Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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Verbal Discharge episodes

  • EPISODE #50: Ducky McGhost Dick LIVE

    Verbal Discharge is 50! Not only have people let us do 50 of these,

    people actually paid to come and see us do the 50th show! But, for those
    of you who couldn't be at The Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre last
    night, walked out part-way through and feel guilty or simply want to
    relive the whole thing all over again, the show is now available in
    podcast form!

    So
    what did we get up to this week? We had a special intro from Derek
    Acorah! We had a whole audience! On this week's show, Robbie speculates
    over how Derek Acorah might spend his money, James eats an olive live on
    air, Jordan narrates the pilot episode of Ducky McDuck, Ben resurrects a
    pig and Robbie's brother outshines all of us. All this and so much more
    on our longest-ever episode. Sorry and you're welcome in equal measure.
    1 hr 40 min
  • EPISODE #49: Punk.

    Cheap holiday in other people's misery, I don't wanna holiday

    in the sun, at not without a really good podcast. Like Verbal
    Discharge. Maybe not this episode, but certainly an episode. OK. This
    episode it is.

    It's our final live show on Phantom
    Radio, and as such we set out to celebrate our time as we burn any and
    all bridges in sight. We also, on the live broadcast, played All Star
    by Smash Mouth eight times, which might explain one of the links. This
    week, James gets angry about the Karate Kid, Robbie has an erotic
    encounter with a Frenchman, Ben starts a punk radio station and Jordan
    drinks. But! This isn't our last ever episode! Oh no! Because next week,
    we're going to be live at the Maypole Cafe-Bar & Theatre! For
    episode 50! Tickets are on sale now from Derby Live, or available on the night.
    1 hr 11 min
  • EPISODE #48: Pop-Up Pirate, MD's Sexy Scam

    AHAAHHA! Here's a podcast to treasure, me buckos! Verbal

    Discharge! Whichever lilly-livered podcast-host makes you crack up
    first, wins the game! But no one knows where the laughs are going to pop
    out next! Shiver me timbers, Verbal Discharge is a barrel of fun! From
    Tomy!

    And we'd just like to take this chance to

    congratulate the small number of listeners familiar with noughties UK
    toy adverts who appreciated that. For the rest of you? This week, Robbie
    falls for an email scam, James invents a kinky game of Pop-Up Pirate!,
    Jordan compares the big issues and Ben finds the villain that shall
    bring down Spider-Man once and for all. It's a good one this week,
    honest. Trust Discharge!

    1 hr 10 min
  • EPISODE #48: Pop-Up Pirate, MD’s Sexy Scam

    AHAAHHA! Here's a podcast to treasure, me buckos! Verbal

    Discharge! Whichever lilly-livered podcast-host makes you crack up
    first, wins the game! But no one knows where the laughs are going to pop
    out next! Shiver me timbers, Verbal Discharge is a barrel of fun! From
    Tomy!


    And we'd just like to take this chance to

    congratulate the small number of listeners familiar with noughties UK
    toy adverts who appreciated that. For the rest of you? This week, Robbie
    falls for an email scam, James invents a kinky game of Pop-Up Pirate!,
    Jordan compares the big issues and Ben finds the villain that shall
    bring down Spider-Man once and for all. It's a good one this week,
    honest. Trust Discharge!

    1 hr 10 min
  • EPISODE #47: The Mystery of the Overheating Goblin

    Mysterious. Adjective. From French mystérieux. (1). difficult or impossible to understand, explain, or identify. (2). (of a person) deliberately enigmatic. (3). this episode of Verbal Discharge.


    This
    week, Verbal Discharge launches head-first into the world of mystery.
    All four members tell the tale of the most (Or not, in Ben's case)
    mysterious, spooky thing that ever happened to them. We solve the cases
    of Flight MH370 and Madeline McCann. We troll the World of Warcraft
    subreddit. All in a day's work. This week, James is visited by a ghost,
    Ben is on his usual nostalgia bender, Jordan investigates a spooky
    toilet and Robbie gets called the wrong name by a cleaner. Or, and the
    studio is really bloody hot. We're talking fourty degrees plus. With no
    air conditioning. So forgive us for incoherence. We were really bloody
    hot.
    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #46: Custom Bionicle Erotica: Dawn of Justice
    Bionicle! Erotica! Batman Vs Superman! It's like our Christmas list when
    we were 12! This week, Ben brings up Bionicle, James is a hot-stuff
    Hollywood actress, Robbie watches Batman use Google, and Jordan has
    graphic sex with James, despite not even being here. Oh me oh my, it's
    Verbal Discharge, ladies and gents.
    1 hr 5 min
  • EPISODE #45: Battenbergman or: The Unexpected Virtue of Being an Autistic Goat

    "I say boy, what day is this?" You shout from your ivory

    podcast app at a poor pauper. "Corr, guvnor, it's Friday" he replies,
    his throat breaking up as you watch, the black lung consuming him
    completely until there is no more. But you don't care. "I haven't missed
    it!" you exclaim, and head hurriedly to your iPod. There's a new
    episode of Verbal Discharge to download...

    And what
    do we have to take your mind off the dead kid on your driveway? Well
    well well. This week, James solves world inequality with an autistic
    goat, Jordan recounts his footballing past, and Robbie eats an entire
    battenberg in less than 10 minutes. An entire battenberg. A real,
    full-sized battenberg. He still hasn't quite recovered, even if you're
    listening in 2019.
    1 hr 6 min
  • EPISODE #44: Osborne's Uber Fat Mum

    You splutter into the light. The divine presence gazes upon

    you, ready for judgment.Your eternity is to be decided in these few,
    blistering seconds. You have lived a good life, a full life, a sin-free
    life. You state your case to the creator, and he looks back upon you.
    And he speaks, in the most broad and wonderful voice, he speaks. "You
    have lead a model life," he says. You clench a fist in semi-celebration.
    "But you did not listen to Episode #44 of Verbal Discharge." And
    without so much as another word, you are cast into the pit, where Satan
    lies waiting, your eternity spent in regret of the one play button you
    never pressed.

    We're not saying
    listening to this podcast will guarantee you entry into heaven, but it
    certainly won't hurt. This week, James asks about your mum, Robbie
    delivers the annual budget, and Jordan blames his woes on Uber. All this
    and the usual nonsense! It's a pretty good one this week. You'll enjoy
    it, whilst letting it wash away your sins.
    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #44: Osborne’s Uber Fat Mum

    You splutter into the light. The divine presence gazes upon

    you, ready for judgment.Your eternity is to be decided in these few,
    blistering seconds. You have lived a good life, a full life, a sin-free
    life. You state your case to the creator, and he looks back upon you.
    And he speaks, in the most broad and wonderful voice, he speaks. "You
    have lead a model life," he says. You clench a fist in semi-celebration.
    "But you did not listen to Episode #44 of Verbal Discharge." And
    without so much as another word, you are cast into the pit, where Satan
    lies waiting, your eternity spent in regret of the one play button you
    never pressed.

    We're not saying
    listening to this podcast will guarantee you entry into heaven, but it
    certainly won't hurt. This week, James asks about your mum, Robbie
    delivers the annual budget, and Jordan blames his woes on Uber. All this
    and the usual nonsense! It's a pretty good one this week. You'll enjoy
    it, whilst letting it wash away your sins.
    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #43: Forest of Fashionable Hedgehog Pubes

    "Darling!" your mother shouts "Your friends are here!". You

    rush to the door. It's those Discharge boys again. "Hey man," says the
    eldest one, with no respect for the grammatical laws of speech "You
    wanna come out for another podcast?". Your mother turns and looks at you
    disapprovingly. She doesn't want you to go, but she knows you're a big
    boy now. She wants to let you make your own decision. You take one look
    at your mother and, as the guilt trickles into your mind, you bound out
    the door, and towards the podcast...

    Those
    Discharge boys have delivered another podcast for you, and this week
    it's another BLINDER. James is feeling particuarly fashion-savy, Robbie
    gets us in touch with our true hedgehog selves, and Jordan must act
    opposite Dark Jordan in an amazing school face-off. All this and some
    more nonsense and additional plugging of our live show, which you can buy tickets for right now! But, in the meantime, there's a show for you to be listening to...
    1 hr 17 min

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