Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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Verbal Discharge episodes

  • EPISODE #34: The Year in Discharge

    Should old acquaintance be forgot, you can just listen to

    this week's podcast. The flames of love extinguished and fully past and
    gone, you can just listen to this week's podcast. That thou cans't never
    once reflect, in this week's podcast.

    This week, we take

    a look back at the Best of Discharge this year just gone, as we reflect
    on EVERY SINGLE SHOW (In brief) and have clips from EVERY SINGLE SHOW
    (In brief) as the Discharge team talk (In brief) about EVERY SINGLE SHOW
    we've done this year just gone, and present our favourite moments, the
    things that stand out, and amusing moments Robbie came across whilst he
    was editing it. Don't go thinking this is just a clip show. It's so much
    more than that. It's so much more exciting than that. It's got a
    Supercut of James saying Jason Momoa over and over again, for one. If
    that's not cause to listen, surely nothing is.

    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE #33: A Very Discharge Christmas 2: The Great Paul Walker Massacre

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

    everyone was listening to Verbal Discharge, even the mouse, who really
    didn't get the references to late-'90s/early-'00s children's television.

    Ho

    ho ho! It's that time of year again! Another Verbal Discharge Christmas
    Special charges, reindeer propelled, into your ears. This year, Emily
    Blunt, Sigmund Freud and Tina Fey's mum pull crackers, Discharge writes
    the next great Christmas movie and we eat Paul Walker's charred remains,
    all whilst spreading the festive cheer. Tis, as the old song goes, the
    season to listen to award-winning comedy podcasts from Derby, after all.

    1 hr 2 min
  • EPISODE #32: Britain First, Common Sense Second

    Last Saturday, the UK's top hatemongers, Britain First, aggressively gatecrashed a

    peaceful protest in the East Midlands town of Derby. Spewing racism and
    bigotry everywhere they went, Verbal Discharge was there to record the
    whole thing. And now, your honour, we present the evidence.

    Yes,
    in the podcast this week we tear into the activities of aggressive spud-men and bean-women Britain First, with aid of an exclusive recording. Robbie and Ben
    were there, and have some things to say, while Jordan has written some
    fanfiction. I suppose we can't all be up to exciting things all of the
    time.

    1 hr 22 min
  • EPISODE #31: David Cameron Ruins Fanfiction

    Please do not judge thou by the actions made in life, but in

    Discharge. Do not select thous sins based on his life, but on his
    Discharge. And do not Discharge on thou's actions, but on his podcast.
    Thou should listen to this podcast, basically.

    And do
    not blame thou for having to cut twenty-plus minutes out of the podcast
    because technical difficulties plagued the live show. But hey! It's
    another week, another show, and our last live show before Christmas
    before we switch to solely podcast form. This week, Robbie arranges
    dinner with David Cameron, Ben continues the journey of Alana the
    Pokehuman, Jordan takes a spelling test and James receives a sinister
    phone call. All in a week's Discharge.
    58 min
  • EPISODE #30: Definitely Not About Syria

    Something happened in the world this week. Something

    important, that Verbal Discharge feels strongly about. Something we've
    been told we can't talk about. So we're not going to talk about it. Oh
    boy, you won't believe how much not-talking about it we do.

    Yes,
    as we gently brush the trunk of the elephant in the room, another
    podcast comes into being. This week, James is angry about Syria, Jordan
    is angry about Syria, Robbie is angry about not-Syria and Ben is bemused
    by Shadow the Hedgehog.
    1 hr 3 min
  • EPISODE #29: Rowdy Whales For Your Home
    "This is my simple religion." once preached the Dalai Lama. "There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is Discharge."
    And this week we have another Discharge for you, exploding from the bowels of nowhere. This week, James makes us sad, Jordan makes us rowdy and Robbie makes us play parlour games. It's another podcast from your best friends. We are your best friends. You love us. So listen to our podcast.
    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE #28: Comedians, Bricks and Jason Momoas with Attitude

    Discharge ahoy! The winds pick up, the storm sthreatens to

    blow the HMS Discharge off course, but, alas, through some expert
    sailsmanship, another podcast-ship pulls into the iTunes-harbour, and
    the content-crew prepare to disembark for home (Your ears).

    Yes,
    we're back, etc, let's ignore that metaphor, and tell you that this
    week Robbie lists the 36 things he knows about gangster rappers, James
    provides some top tourism tips and Jordan prepares the noose for some
    well-know and well-loved comedians. It's... Shipshape. And better than
    this stupid ship joke thing. So much better. Ignore this. Just listen to
    it.
    1 hr 7 min
  • EPISODE #27: Debate, Wait and Masturbate

    Madonna, the world's leading businesswoman and actress, once

    said "A lot of people are afraid of what they want. That's why they
    don't get what they want." But there's no need for you to be frightened
    of another episode of the Verbal Discharge podcast!

    Verbal

    Discharge springs back into life for yet another week of nonsense,
    nonsense and more nonsense. The only thing that makes sense is you
    listening to it. This week, Ben changes identity, James is angry with a
    postman, Jordan embraces the world of debate, and Robbie discovers the
    Wild Thornberry's episode that never was. If that doesn't sound like the
    best thing you've ever listened to, then we're clearly underselling it.

    1 hr 10 min
  • EPISODE #26: Karl Marx's Rusty Bullethole

    Remember, remember, the first podcast of November! The

    gunpowder trio and show; I know of no reason, why this Discharge podcast
    should ever be forgot! Or at least not listened to immediately by your
    good self!

    It's another podcast, and this time the live
    show went out on the Fifth November, meaning that we mention fireworks.
    It's fine, you can pretend it's still bonfire night. This week? What
    happens this week? James gets sexy with some slugs, Robbie tests us on
    the world of popular culture, and Jordan is a little tub of bum cream.
    It's all yours to listen to now...
    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE #26: Karl Marx’s Rusty Bullethole

    Remember, remember, the first podcast of November! The

    gunpowder trio and show; I know of no reason, why this Discharge podcast
    should ever be forgot! Or at least not listened to immediately by your
    good self!

    It's another podcast, and this time the live
    show went out on the Fifth November, meaning that we mention fireworks.
    It's fine, you can pretend it's still bonfire night. This week? What
    happens this week? James gets sexy with some slugs, Robbie tests us on
    the world of popular culture, and Jordan is a little tub of bum cream.
    It's all yours to listen to now...
    1 hr 15 min

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The world's third-to-best podcast not about squid. Vaguely satirical British comedy nonsense.