Van Camp And Morgan Right Now

(Airdate: 7.11.25)

Ttoday: The universe now has an official expiration date (but don't cancel your gym membership just yet), and a kid in Ohio goes full claw machine commando in a quest for plush glory. Plus, one woman's Prime Day nightmare lasted a full year. Over in Florida, the Crazy Crime story brings us a backyard shed med spa, paralysis, and a whole lot of fake credentials.

Happy 7-Eleven Day! That means one thing: FREE SLURPEES. All day long, today's the day to brain-freeze like a champ.

It's F My Life Friday, we've also got your AI Dad Jokes, a new round of Normal or Nope, Things You Need to Know Today, and we unpack reasons your cat stares off intospace. Plus, more delightful nonsense your brain to go along with that freeze.

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(Airdate: 7.10.25)

Today on the show, we're serving up an All-Star lineup—literally. MLB is testing robot umps at the All-Star Game, and Van Camp is not okay. Spoiler alert: when the machines start calling balls and strikes, it's time to panic.

Also—are you guilty of doomscrolling on the toilet? A new study says Americans are spending a lot of time on the porcelain throne, phone in hand, and it's doing horrible things to your body and your screen.

We reveal the best cruise lines for 2025, why lettuce water won't knock you out no matter what TikTok says, and how your personality type could be the key to actually enjoying exercise (yes, really). Then it's time for This is Why I'm Broke Thursday, the Crazy Crime featuring a "McNapping" in Pennsylvania, and Things You Need to Know Today.

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(Airdate: 7.9.25)

It's Amazon Prime Day #2, which means your credit card is sweating and your porch is about to look like an unboxing channel exploded. Bonus: it also happens to be the shortest day in recorded history—shortened by a thrilling 1.3 microseconds. What did you do with your extra blink?

TSA now says you can keep your shoes on, so there's one less indignity at the airport to worry about. Meanwhile, the internet's losing it over a 1937 painting that might show an iPhone. Barbie is getting real with her first doll rocking a glucose monitor and insulin pump. A TikToker casually admits he lied his way into a job—because, apparently, résumés are now works of fiction.

A woman sleepwalks into a DoorDash order for one lonely packet of honey mustard. And in job satisfaction news, weed and vape shop employees are somehow the happiest workers in America, who knew? Plus Things You Need to Know Today and Would You Rather Wednesday.

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(Airdate: 7.8.25)

A new study says the smarter you are, the weaker your moral foundations might be. Also we shed some light on divorce registries. Yep, forget wedding blenders. People starting over post-split are asking for shower curtains, couches, and can openers to rebuild their lives.

Disney revealed what they do with your lost sunglasses and strollers, and in New York, one clever woman is getting paid to sit in cars and dodge street sweeping tickets. We've got your full Things You Need to Know Today, a Florida Crazy Crime and of course, it's Tuesday… so it's Yes or B.S. day!

Tune in and buckle up—it's a wild ride from brain cells to burglaries.

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(Airdate: 7.7.25)

On today's show, we're celebrating Back to the Future turning 40 with a blast of nostalgia—and a reminder from Bob Gale that there's no way this movie would get made the same way today. We've also got a new dating trend that's less sweet and more shady: it's called "cookie jarring," and if you've ever felt like someone's backup plan, you might've been stuck in the jar.

Plus, we're breaking down why the so-called American Dream now comes with a big price tag just to meet the minimum quality of life. A single emoji can boost your friendships, Things You Need to Know Today, the Nerd News, discover how a single emoji can boost your friendships, and VR trees might just be the mental vacation you need.

We wrap things up with our Crazy Crime story: of course it's in Florida, oh Florida!

God Bless Texas!

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(Airdate: 7.3.25)

On today's show, a new study claims banning left turns could literally save lives, speed up commutes, and make driving suck less. Do we agree? Maybe. What makes Summer feel like summer? Then, a steamy stat reveals 1 in 10 people would rather scroll their phones than… ahem "get cozy" with their partner. Plus, your first 10 minutes of the morning could determine whether your day is magic or meltdown—and yes, forgetting coffee counts as a catastrophe.

We've got some fireworks etiquette to celebrate responsibly (spoiler: don't hold your beer and lighter in the same hand). It's This Is Why I'm Broke Thursday, the Crazy Crime takes us across the pond for a shoplifter who changed clothes on the street after stealing them. Plus, all the Things You Need to Know Today.

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(Airdate: 7.2.25)

Today's show is packed tighter than a firecracker on the 4th! We kick things off with Things You Need to Know Today, including the return of The Devil Wears Prada, a record 72.2 million Americans hitting the road, Walmart's $6-per-head cookout bundle, and yes—Slurpee tongue tattoos.

We unpack why summer is peak divorce season, how watching videos at 2x speed might be melting your brain, and why Gen Z's chaotic concert behavior is making live shows less safe (and more slam dancey). Plus, meet the 21-year-old who rowed solo across the Atlantic and shattered three world records in the process.

And it's Would You Rather Wednesday, our Crazy Crime story and more.

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(Airdate: 7.1.25)

On today's show: Happy Canada Day! They still like us... right? We've got your 4th of July travel survival tips, plus why you might be stuck in your own online echo chamber and not even know it.

Gen Z is getting a crash course in basic manners as employers hire etiquette coaches—yes, really. In Delaware, you might soon have to beg for a ketchup packet, and we're breaking down America's most and least educated cities. We'll explain the new "Living Wage Fee" that has diners fuming and list the sneaky sleep stealers that could be ruining your rest.

Plus: Things You Need to Know, our Crazy Crime story of the day, and it's Tuesday—which means it's time for another round of Yes or B.S.!

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(Airdate: 6.30.25)

We're unpacking the uncomfortable truths of office life—starting with trauma dumping at work and why your breakroom shouldn't double as someone's therapy session. If you've ever thought your coworker was way too nosy, good news: science says you're not paranoid—they probably are.

Speaking of personal business, researchers may have figured out how to physically spot someone with a high "body count"… and yeah, it involves flexing. We'll also share 11 Southern habits that outsiders think are weird—like saying "supper" and bringing food everywhere—but if you grew up with Southern parents, you get it.

In Things You Need to Know Today, we've got headlines from courtroom drama to cookies making a comeback, plus a crazy crime involving a guy who pulled over on the freeway just to chug a beer. And it's Monday, so you know what that means—Nerd News is in session! From Mars bricks to self-destructing batteries, it's science, but make it wild.

All that and more, right here on your favorite overshare-friendly, vibe-killing, biscuit-loving morning show.

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(Airdate: 6.26.25)

On today's show it's a full-blown birthday bash for John Van Camp! We're celebrating with donuts, questionable decisions, and a one-of-a-kind birthday sonnet from Morgan.

We ask the big question: is it morally wrong to be "filthy rich"? We're also embracing the 2-Shower Summer Code and sorry, birthday cake lovers: a new report reminds us that even at 80, nutrition matters more than ever.

Which college degrees get you the biggest paycheck five years after graduation? What car thieves are really after, and yes—skimpy men's swimsuits (a.k.a. banana hammocks) are back in style.

It's Thursday, so that means another edition of This Is Why I'm Broke and Things You Need to Know. All that and more, wrapped up in birthday streamers and sass.

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