Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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  • AUDIOBOOK: Life’s a Dog by Jorben Bowen (Read by the cast of Verbal Discharge)

    The greatest novelist residing in the living world,

    Scandinavian genius Jorben Bowen, has written a brand new novella. It's a
    mind-bending thriller about a podcasting dog, with a thickening plot
    and twists aplenty. And the only place you can access it is here, in
    audiobook form, on the Verbal Discharge podcast.


    Yes, that's right! After generously writing a pilot script for Ducky McDuck,

    the man who makes people think "This guy is really good at writing"
    himself, Jorben Bowen, has kindly donated his latest masterwork, Life's a Dog,
    to the Discharge cause. In the place of a podcast this week, we instead
    present the Verbal Discharge cast reading the new novella from the
    acclaimed author of Concord Swordfirewolf and the Monster That.
    Listen as James, Robbie, Ben and Jordan read the gripping story of
    Gnarls Shingler, a dog hell-bent on keeping his gaming podcast going
    after the death of his partner. It's a story full of twists, turns and
    totally coherent storytelling that was definitely really honestly
    written by one really talented author with a grand plan for where it was
    going.

    40 min
  • #58: The Suicide Olympics

    It's the greatest show on Earth, as the world's top specimens

    gather for a global event that thrills and excites people in every
    country the world over. That's right, it's another Verbal Discharge
    podcast!

    Welcome to the latest Verbal Discharge podcast,

    definitely live from the 2016 Olympic opening ceremony in Rio, and not a
    small room in Derby! This week, Jordan presents the coverage of the
    Olympics, Robbie suggests some new events for 2020, and James is dubious
    about Suicide Squad. All this and more on Verbal Discharge, the
    Official Olympic Podcast.

    1 hr 7 min
  • #57: How to Appoint a New Dischargee

    Every week, the Verbal Discharge team produces some comedy

    and some other stuff. Every week, the Verbal Discharge team slaves
    tirelessly over a new podcast, like a tireless slave. Most weeks, Verbal
    Discharge has a team of four, working on new content. This is not one
    of those weeks. This week, we are looking for fresh blood. Do you think
    you have what it takes to join the Verbal Discharge team?

    Well
    if you do, you're too late, because we've already narrowed the field
    down to five. On this week's show, James and Robbie go on the hunt for
    two new team members, as they conduct five jobs interviews with five
    potential new Discharge cast members to see if they have what it takes
    to star on an award-winning comedy show...
    51 min
  • #56: A Brexit in the Park

    Discharge returns from hiatus, without actually returning to a

    studio to record in. We spin back into the podcasting circle live from
    Markeaton Park, Derby, as we try to catch up on a whirlwind few weeks...

    We're

    back, and recording an episode outside! This week, James has something
    to say about Brexit, Ben almost gets himself arrested by a sunless
    underling and Robbie joins a hopeless political party. All of this and
    more from the only British satirical podcast that is only just getting
    round making 52% jokes...

    *Also:
    Whenever he speaks, Robbie is really quiet this week. If you're
    wondering why, it isn't anything to do with recording outside, or a
    post-Brexit vocal depression, he just forgot to turn his microphone on.
    Idiot.
    1 hr 8 min
  • #55: Verbal Discharge in the Morning!

    Welcome to another installment Verbal Discharge In The

    Morning, Britain's premiere light entertainment show broadcast before
    12PM!

    This week, The Jam frontman Paul Weller stops by to tell us about his new album My Name is Paul Weller,
    Gerbal Steinfeld has all the latest from what pundits are calling 'The
    Football', celebrity chef Liam Gallagher teaches us another delicious
    recipe you could cook in prison, we read out your tweets on the big
    Europe issue, our resident amateur film man Robbie Owen ruins the ending
    of Miracles From Heaven starring Jennifer Garner and glamorous
    weatherman Ben Knight gives a glamorous weather report about the
    glamorous weather. All this and more on the greatest breakfast show to
    ever definitely be broadcast every morning on a major TV station all the
    time and not be one bloke doing silly voices for 40 minutes because we
    couldn't record a proper podcast this week.
    39 min
  • EPISODE #54: Euro & Juliet

    Hey, nothing went wrong with the recording this week! It's a

    minor miracle! And just in time for the Euros, the close of voting
    registration and the 6th anniversary of an average romcom!

    We're
    back with relatively little thirst vengeance, as we celebrate the most
    important week of the year, depending on your priorities. This week,
    Jordan frets over his porn habits, James debates the EU referendum, Ben
    shouts over the top of everyone as normal and Robbie recounts Letters to
    Juliet starring Amanda Seyfried. We do also talk about the Euros, so if
    you like football then you should totally listen to us. We're really
    funny and handsome and charming. Not particularly modest, but nobody's
    perfect.
    1 hr 11 min
  • EPISODE #53: Milking Dust from a Fox's Penis
    Hello to anyone listening on iTunes! The show is actually called "Milking Dust from a Fox's P****. Fox's P**** is rapper. A very successful rapper, I can't believe you haven't heard of the ol' StarFox before.


    So, another week, another studio mishap, but another Discharge. We're all crammed around one mic this week, which is why James sounds really far away, but also still the loudest of any of us, because he's James bloody Bosson. This week, Robbie exhibits his Leicester City fandom, James speculates on penis dust and Jordan avoids talking about his brand new employer. Some fun, some food. It's all inside this week's podcast.

    59 min
  • EPISODE #53: Milking Dust from a Fox’s Penis
    Hello to anyone listening on iTunes! The show is actually called "Milking Dust from a Fox's P****. Fox's P**** is rapper. A very successful rapper, I can't believe you haven't heard of the ol' StarFox before.


    So, another week, another studio mishap, but another Discharge. We're all crammed around one mic this week, which is why James sounds really far away, but also still the loudest of any of us, because he's James bloody Bosson. This week, Robbie exhibits his Leicester City fandom, James speculates on penis dust and Jordan avoids talking about his brand new employer. Some fun, some food. It's all inside this week's podcast.

    59 min
  • EPISODE #52: From The Cutting Room Floor
    It's podcast time again, gang! Only yesterday we found ourselves unable to record this week due to the old technical difficulties, so instead we present half an hour of NEVER BEFORE HEARD bits and pieces from the Verbal Discharge archive!


    This week, only Robbie is really present, but you can also hear Jordan wait for Natalie Bennett, Ben forget how to use a microphone, James speculate on what Mel Gibson's up to. All this and a few more bits and bobs, carefully curated from everything we've ever recorded without putting on the podcast.

    40 min
  • EPISODE #51: Interviewing an Austerity Sandwich

    Live show over and done with, it's back to business as usual

    with Team Discharge. By which we mean, Ben isn't here and we talk about
    George Osborne again.

    It's another
    podcast for your best friends in the whole world. This week, James has a
    hellish job interview, Jordan eats an old woman and rides a horse, and
    Robbie questions Nicholas Cage's sandwich choices. All this and some
    other nonsense, in a podcast that felt like a bit of a comedown from
    last week. By which we mean it's really good and you should listen to it
    right away, obviously.
    1 hr 6 min

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The world's third-to-best podcast not about squid. Vaguely satirical British comedy nonsense.