Vanilla Beaners

We're still out here y'all and back with a fun drinking game episode! In this weeks episode we talk to Dave Longren about Laugh Hub City Origins, Paul being an asshole (as usual) and why the Scottish hate the Irish. Have you met the Dirty Possum? You can find him at Nightmare on 19th St during the Halloween Season, sitting on a toilet and smoking a cigarette, or you can probably catch him at Tova enjoying a Cuban. The drinking/smoking game is this: take a shot/hit every time Dave says fuck you/them/it, or chug your beer every time Dave calls Paul a fat fuck. We are not responsible for any blacking out that may occur during this episode! Anyways, follow us on facebook and we will try to keep you all entertained during this global pandemic that is definitely real Paul! XOXO and wash your hands!

Paul is back and he joins Selena at Growler USA to talk mostly about the corona virus. What do you guys think, are you stocking up on toilet paper and dry goods or is it like the tooth fairy and cholesterol (fake news)? Anyway, follow us on social media please and wash your goddamn hands! XOXO

This week we have a special guest host: Derek Lamon, aka Dizzy, aka the White Joe Cash from our brother podcast Lamons Terms! Dizzy and Selena talk to Jacob Carrizales about Desperado Dan's origins, the intricacies of D&D, and he teaches us how to spell ukulele and even plays us a little ditty about dreams. Remember kis, follow Desperado Dan's Windowless Van of Musical comedy on facebook and Youtube and do drugs! Also, follow Lamons Terms on all streaming services and social media to keep up with the most interesting comic in Lubbock. And follow the vanilla beaners to stay up to date on Paul's racism and Selena's haircut. XOXO

In this weeks episode we sat down with one of Laugh Hub City's founding members Aaron Durbin aka the low-key verbal assassin! We learned more about his experiences travelling across the (mostly white) world, and his beginnings in comedy. Turns out Selena and Aaron share an unnatural love for Jessica Alba and Aaron and Paul both know too much about 80s and 90s pop culture. Follow Aaron on twitter @slyd and instagram @sly_d and beware of the nacho cheese! As always, follow the show @vanillabeaners on twitter and @vanillabeanerspodcast on instagram. Follow Paul on Twitter @thebigdaddypolo, and ask yourself, "what would timmy do?" And follow Selena @selenawhateverz for jokes about nipples. XOXO

For this bonus episode, recorded on location at the World of Beer, we got a chance to talk to the competitors, the host, and the judges about the very first West Texas Roast Battle. Congrats to Joe Cash the Entertainer the first champion! Then Paul and Selena (doing her best impression of a sportscaster) are joined by Cole Headrick and Steven Feldman to discuss the twists and turns of the show, and how a show like this changes the history of comedy in West Texas. As always, please follow us on social media, and follow Cole on twitter @therolleycoley to see how he made Pat McAfee laugh that one time! XOXO

Who will win tonight's inaugural West Texas Roast Battle? Paul's money is on Matt Villegas, but one thing's for sure, it's gonna be brutal! Follow paul on grindr and upside down pineapple @thebigdaddypolo, and follow selena the spoon thief on twitter @selenawhateverz. XOXO

This is the episode where we find out that Paul and Selena have a 22% chance of getting a divorce, and single people hate valentines day (duh). Head nod to everyone who took the time to talk to us this week about Valentines Day! First person to prove that they won Vday bingo wins a $10 gift card to Tova, so send us a pic of you holding your coffee mug with two hands just to make Paul mad. AS always, please follow us on social medias and buy us drinks in real life.Happy Valentines Day everyone and bone responsibly!