stories of bombing onstage and crackheads on the NYC subways.
23 min
October 30, 2020 GETTING HIGH AF
Alvin talks about the first time he did an edible and his lungs collapsing.
19 min
October 30, 2020 LIVING IN A CAVE
Alvin talks about living with 5 roommates, speaking Chinese, and high schoolers on TikTok.
17 min
October 30, 2020 BEING A CREEP
Alvin tells a cringy story about flirting with his crush back in college. He also talks about horse fetishes and hipsters.
21 min
October 30, 2020 ASIAN VS BLACK PEOPLE
Alvin talks about autistic people dating, racial tension between Asians and Black people, and other JUICY topics. wap.
17 min

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NYC comedian Alvin Kuai speaks before he thinks.