Verbal Discharge

This Friday: Goats, erotica, the KKK and a game show. It's

either ITV's coverage of the apocalypse or it's Verbal Discharge.

Thankfully for mankind, it's the latter. BBC has exclusivity on

rapturous events.

On this week's show, Jordan ponders

Bill Oddie and game shows, James presents tales of old ladies and

wedding ladies and Robbie prattles on about doughnuts and barnyard

animals. Oh, and we also exclusively reveal what happens on episode 780

of Verbal Discharge, howmanyever years early.

either ITV's coverage of the apocalypse or it's Verbal Discharge.

Thankfully for mankind, it's the latter. BBC has exclusivity on

rapturous events.

On this week's show, Jordan ponders

Bill Oddie and game shows, James presents tales of old ladies and

wedding ladies and Robbie prattles on about doughnuts and barnyard

animals. Oh, and we also exclusively reveal what happens on episode 780

of Verbal Discharge, howmanyever years early.

Guess who's back? Aside from the Ghost of JFK. He doesn't count. It's us! Verbal Discharge is back for more wittering for your listening!

On this week's show, James reveals the legend of the Worm Burglar, Robbie recounts a trip to Chester Zoo and Jordan's also there. In fact, if you went to school with him, there's a fair chance your name will come up on this week's show. Especially if you taught him Biology and are French. Which accounts for most of our listener base.

Do you like tangential ramblings, done with the pretense of celebrating a major holiday? Well, you might want to simplify your dating profile, mate. No wonder you're not having much luck. You should also maybe listen to this week's Verbal Discharge whilst you're at it. That's pretty much what's going on this week.

This week, without the structure of a live show, we pretty much go where our mouths take us, and that includes a lengthy discussion of Scarlett Johansson movie Under The Skin, some movie taglines and further discussion of the skinned Sonic.

Special, as we wrap ourselves up in tinsel and parade ourselves around

your lugholes. Take this how you will, but the greatest gift you'll be

getting this year is this, as we gather the whole Discharge troupe for a

festive hour-and-a-bit of broadcasting.

Listen

in as we talk about some news that was out of date by the time we

recorded it, never mind when you listen to it, name the greatest

Christmas movie of all-time and how you the world's most politically

correct Christmas poem ever written. All that plus some verbal faffing

about. Plenty, in fact. That's the horse chestnuts. Are there lots of

horse chestnuts? No idea. Nobody told us how Christmas works.

What's that? Oh gee, oh my, it's time for another edition of the thing they call Verbal Discharge. The regular contingent are here to guide you through a show comprising of lots of words and soundbites and things of that ilk.

What kind of soundbites and words and ilk are we in for this week? Well, there are not one but two raps this week. This includes a particularly sweaty take on genre classic, the DK Rap.We also run through our favourite people called David Bowie, appoint Diane Keaton the Mayor of Telford, recite every American Indie Film Ever and discuss pooing in the pool. Yes, Verbal Discharge is a show that exists. We're not quite sure how it happened either.

What's that? Friday's show was an unrecorded, unbroadcast disaster? Well we're not letting you off the hook that easily! It's time for some bonus Discharge, as part of our studio overlords charity event, with a bonus disclaimer! Honestly, we're all about the bonuses this week. Even bonus guests from the station, who shout over each other. Bonus bonus bonus.

On this week's show, we discuss human platypi, stretched beetles and zombie horses, all from the comfort of a terribly echoy live venue! Listen and enjoy. Please.

Further Discharge abound this week as your regular human voices James and Robbie are joined by another human voice, this one going by the name of Martin. And then another special guest, only this one isn't so much a human voice and more of a December edition of Tractors & Machinery Monthly.

On this week's show, we write a loving letter to national treasure Keira Knightley, compose meaningless debates and browse the UKIP store. Hitler's name also comes up. In a positive light. As a joke. But please ignore him and just think about Keira. Oh, how we love you Keira...

Discharge, then what's Verbal Discharge with only two members? It's the

show that tries it's hardest to get itself kicked off air, that's what.

in as James and Robbie contemplate and, indeed, confess to, murdering

children, Hollywood stars and native Americans in a never-ending hunt

for glory. Other less morbid topics of discussion involve stripey socks,

Harvey Keitel and brick tiling. Thrilling, we know.

You

can listen online by clicking on the image above, or download by

clicking this link. One of these days Apple is going to approve us...

not fear, fair maiden," proclaims Verbal Discharge, potentially

muddling your gender, "For we have returned, and shall be with you for a

bit longer than your hour of need, considering the run time of this,

our second podcast, slightly exceeds the quantity of time you just

stated."

You, in a moment of excitement/weakness/method

acting faint, before you can hear exactly what delights lie ahead of you

on this week's Verbal Discharge podcast. This week, we produce our own

Mike Leigh film, discover whether Jordan really tore a sheep limb from

limb and book a holiday to Flintshire, plus lots, lots more. Listen listen listen.