Vanilla Beaners

Vanilla Beaners

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Vanilla Beaners episodes

  • Michael Pasvar is SO TALL

    If you're looking for a distraction from matters that you should definitely be paying attention to, here's a show we did with Michael Pasvar of the DFW area. He's a comedian, a father, and a #juicyjogger. He talked to us about what it's like to be cast as a douchebag college guy, how to find shows in Big Spring where the milk is plentiful, and his new hashtag taking over finspo insta. Pretty sure Paul wants to have sex with him, and Selena is too occupied by the BLM movement against police brutality to have much else to talk about at the moment.  Join the #JuicyJogger nation and punch a local racist today! XOXO and VIVE LA RESISTANCE!

    1 hr 23 min
  • Too Soon? with Aaron Durbin

    BONUS EPISODE! Talking about where we draw the line when it comes to controversial comedy with the low-key verbal assassin himself, Aaron Durbin. Also Paul is wrong and Selena will try to be more sensitive in the future. Check out Laugh Hub City - Lubbock Comedy on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to see who else we might accidentally offend in the future. Who let the dogs out? We may never know. XOXO

    48 min
  • Adventures with Efren

    Part coyote, part father and all badass; that's Efren. Listen closely now as he tells you about his adventures in self defense, immigrant smuggling, and what happens when people get stingy with their coke. And remember: sharing is caring bro! XOXO

    1 hr 6 min
  • America's Podcast with Adam Teflon

    This episode features our good long distance friend Adam Telfah! We talk about intermittent fasting, Adams intro to comedy and unemployment, and his new project: Telfah Tells the News! Check him out on insta @adamstelfah to see pictures of his windbreakers and all his other adventures, and on snapchat @adamstelfah and maybe he'll send you videos of him rubbing honey on his belly. Also, subscribe to his youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperTelfah. Ramadan Mubarak everybody! XOXO

    1 hr 30 min
  • Cockfighting with Kyle
    For this weeks episode we started  talking about the pending demise of the natural gas industry, and if things will be different BC, before corona, and AD after disease. Then we talk to Paul's friend Kyle *REDACTED* about pumping Paul and cockfighting, which, believe it or not, are actually two different topics. What do you guys think? Problematic or survival of the fittest? Anywho, thanks for listening and please engage with us on social media or Paul is gonna buy another pair of crocs and no one wants that to happen, especially Selena. XOXO and wash your damn hands!
    1 hr 9 min
  • Anywho with Kelsey, Evett, and DJ Tony T
    Paul and Selena talk briefly about Easter and blasphemy before we introduce this weeks guests on the show. We learn that Kelsey's not really gay because she's never watch Glee; Evett tells us about day-drinking during a corona virus scare; and finally we learn about the history of the local tejano music scene from Lubbock radio legend DJ Tony T. Anywho, follow Kelsey on insta @kelsey_snipes for pictures of fancy beer and her OOTD. Follow Evett on insta @evett_ann for pictures of her SFX makeup artistry, or add her on snap or fb @Evett Arias. And follow Tony T, professional DJ services on facebook, for all your DJ needs. Most importantly relax, have a beer or some jager, and take it one day at a time.  XOXO and wash your damn hands!
    1 hr 41 min
  • On the Fence with Caleb Davis

    It's a Good Friday with our friend (and one of the founders of Laugh Hub City) Caleb Davis! He's here to tell you that it's a shit show in desperate need of guacamole. Follow him on twitter @calbandini for more solid advice like "tell jokes always" and "appreciate each other" and of course "live it, love it, FOREVER!" Thanks for listening you social distancing dweebs, we love you like the non-existent second family of children Paul will not pay child support on. XOXO and wash your hands!

    1 hr 18 min
  • What We're Missing with Jorge, Cassandra and Gary
    Going to the ER, Bath and BodyWorks, and stand-up comedy. These are the things our guests on this episode miss about life pre-COVID19. Plus Paul says something surprisingly enlightening so don't miss it, it may never happen again! Follow Jorge Mariscal @artvisualphotography on instagram and hit him up for pictures (at a safe social distance of course). You can find updates on #freebritney with Cassandra @cassandravkelley on twitter. And if you're looking for some good old fashioned imaginary friend humor, follow Gary Dorsey and Mister Skip on facebook. Remember "don't fear it, but have a healthy respect for it" and please be safe everyone. XOXO
    57 min
  • Shut In with Hartli and Dereck
    In this corona call-in episode we talk to Hartli from Dallas about coming out to your friends and how to cope with depression in times of quarantine. You can follow her on twitter @hartliquinn and maybe you'll see her manic tic-tok videos.  We also hit up the host of Lamons Terms, Dereck, and he tells us about WHORES (the band) and keeping your veganism to yourself, and dont forget to listen to his podcast for the musings of the most interesting man in Lubbock comedy. How are you guys doing? We really want to know! Hit us up on twitter, insta, and facebook @vanillabeaners if this social distancing thing has got you losing your mind. Thanks for listening and wash your goddamn hands! XOXO
    1 hr 17 min
  • Are We Gonna Die? With Mom, Ryan, and DJ Durb

    Hey friends, since we're all going through this situation together Paul and Selena decided to reach out to friends and family to see how everyone's coping. This episode was recorded on March 21st, when there were 5 confirmed cases in Lubbock; on the day this airs there are 25 confirmed cases; so much can change so quickly.  In this episode, we talk to Selena's mom Letticia about how this pandemic is affecting the local economy and the Catholic church, then we put on our tinfoil hats and talk to Ryan Schneider about conspiracies and prepping for the end of the world, and then we hit up our friend and newly-named DJ Durb about the effect this is having on comedy and how he's using his time. Thank you all for listening, we love you and please stay home if you can. XOXO

    1 hr 34 min

About Vanilla Beaners

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Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.