In what is truly our most avant-garde episode of all time, we finally fulfill a career-long dream of ours: podcasting LIVE from Olive Garden! And trust the duchess when she says the Artist Is Present. Really, what DON'T we talk about? Over a piping hot plate of shrimp carbonara, we review the new Hulu series Love, Victor, which was written by straight-questioning life forms from another fucking planet. Then, we take on the week's most savory issues: YouTuber cancellations, Lena Dunham and white privilege, and Arca's new album! Our table, our rules-- we tip generously ;)

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