Vanilla Beaners

Vanilla Beaners

By Paul and SelenaSociety & CulturePersonal Journals
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Vanilla Beaners episodes

  • Death and DADT with Kelsey Snipes

    Kelsey Snipes is our guest in this episode. We talked about Kobe Bryant, the military, and beer! Follow her on twitter @redlacedoxfords and on instagram @kelsey_snipes. As always, please follow us @vanillabeaners on twitter and facebook and follow the hosts Selena @selenawhateverz, and Paul @thebigdaddypolo on twitter. Email us with your comments and dont shit in bags! XOXO

    1 hr 20 min
  • It's Panic Time with DIZZY

    Our first official guest and un-official assistant sound engineer Dereck Lamon talks to us about public intoxication, being white passing, and getting hemorrhoids from boofing ecstasy. Listen to his podcast Lamons Terms on all platforms and follow all of us on all the social medias. In the wise words of our friend Dizzy, you'll only be as young as you are tonight! XOXO


    1 hr 22 min
  • Setting Back the Gay Rights Movement
    IN this episode, Paul and Selena are dissatisfied with their sets and try to figure out if Selena is in fact setting back the gay rights movement. As always, please follow us on social media and visit your friends in the hospital. XOXO
    1 hr 5 min
  • Post game LLO and WYR
    Just Paul and Selena talking about the aftermath of the Laugh Off, pathological liars, and second chances. As always, follow us on twitter @vanillabeaners, and follow Paul @thebigdaddypolo, and selena @selenawhateverz. XOXO
    59 min
  • LUBBOCK LAUGH OFF

    For this episode, Paul and Selena interview each other and other comics about competing in the legendary Lubbock Laugh Off.  Paul remains bitter about his losses and Selena overthinks everything. Listen to hear the inner thoughts of past competitors and multi-time champs of Lubbocks hottest comedy show. As always, follow us on social media but not in real life because Selena has a taser. XOXO Vanilla Beaners

    1 hr 3 min
  • Paul gets Tased!

    In this episode we talk about WW3 memes, productivity and the comedian's process, and other interesting podcasts. Anyways, as always please follow us on twitter @vanillabeanerspodcast, and follow your hosts @theBigDaddyPolo and @selenawhateverz and let us know what you think of the show! XOXO

    1 hr 6 min
  • #FreeBritney with Cassandra Kelly
    In this bonus episode Selena talks to Cassandra Kelly about kids, concerts, and conservator-ship. As always, follow us on twitter @vanillabeanerspodcast and follow Cassandra @cassandravkelly! Thanks boys and girls and be nice!
    27 min
  • Sappy New Year

    Thanks to everyone who participated in this weeks episode! Also, go to our facebook page VanillaBeaners Podcast to download and play a game of podcast bingo for a chance to win a starbucks giftcard. As always, please follow us on twitter @vanillabeaners, and follow your hosts @thebigdaddypolo and @selenawhateverz, and let us know what you think about the show! XOXO 

    1 hr 20 min
  • Womeningitis
    Due to a family emergency, the originally scheduled episode will be delayed until further notice. Listeners may have this quarter sized episode, as a treat. Thanks boys and girls!
    14 min
  • Nickels Dimes Quarters

    Selena and Paul talk about crocs, hot dog juice, Christmas, and the unhoused. Merry Christmas m*****f******! Enjoy and tell your friends. As usual, you can follow us on twitter @vanillabeaners, follow Selena @selenawhatevers, and follow Paul @thebigdaddypolo. Also like our facebook page VanillaBeaners Podcast!  Comments, questions, suggestions welcome on any of those platforms, or you can email us at [email protected]. Thanks for spending some time with us!

    1 hr 25 min

About Vanilla Beaners

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Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.