Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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  • #66: Going to the Boring French Pudding Bollock

    normal guys normal podcast


    Oh
    my good lord, they've let them do another podcast. And look what
    they've done as a result. Jordan argues the case for biros in the
    world's most captivatingly dull debate, Robbie tries to write a sequel
    to Charlie Bit My Finger, and James has some, shall we say, interesting
    genitals. And far more, obviously. Only a show with far more would
    generate this week's podcast art.
    55 min
  • #65: With Danny Howard and 2 Crude Ducks!

    I am a DJ, I am what I play. Can't turn around now, can't

    turn around. I am a DJ, I am what I play, and what I play is mostly this
    week's new Verbal Discharge podcast.

    After

    last week's spectacular, bumper-length sold-out live show, did you
    think we'd rest on our laurels? Yeah, so did we. But, alas, Discharge is
    back, and with a very special guest to boot. This week, we're joined by
    Radio One presenter and one of the country's top DJs, Danny Howard, who
    talks getting started as a DJ, his iTunes collection and some
    Nickelodeon classics. Elsewhere on this week's show, Ben smuggles two
    rubber ducks into the studio, Jordan considers moving to Italy, Robbie
    tries to remember what's happened recently and James writes Neil
    Gaiman's new book for him.

    The interview with Danny Howard starts at around 7 minutes.
    45 min
  • #64: Verbal Discharge's One Night Degree LIVE

    On Thursday 15th September, you rallied in your hoards to The

    Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre to enroll in the University of Verbal
    Discharge. And now, we present, our second live show, in podcast form,
    for your listening pleasure.

    Listen

    back as we attempt to give you the fullest-possible University
    experience over the course of two hours, covering Fresher's Week,
    lectures, running our of money, running out of food, graduation and more
    besides. This week, James gives us a comprehensive history of fashion,
    Robbie develops a worrying tic as he teaches us the secrets to success
    is business, Ben find what's really inside the brain, and Jordan finds
    nothing inside a sport science student's brain. All this and much, much
    more (It's our longest-ever episode, so we mean it for once).

    There
    are numerous points of the evening in which the audio you can hear was
    supported by visuals, and one point in particular where a huge laugh
    comes from a face one of the team pulls. The podcast is obviously not
    the best way to experience this week's show. That would have been to
    come down, last Thursday, and see it live. The video version shall be up
    in the next week too.
    2 hr 1 min
  • #64: Verbal Discharge’s One Night Degree LIVE

    On Thursday 15th September, you rallied in your hoards to The

    Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre to enroll in the University of Verbal
    Discharge. And now, we present, our second live show, in podcast form,
    for your listening pleasure.


    Listen

    back as we attempt to give you the fullest-possible University
    experience over the course of two hours, covering Fresher's Week,
    lectures, running our of money, running out of food, graduation and more
    besides. This week, James gives us a comprehensive history of fashion,
    Robbie develops a worrying tic as he teaches us the secrets to success
    is business, Ben find what's really inside the brain, and Jordan finds
    nothing inside a sport science student's brain. All this and much, much
    more (It's our longest-ever episode, so we mean it for once).

    There
    are numerous points of the evening in which the audio you can hear was
    supported by visuals, and one point in particular where a huge laugh
    comes from a face one of the team pulls. The podcast is obviously not
    the best way to experience this week's show. That would have been to
    come down, last Thursday, and see it live. The video version shall be up
    in the next week too.
    2 hr 1 min
  • #63: Little Welsh Riding Hood

    Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Verbal Discharge, there lived a little podcast...


    Looks
    like a little podcast squeezed out of us, no need to look away, it's a
    perfectly natural process. This week, Robbie tests us on our Welsh,
    James becomes a frail old lady and Ben speculates over more celebrity
    deaths. Well, if that doesn't sound like the best show ever, I don't
    know what does...
    54 min
  • #62: The 29-Inch Sausage Next Door

    Oh come on, did you think a major politician could say he has a 29-inch penis and we wouldn't focus on it?


    A
    very Verbal Discharge Friday to you all! The whole team's back together
    for the first time in almost three months, for your listening pleasure.
    This week, James attempts to rewrite some classic movies, Robbie gets
    bored of being a topic podcast, Jordan says poo and Ben showcases once
    more his remarkable knowledge of early-noughties children's TV. What a
    wonderful hour you have in store.
    55 min
  • #61: No Mime's Sky

    Forewarning: There is no comedy in this week's episode of our comedy podcast, but please don't let that put you off.


    It's
    a looser show this week, as Verbal Discharge grapples with the big
    questions. What is comedy? Can you tire of the widest universe? How big a
    hack is Ricky Gervais? This week, Ben fails to fix a car, Robbie feels
    proud of a joke he didn't make, and James should feel ashamed of a joke
    he did make. Some fun, some food, it's all in this week's Verbal
    Discharge...
    1 hr 2 min
  • #61: No Mime’s Sky

    Forewarning: There is no comedy in this week's episode of our comedy podcast, but please don't let that put you off.


    It's
    a looser show this week, as Verbal Discharge grapples with the big
    questions. What is comedy? Can you tire of the widest universe? How big a
    hack is Ricky Gervais? This week, Ben fails to fix a car, Robbie feels
    proud of a joke he didn't make, and James should feel ashamed of a joke
    he did make. Some fun, some food, it's all in this week's Verbal
    Discharge...
    1 hr 2 min
  • #60: Koala Foreskin Party

    It comes bursting through the door. Discharge. It screams at you. You

    scream back, but it does no good. The Discharge has no ears. Only a
    mouth, a screaming comedy mouth. You take a deep breath and settle down.
    There's only one thing for it: You need to listen...

    So
    what's going on this week? We'll tell you what's going on this week.
    Robbie writes to his one true love, James gets attacked by a kid with a
    piece of paper, and Ben begins a new career managing a comedy shop. All
    this and probably more. If you want to find out for certain, you'll just
    have to listen, won't you?
    1 hr 6 min
  • AUDIOBOOK: Life's a Dog by Jorben Bowen (Read by the cast of Verbal Discharge)

    The greatest novelist residing in the living world,

    Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen, has written a brand new novella. It's a
    mind-bending thriller about a podcasting dog, with a thickening plot
    and twists aplenty. And the only place you can access it is here, in
    audiobook form, on the Verbal Discharge podcast.

    Yes, that's right! After generously writing a pilot script for Ducky McDuck,

    the man who makes people think "This guy is really good at writing"
    himself, Jorben Bowen, has kindly donated his latest masterwork, Life's a Dog,
    to the Discharge cause. In the place of a podcast this week, we instead
    present the Verbal Discharge cast reading the new novella from the
    acclaimed author of Concord Swordfirewolf and the Monster That.
    Listen as James, Robbie, Ben and Jordan read the gripping story of
    Gnarls Shingler, a dog hell-bent on keeping his gaming podcast going
    after the death of his partner. It's a story full of twists, turns and
    totally coherent storytelling that was definitely really honestly
    written by one really talented author with a grand plan for where it was
    going.

    40 min

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