Verbal Discharge

Verbal Discharge

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Verbal Discharge episodes

  • EPISODE #17: Burglars With Xenophobia

    Shall I compare thee to a summer's Discharge? Thou art more xenophobic and more full of bits where someone pretends to be a rough bloke called Amanda...

    Yes, that's right, Discharge is back for another fun-packed show! This week, Jordan gets burgled, James heads down t'pit and Robbie watches a man snort coke off a bin. Unfortunately not live. Could you imagine what a show that would have been? This is the next best thing.

    58 min
  • EPISODE #16: You don't deserve to have sex with Hitler!

    It's Friday, we're in the Verbal Discharge studio, it's an non-descript time, we've also forgotten how the Saturday Night Live intro actually sounds... It's FRIIIIDAY NON-DESCRIPT TIME LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

    Which
    is our way of saying this week's show was recorded a couple of weeks
    ago, so the on-the-nose, zeitgeist-bating cultural references we are so
    known for making will be a few weeks off. Umm, sorry, we think. Anyway,
    this week you can hear Jordan and James try to seduce Adolf Hitler, a
    rap about pasties by our lord and master David Cameron, a threat to the
    world's authorities and all the general debauchery. Stick it in your
    lugholes.
    54 min
  • EPISODE #16: You don’t deserve to have sex with Hitler!

    It's Friday, we're in the Verbal Discharge studio, it's an non-descript time, we've also forgotten how the Saturday Night Live intro actually sounds... It's FRIIIIDAY NON-DESCRIPT TIME LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

    Which
    is our way of saying this week's show was recorded a couple of weeks
    ago, so the on-the-nose, zeitgeist-bating cultural references we are so
    known for making will be a few weeks off. Umm, sorry, we think. Anyway,
    this week you can hear Jordan and James try to seduce Adolf Hitler, a
    rap about pasties by our lord and master David Cameron, a threat to the
    world's authorities and all the general debauchery. Stick it in your
    lugholes.
    54 min
  • EPISODE #15: Tom Nook's Sex Fart
    Hey. You. Yeah, you. With the face. We know what you're doing. Leave the poor lass alone and come stick this in your ears. There's a good boy. Nobody likes a show-off.

    That said, this week's show is so very great that you may just feel obligated to listen, rather than the usual measly compulsion. This week, Jordan takes on Animal Crossing's answer to capitalism, Tom Nook himself, Robbie puts forward his Top Gear audition tape and James provides the children's sex advice agony aunt service all our listeners so desperately wanted to hear. Let the words flow through your ears, and we'll see you again next week...
    1 hr 1 min
  • EPISODE #15: Tom Nook’s Sex Fart
    Hey. You. Yeah, you. With the face. We know what you're doing. Leave the poor lass alone and come stick this in your ears. There's a good boy. Nobody likes a show-off.

    That said, this week's show is so very great that you may just feel obligated to listen, rather than the usual measly compulsion. This week, Jordan takes on Animal Crossing's answer to capitalism, Tom Nook himself, Robbie puts forward his Top Gear audition tape and James provides the children's sex advice agony aunt service all our listeners so desperately wanted to hear. Let the words flow through your ears, and we'll see you again next week...
    1 hr 1 min
  • EPISODE #14: Rainbow Eclipses for Young Girls

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to listen to

    Discharge. To me, listening to Discharge was better than listening to
    This American Life. Even before I wandered into the iTunes charts for an
    after-school podcast, I knew I wanted to listen to them. It was there
    that I knew I belonged.

    Well, if that's the case,
    then click that player above and start listening to the glorious
    fourteenth edition of Verbal Discharge. On this week's show, Robbie has
    some advice for the young girls of the world, Jordan recreates
    children's classic Rainbow and James has us dance up an absolute storm.
    Well, all of them dance. And there will be a video. Soon. Really rather
    soon. What a scary prospect. But, in the meantime, here's an audio
    accompaniment for your darker days.
    1 hr 1 min
  • EPISODE #13: George Clooney's Pocketful of Hate Crime

    Who's that girl? Who's that girl? When you see her, say a

    prayer and kiss your heart goodbye. She's trouble, in a word getting
    closer to the fire. She's also a podcast, not a girl. You should put
    your glasses on, mate. Take a closer look. What made you think that was a
    girl? It's quite obviously an audio file.

    On this week's Verbal Discharge, Robbie covers Pocketful of Sunshine, James writes to George Clooney and Jordan makes the original observation that HP Lovecraft was really rather racist.

    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #13: George Clooney’s Pocketful of Hate Crime

    Who's that girl? Who's that girl? When you see her, say a

    prayer and kiss your heart goodbye. She's trouble, in a word getting
    closer to the fire. She's also a podcast, not a girl. You should put
    your glasses on, mate. Take a closer look. What made you think that was a
    girl? It's quite obviously an audio file.

    On this week's Verbal Discharge, Robbie covers Pocketful of Sunshine, James writes to George Clooney and Jordan makes the original observation that HP Lovecraft was really rather racist.

    1 hr 13 min
  • EPISODE #12: Hatred World Cup

    In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a

    podcast that I’ve been playing over on my iPod ever since. “Whenever you
    feel like criticizing any one,” he told me, “just remember that all the
    people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had. They,"
    He would say "Have not listened to the latest episode of Verbal
    Discharge."

    Yes, that's right, even more Verbal
    Discharge. This week, James is rude to a salesman and nice to Hugh
    Jackman, Jordan prompts a flashback and Robbie recounts the Cricket
    World Cup through the guise of a Woody Allen film. All this and a few
    more words and a couple of sounds on the latest Verbal Discharge!
    51 min
  • EPISODE #11: Peppa Pig and the Golden Sarcophagus

    Get out the way, dad! It's time for Verbal Discharge! You do

    know what that is! I talk about it all the time! It's that podcast thing
    with the- Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they did talk about Bill Oddie's
    penis last week. Yeah, but it's more than that. No, honestly, it is,
    dad. It is. I know that. I'm sorry. I'll do it now.

    This
    week, James produces his celebrity death almanac, Jordan as ever asks
    all the important questions (And has his prepared bit bumped for time
    reasons) and Robbie gets really angry about Peppa Pig. Just you wait and
    hear him go. It's like a pork tornado.
    1 hr 16 min

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The world's third-to-best podcast not about squid. Vaguely satirical British comedy nonsense.