Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

By Verbal DischargeComedy
Download on the App Store

Verbal Discharge episodes

  • #76: Transmogrification and the Adventures of Bigdad

    Gather one and all, as we tell you this yuletime of the many adventures of Bigfoot, the most feared of creatures, and Bigdad, the creature even Bigfoot feared...

    It's a goddamn bona fide classic of an episode this week, as usual. On this week's show, Jordan writes a new work of genius, Ben speculates on the existence of a legendary beast and Robbie reads some letters and runs out of toilet roll. All this and more, on a podcast so good we're going to abandon the format next week because we can't top it and do a Nativity play instead!

    Our Christmas live show is next Thursday, the 15th December, at The Maypole Café-Bar & Theatre, 7:30PM doors for an 8PM start. Please come along, it's going to be a thrilling evening of thrills and Christmasy nativity nonsense.

    56 min
  • #75: In Memory of Jordan D.L. Reynolds (1992-2016)

    Just eight minutes before we were due to record, Jordan tragically passed away. The following podcast is exclusively comprised of live coverage from his funeral. Join us, as we look back on the life, times, crimes and misdemeanors of Jordan Daniel Leonard Reynolds.

    This week, Robbie, James, a belligerent vicar, some French guy, Michael Caine and a cow from a nearby field deliver their eulogies and tributes to Jordan, the choir serenades his memory with a rendition of Jordan's favourite song, and a freak storm brings an alarming surprise... This is the Funeral of Jordan Reynolds. Please stand by, and prepare the handkerchief.

    25 min
  • #74: Officially Better than Kevin Smith

    We apologise for the fact so much of this week's podcast sounds like it was recorded on a potato. There's a section in the middle where the audio's fine. Please don't be put off. We worked hard on it. You're going to make us cry now.

    On this week's show, we welcome aboard the man who claims to be Discharge's biggest fan, and he goads us into finally unveiling something we have been long-since banned from mentioning. James shows us a little bit too much, Ben has an awful job interview, Robbie briefly brings back a much-loved comedy character and Jordan gets his own simulator. All this and more, in a podcast you can just about make out the words in.

    1 hr 18 min
  • #73: At Bizzlefest 2k16!

    Every year, thousands gather to celebrate the world's greatest and most popular man, Lethal Bizzle. And this year, Verbal Discharge has exclusive rights to cover it...

    Seeing as there's no major stories in the news, this week Discharge takes a step aside to cover a brand new festival dedicated to world-class grime artist Lethal Bizzle, as Robbie and James report live from backstage at a Lethal Bizzle gig! There's also a lovely little compilation of others things we've said and done that you've never heard before, including extensive discussion of Chris Tarrant's penis! You might as well listen, it's the shortest show we've ever done.

    33 min
  • #72: Make Nottingham Great Again LIVE

    On November 7th 2016, Verbal Discharge set out to Make

    Nottingham Great Again with another live show, this time from the Malt
    Cross, in Nottingham's city centre.

    It's

    our US Election special, from a room near a flooded cave in Nottingham!
    On this week's show, we have Trump-themed music by our special guest, the Midlands' finest wielder of a ukulele, Edi Johnston!
    We then have two hours of tremendous satire, just excellent satire,
    many people have said that it really is the best satire, it made people
    laugh bigly, it is tremendous satire on the US election. James
    investigates a web of lies, Robbie plays a game of Pin the Tale on the
    Donald, Jordan stands for election and Ben uncovers a grand conspiracy.
    Enjoy it, considering the way the election's looking, it might be your
    last chance.

    This podcast is going up a matter of hours

    before polls close on the 2016 election, and was recorded before a live
    audience 24 hours before they opened, so we have to stress everything
    was fine and not doomed at the time of recording & release. If
    you're listening after the result is announced, chances are that's
    changed.

    You can listen in the
    player above, on your preferred podcast app (Probably iTunes, let's be
    honest), or by right-clicking here to download.
    2 hr 12 min
  • #71: Dog Killer Johnson Vs The World

    He's there. Over your shoulder. Lurking. Waiting. Ready to

    pounce at any moment. You can't see him, but he lives in your shadow.
    Watch out. These are your last moments. So use them wisely and listen to
    this week's Verbal Discharge podcast.

    This
    week! On the podcast! What happens? This happens: Jordan speculates on
    Middle Earth fetishes, James analyses a stranger danger video from 1980
    and Robbie is in a mystery location. All this, and a decision as to
    whether or not Stranger Things was any good or not. We'd say we give a
    pretty definitive answer...


    [btw gang our US election live show is on monday. just letting you know. please come. malt cross. nottingham. 7pm. ok cool see you there.]

    49 min
  • #70: In Memory of Benjamin David Knight (1993-2016)

    Welcome to the spookiest

    podcast of the year, where spooky songs are sung and dead spooky podcast
    hosts are channeled through living spooky podcast hosts...

    That's
    right, folks, it's almost Halloween, so time for us to do a vaguely
    Halloween-themed episode again! On this week's show, Jordan becomes a
    spirit medium, James freestyles some Halloween raps, and Robbie writers
    six new episodes of Black Mirror. It's a podcast that, in thousands of
    years time, is going to have people still talking, and wishing something
    else from twenty-first century culture had survived.
    1 hr 3 min
  • #69: The Large Boom Hypothesis - A Gradual Maddening

    Earlier this week, we posted a seemingly-innocent poll. It

    asked which critically-panned sitcom should we try to marathon, and
    record our slow descent into madness? Well, The Big Bang Theory was the
    run-away winner, and the descent was anything but slow.

    Listen
    in as James, Jordan, Robbie and Ben tear the show atom from atom!
    Continue listening as they begin to lose their minds and grow to resent
    everything in the world! Think about hitting pause and never coming back
    just in case one of them reaches tears! But who will take it best?
    Through how many episodes will they make it? Or will any of them
    actually come round and start to enjoy one of the most popular sitcoms
    on the face of the planet?
    59 min
  • #68: Aladdin Caine

    My name is Discharge. Funny name for an English podcast, I

    know. My hosts to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how
    they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are
    named after a plane crash. The plane is a metaphor for our experience recording this week's podcast.

    When

    you wish upon a podcast, you get a podcast. Like this week's podcast.
    This week, we dissect the theme of wishes, of wanting, of hoping, of
    dreaming. On the show, Ben wishes for superpowers, Jordan becomes a
    small shouty black man, Robbie unveils the theme tune to the live-action
    Aladdin and James brings out an old impression. It's some podcast this
    week.

    Sorry for the slightly underwhelming sound quality. And everything else.
    44 min
  • #67: Get Shrekked, Michael Caine!
    This week Team Discharge sets out to explore Youth, and the big questions that surround it: What is Youth, where does Youth go, how do you experience Youth, and what happened in the film Youth starring Michael Caine?


    An entire podcast all about the idea of youth, and how it slips between your fingers. Amongst recounting our yonderdays, James dips into his shallow bag of impressions, Jordan is terrified of a TV, and Robbie steals from a school. What a show your ears have ahead of you...

    56 min

About Verbal Discharge

From the publisher's feed

The world's third-to-best podcast not about squid. Vaguely satirical British comedy nonsense.