Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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Verbal Discharge episodes

  • EPISODE #42: No Country For Osama Men

    Does the podcast form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?

    Our podcasts have been described as strongly comedic. The word itself
    makes some men uncomfortable. Comedy. They don't like hearing it and
    yet, without batting an eyelid, a man will refer to his drama, his
    biopic, or his thriller.

    It's
    Friday, so it must be time for a new Verbal Discharge podcast. This
    week, Robbie convinces a woman he's won four Oscars, James tries to sell
    taglines for the Oscars, Ben has watched Spy Kids and Jordan is
    confused by Osama Bin Laden. It's worth listening to. It's kinda
    chaotic, occasionally morally dubious, but we'd like to think that makes
    for a good podcast.
    1 hr 22 min
  • EPISODE #41: Isolated School Incident Stories

    The title is clever because it sums up what we talk about,

    whilst spelling out ISIS, which we also talk about. Yes, there's some
    redundant words in there, and it doesn't quite work on it's own, but
    hey. We're being clever. So come back when you've done something even
    more clever, like invent the lightbulb. Oh wait, Thomas Edison beat you
    to it. Looks like there really is no worth in you after all.

    What?
    You want more Discharge? After the last forty weeks? Fine, well more
    Discharge you're getting. This week, Robbie, James and Jordan all
    recount their definitive secondary school experience, from crying in
    French class to punching a kid in the face. Plus! We talk about ISIS and
    feathers, because pfftttt why not. It's our show, don't you know.
    1 hr 20 min
  • EPISODE #40: Burglar Bill and the Bottom of the Barrel
    In the town where I was born, there lived a man who made a
    podcast, and he told us of his life, in the domain of Grek, your new
    scuttling goblin president.

    Another week, another
    Discharge. This week, Ben, Robbie and Jordan disappear and, through
    uncanny means, become a number of incredible characters, from Grek, a
    goblin running for president, to Donald Trump, a goblin running for
    president. Particular fans of nonsense, please, hit that play button.
    1 hr 3 min
  • EPISODE #39: With Natalie Bennett!

    The Green Party of England and Wales were formed in 1990.

    They won their first parliamentary seat in 2010. They hit record
    election figures in 2015, receiving 1.1 million votes. But, in 2o16,
    they entered he big leagues. In 2016, Green sent their party leader,
    Natalie Bennett, to appear on Verbal Discharge...

    We've

    made thirty-eight episodes before now, and they've mostly been nonsense.
    This week that's probably especially true, but in the middle of it all
    we were honestly, really joined by the leader of Green Party, Natalie
    Bennett. She genuinely came on the show, and we quizzed her
    in typical Discharge fashion: Children's TV, flop-haired troglodytes,
    even a certain chancellor's particular recreational habits. This is
    probably the only time you'll ever hear an adult man try to goad a
    national party leader into doing a Daffy Duck impression. If that's not
    reason enough to listen, surely nothing is...

    We do have a few
    other things going on this week (Academies! Rap battles! Basketball!
    Jordan's remarkable Nigel Farage impression!), but I think you'll
    forgive us for being focused on the green, green guest of home.
    1 hr 14 min
  • EPISODE #38: Keith Chegwin's Surprisingly Awesome Robot Penis

    We really hope you came across this podcast accidentally

    because you searched iTunes for 'Keith Chegwin's Robot Penis'. If you're here
    because you like the show and listen to it every week, that's good too,
    but if you're the kind of person who looks for songs about Chegger's
    cyber-cock, we like you, and want to be your friend. Possibly even your
    husband, depending on how you feel about socks in bed.

    Another week, another Discharge. This week, we make a very exciting announcement about next week's show!
    And then do some stuff on this week's show, too, obviously. Namely,
    Robbie tells every single joke from Michael Bay's 13 Hours, Jordan
    reacts to reaction videos, and James tries to get Ant & Dec's Live
    Fly Tipping back on air. Forget it, James. It's never going to happen.
    1 hr 11 min
  • EPISODE #38: Keith Chegwin’s Surprisingly Awesome Robot Penis

    We really hope you came across this podcast accidentally

    because you searched iTunes for 'Keith Chegwin's Robot Penis'. If you're here
    because you like the show and listen to it every week, that's good too,
    but if you're the kind of person who looks for songs about Chegger's
    cyber-cock, we like you, and want to be your friend. Possibly even your
    husband, depending on how you feel about socks in bed.

    Another week, another Discharge. This week, we make a very exciting announcement about next week's show!
    And then do some stuff on this week's show, too, obviously. Namely,
    Robbie tells every single joke from Michael Bay's 13 Hours, Jordan
    reacts to reaction videos, and James tries to get Ant & Dec's Live
    Fly Tipping back on air. Forget it, James. It's never going to happen.
    1 hr 11 min
  • EPISODE #37: Totally McDuck!

    Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to

    do a service for me. But until that day, accept this podcast as a gift
    on my daughter's wedding day. It's got a bit in it where two fully grown
    men have a spontaneous rap battle over their favourite member of Totally Spies! and everything. You'll love it. In fact, just have it. Have it for free. Click play. No, really, do it. This is an offer you can't refuse.

    Discharge again! This week, Robbie and Ben fight over Totally Spies!,
    James and Ben are Jordan, and Robbie and James face off in a children's
    TV version of the Helmand Province. Plus! The return of Alana The
    Pokehuman, closure on the hospital story from last week and a moment in
    which Ben almost tells us more than we really needed to know.
    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #36: George Osborne is a Cocaine Enthusiast.

    I'm not sure why you continue to question it. It's in the

    title of a podcast now. George Osborne, the UK's chancellor of the
    executor, is a cocaine fiend. Just look at him, for crying out loud.
    Never has something been so obvious. Anyway, here's a podcast, full of
    the usual baseless accusations/truth.

    Interested
    in any particular lies/well-thought out segments? Well, to give you the
    obligatory run-down, Jordan has some suggestions for George Osborne,
    James investigates the death of Alexander Litvinenko and Robbie tells us
    of his trip to the hospital. Oh, and George snorts loads of charlie.
    It's all ready to enter your ears...
    1 hr 17 min
  • EPISODE #35: Bowie & Badger's Bustop Bantz

    Let me show you how it works. First, you press play on the

    player. This readout tells you how much longer you have to go, this one
    tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input
    comments on this keypad. Say, you wanna hear James on a bouncy castle,
    or witness the birth of Discharge. Here's a red-letter date in the
    history of science, November 5th 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955...That was the day I invented this episode of Verbal Discharge.

    Wow
    Doc! Another episode of Verbal Discharge! This week, the Discharge crew
    reassembles purely to sit around and reminisce, like village elders, or
    the Welsh. What are our topics this week? James striding into a bar in
    his pyjamas. Jordan being left for dead in an Olympic swimming pool.
    Robbie causing a girl to have a minor breakdown. Ben's world-class David
    Bowie impression. Proof all these things actually happened is in this
    week's podcast...
    59 min
  • EPISODE #35: Bowie & Badger’s Bustop Bantz

    Let me show you how it works. First, you press play on the

    player. This readout tells you how much longer you have to go, this one
    tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input
    comments on this keypad. Say, you wanna hear James on a bouncy castle,
    or witness the birth of Discharge. Here's a red-letter date in the
    history of science, November 5th 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955...That was the day I invented this episode of Verbal Discharge.

    Wow
    Doc! Another episode of Verbal Discharge! This week, the Discharge crew
    reassembles purely to sit around and reminisce, like village elders, or
    the Welsh. What are our topics this week? James striding into a bar in
    his pyjamas. Jordan being left for dead in an Olympic swimming pool.
    Robbie causing a girl to have a minor breakdown. Ben's world-class David
    Bowie impression. Proof all these things actually happened is in this
    week's podcast...
    59 min

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