Vanilla Beaners

Vanilla Beaners

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Vanilla Beaners episodes

  • Sweat says "Fuck 'Em"!

    Hey friends, in person podcast episode with Mr Sweat AKA Eric/Sherrod Hightower! Mental health, toothless blow jobs, and family dinners with dad on this in depth convo with the one and only "Mr 280 to be a lady."Paul wants to know would you wear a diaper? And Selena wants to remind you about your spiritual sweet 16. XOXO and keep your mind off that bullshit!

    1 hr 26 min
  • Magnet Fishing with JJ

    Batten down the hatches y'all! We're back with another episode featuring JJ Howell! We talked about ice cream obsessions (sponsor us J's Creamery), his starbucks cup collection, and then we get real serious about mental health. Remember kids, it's not the end of the world, unless it is. Keep washing those hands because it's just the nice thing to do! XOXO

    1 hr 26 min
  • Shake N Bake with Jake

    Jake Baker is a fresh pretty face in the Lubbock comedy scene. He's a burger/no cheese, waffle/no syrup kind of guy and he's here to teach us a little about writing every day and defying oddness since high school. You can follow him down an alley and admire his glutes but you cant follow him on social media because he's a libertarian aka a bipartisan serial killer. Get on his level! XOXO, wear your mask and hold your farts in public because it's the nice thing to do, ya meatheads!

    52 min
  • WWJaydenD?

    Part Tres with bonus host Steven! We're all in lesbians with Jayden Dodson on this episode because he has no internal monologue and he's crushing those dick ups! IDK what that means honestly but maybe that was my fault? Anyways you cant find him on social media but you can find Paul and his crocs, Selena and her endless social justice worrierism, and Steven and his new bird on insta, FB, and twitter. XOXO and remember to shrink your circumstance whenever you can!

    55 min
  • Chrissy the Night Farter
    Part Deux of episode 29 with our bonus host Steven Feldman! We chat with our favorite bemidjian bisexual Chrissy Covington about how her cat's a perv, being a night farter, and TVP (which is in fact, not an STD). Sit down and grab some carrots and enjoy the show! XOXO
    35 min
  • Crunching with Matt
    THREE PART EPISODE! Steven Feldman, the artist also known as the Prince of Puns, is our bonus host for this saga of conversational podcasting. This is Part 1 with Matt Villegas, a veteran podcaster/comedian/anti-cardio activist. It's a fucking Croc bro! Find clemente's corner wherever you find your pods and put on a house show because it's gotta last forever, right?! XOXO and do the right thing!
    40 min
  • The Emotional Truth with Corey Evans

    Bathroom anxiety, underfunded school districts, and vaginal energy. We talk about all that and more with comedian and teacher (the ONE and ONLY) Corey Evans! From Lubbock, to Chicago, to Houston and back, he steady stays teaching and telling jokes. Don't find him on social media though, he's gotta keep his job at *redacted* middle school. Thanks for listening, and keep telling your emotional truth, unless that truth is that you want to fuck a dog then keep that shit to yourself! XOXO and wear your masks you monsters!

    1 hr 18 min
  • Val and Tracy's Dog!
    We're talking blacking out, biking, and bone cones with our friend Val Burba in our nastiest episode yet! She's not fucking her dog, she kind of believed in god, and arent relationships so hard!? Get a trim and some mental stim from @valburba on instagram! Also, Paul got gay cruised and Selena is not so secretly afraid of teens. XOXO and please reach out if you need someone to talk to Rest in Peace and Laughter J.H.
    1 hr 41 min
  • BLM with Nanci and Kirsten
    Our longest episode ever and Paul has never been so quiet! We had a very in-depth discussion with local activists and organizers Nanci Glitterati and Kirsten Davis. We hit on our own personal experiences with law enforcement, racial injustice, and some of the goals of Lubbock Activists Striving to End Racism (LASER). Also, Selena has so many problematic favs! So much talk! Never forget PRIDE is a RIOT and let's Defund the Police XOXO
    2 hr 32 min

About Vanilla Beaners

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Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.