Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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Verbal Discharge episodes

  • EPISODE #25: Mega Wasp Vs Whale Storm

    The point is, ladies and gentleman,

    that Verbal Discharge, for lack of a better word, is good. Discharge is right, Discharge
    works. Discharge clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the
    evolutionary spirit. Discharge, in all of its forms; Discharge for life, for
    money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And Discharge, you mark my words, will not only entertain your ears for the next hour-and-a-bit, but that every orifice covering your body.

    What ho, it's Discharge time again. Yes, as that comedically quirky old-timey man just said, there's another new podcast for you right here. This week, Jordan runs a whale-based game of Dungeons & Dragons, Robbie delves into the legend of The Halloween Man, and James offers every member of the population a gallon of bleach. Oh, and there's an issue with Jordan's microphone, but we weren't gonig to mention that. Whoops. Just ignore it. Just get over it. It'll all be OK.

    1 hr 16 min
  • EPISODE #24: From Out of a Scout's Microwaveable Noodle Bowl

    It was in October, 2015, and the speaker was the well-known

    Jamesette Bossonivich, maid of honor and favorite from the Verbal
    Discharge podcast. With these words she greeted Prince Jordan
    Reynoldsosky, a man of high rank and importance, who was the first to
    arrive at her reception. Jamesette Bossonivich had been laughing for
    some days. She was, as she said, listening to Verbal Discharge;
    Discharge being then a new podcast in St. Petersburg, listened to only
    by the elite.

    War, peace, and everything in between
    (Which is everything), that's just a small taster of what's coming up on
    the latest Verbal Discharge podcast. This week, James sets up a murder
    mystery, Robbie orders a pizza and Jordan sings about Daniel Craig
    blowing a raspberry. All that's needed now is for you to hit 'Play' and
    sink back into the pot of glory that is Episode #24...
    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE #24: From Out of a Scout’s Microwaveable Noodle Bowl

    It was in October, 2015, and the speaker was the well-known

    Jamesette Bossonivich, maid of honor and favorite from the Verbal
    Discharge podcast. With these words she greeted Prince Jordan
    Reynoldsosky, a man of high rank and importance, who was the first to
    arrive at her reception. Jamesette Bossonivich had been laughing for
    some days. She was, as she said, listening to Verbal Discharge;
    Discharge being then a new podcast in St. Petersburg, listened to only
    by the elite.

    War, peace, and everything in between
    (Which is everything), that's just a small taster of what's coming up on
    the latest Verbal Discharge podcast. This week, James sets up a murder
    mystery, Robbie orders a pizza and Jordan sings about Daniel Craig
    blowing a raspberry. All that's needed now is for you to hit 'Play' and
    sink back into the pot of glory that is Episode #24...
    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE #23: Muscley Garden Faecese

    Life, as top-class Jamaican songman Bob Marley once preached,

    is one big road with lots of signs. So when you’re riding in the ruts,
    don’t complicate your mind. Free yourself from hate, mischief and
    jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision into reality. Wake
    up and listen to the new Verbal Discharge podcast!

    It’s a podcast in nothing other than the fact it’s a podcast this

    week, as Verbal Discharge returned to the airwaves, with a glorious live
    show on Phantom Radio, everyone’s favourite spooky Derby radio station.
    However, as you’d hope and expect, the podcast fairies have cut the
    musicy nonsense and distilled the Discharge down to another fantastic
    on-demand ear-shot! This week, Robbie takes us to a magical garden
    centre, Jordan spreads poo on the walls, Ben berates a bloke and James
    celebrates the best film ever. Yes, this is a description that makes you
    want to press the play button above…

    1 hr 15 min
  • EPISODE #22: The Weary and Not-Live Extravoganza

    The endless void. It comes towards you, threatening to

    swallow you up. It looks you in the eye, and your life flashes before
    you. This is it, you think, gripping your mind with all you
    have. The void grows, and it swallows. Soon there is nothing, but you,
    and the new Verbal Discharge podcast left in the universe. And the void
    stops. And you realise it wasn't evil all along: it has given you the
    only thing you need to be happy.

    It's
    that time again! Verbal Discharge returns for another week, ready to
    impress your eardrums. This week, Jordan is tired, James is tired and
    Robbie has found a very remote way to personally harass a well-known
    public figure. In case you couldn't tell, it's one of those shows. The
    really good type of shows, obviously, this is Verbal Discharge we're
    talking about.
    1 hr 4 min
  • EPISODE #21: Danny Dyer's Cheap Bean Top Trumps

    Oh me, oh my, oh joyous day! Oh, once more, oh what glory is

    sent upon us! It is another Verbal Discharge day, another prime chance
    for me to cleanse my sins, to listen to a podcast so good, so great and
    so holy that if I listen to it enough times, The Lord may just forget
    about the seven murders I committed in 1969, including popular actress
    Sharon Tate!

    It's some top-notch
    Discharge this week, as the usual suspects reassemble for one last
    podcast-only show before returning to the airwaves on Thursday. This
    week, Jordan brings us in from the apocalypse, Robbie plays Top Trumps
    and James decides the world needs to speak a bit more like Danny Dyer.
    Don't hold it against him.
    1 hr 5 min
  • EPISODE #21: Danny Dyer’s Cheap Bean Top Trumps

    Oh me, oh my, oh joyous day! Oh, once more, oh what glory is

    sent upon us! It is another Verbal Discharge day, another prime chance
    for me to cleanse my sins, to listen to a podcast so good, so great and
    so holy that if I listen to it enough times, The Lord may just forget
    about the seven murders I committed in 1969, including popular actress
    Sharon Tate!

    It's some top-notch
    Discharge this week, as the usual suspects reassemble for one last
    podcast-only show before returning to the airwaves on Thursday. This
    week, Jordan brings us in from the apocalypse, Robbie plays Top Trumps
    and James decides the world needs to speak a bit more like Danny Dyer.
    Don't hold it against him.
    1 hr 5 min
  • EPISODE #20: The Prince of Croydon
    Most stars take millions of years to die. When a star like the Sun has burned all of its hydrogen fuel, it expands to become a red giant. This may be millions of kilometres across - big enough to swallow the planets Mercury and Venus. This is almost as big a deal as a new episode of Verbal Discharge.
    Especially! Especially!When it's a four-man Discharge. Yes, that's right, the fourth guy you forgot was even a part of the team turns up this week, and boy does he open his mouth multiple times! This week, Ben is here, Robbie isn't in Croydon, Jordan is into Action Man and James is in the realms of the truth. Yess, what an exciting show we have for you today...
    1 hr 10 min
  • EPISODE #19: Return of the Offensive Toy

    Time. It passes slowly, like a footballing snail. And yet, pass it does. For after months of worthless, heavy, dull time, the good times are here again: That's right, the one thing that gave you the motivation to continue drifting through the abyss of time is back! It's the return of the Verbal Discharge podcast!

    Yes! Back at last! The Verbal Discharge team are reunited, purely for your listening pleasure and not because they get on or are actually friends or anything! This week, James creates the definitive list of what is offensive, Jordan tells us of dead cat toys and Robbie does something that almost sounds like a quiz. Yes, it's good to be back...

    1 hr 1 min
  • EPISODE #18: The Tired Martian Hentai Awards
    There's an old joke: Three young men are in a radio studio when one says "Boy, the show right here really has won an award" and the other says "I know, and in a small portion this week". Well, that's essentially how I feel about life.

    Yes, there's some Discharge this week. James rings Ben, Jordan speaks to Robbie, Robbie acknowledges James and Ben is on a bus. Topics of conversation? Well, the title is a hint. We're all very tired, very award-winning, very referring to a Mars expedition and very into- Wait. Let's leave it there. Just... listen to it.


    44 min

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The world's third-to-best podcast not about squid. Vaguely satirical British comedy nonsense.