There's a storm a-brewin' and it's heading your way (checks notes) March 4th. Yep, March 4th. That's the real, official, definitely not fake ETA. To celebrate we talk vaccines, obscure non-history, CPAC, trusting science, a bad week for the Democrats, the next Trump administration, and exciting new entrepreneurial opportunities in fleecing the rubes. All brewed fresh on this week's Blues. 

Massive winter storm rocks Texas so hard one of their Senators takes his family and flees across the border...the other way. We address that and still have time to twerk on the grave of one the most malevolent influences to hit American airwaves this side of Caillou. All on this week's U.S. Blues--the flagship of the Excellence in Podcasting network...

Just when you think you're done talking about Donald Trump, he pulls you right back in. This week, D.C. goes Hollywood with the sequel that no one asked for and everyone already knows the ending to it. Also, we'll toss some shade at Neera Tanden, Gina Carano, and recently departed Rep. Ron Wright. This episode may or may not have been recorded on Zoom with cat filters.

Chickens be roosting for some of our least favorite right wingers. Bask in the schadenfreude with us, and then stick around for a name and shame of some of the most infuriating small business tyrants America has to offer.  Also, some football game happens this weekend. Who ya got?

Before we head into the era of Grandpa Joe, we pause to give a Viking funeral for the thankfully departed Trump administration.

Also, stonks, baby! Stonks! Let's talk GameStop and how one of our new least favorite Qarens is betting big on laser futures. 

Couple days before the inauguration and it's Schrodinger's Coup--we don't really know what's going to happen, but we're ready to place our bets. We've got carrots and sticks for the newest Qarens in Congress and some good old fashioned schadenfruede at the expense of the Vanilla Isis mob that attempted to storm the capitol--but ended up mostly just drizzling all over themselves. Plus, don't fall for that deep state "Patriot" trap in D.C. We'll let you know why Mar-A-Lago is where it's at. #MAGAgoesMarALago #hurricaneMAGA #occupyMarALago

According to MAGA chuds, Q freaks, and other assorted Cult 45 effluvium, the "Storm" is upon us and so far it's equal measures tragic and hilarious. We'll cover both, along with a plethora of Game Of Thrones references. Because that's what we do, we drink and we say things. 

Also, big ups to Stacey Abrams. And a not-so-fond farewell to Donald Trump on his journey to the Twitter equivalent of St. Helena. Godspeed, douchebag!  

Breaking News: The president is a pathetic, whiny bitch. I mean, we all know that, but here's the audio...

Join us as we try not to wretch whilst basking in the fumes of the absolute dumpster fire that was 2020.

It's the holiday season and your favorite bunch of ho ho hos from U.S. Blues are on hand for the ceremonial airing of grievances. And to celebrate the coronation of a new King of the Choo Choos.

But mostly just to remind you all to wear a damn mask, stay inside, and say your prayers...but only if the prayers are consensual, you filthy animals...