Not gonna lie, sometimes it's tough to come up with some zany horse hockey to write up for the episode description every week. But this is our tenth episode, which feels like an important milestone, so maybe we'll do something special to celebrate! Uuuuuuuuuuuh hmm wait okay here I go here's a good one uuuuuuuuuh wait just had it hold on uuuuuuuuuuHHHHHHHUHUHUHUHUH...

On this episode: the gang gets inquisitive, then they get tight-lipped, then John quits the podcast and decides to fulfill his childhood dream of running for office.

VERSUS: Wherefore Art Thou Podcasteo?™

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Get those cottontails coiffed and burrow down into your favorite burrows, because here comes another one hopping down the bunny trail for your long, floppy ears. Another episode of VERSUS for all you frisky critters!

On this week's episode, Malachi tries his very best to get John canceled, the boys touch each other's sweaty backs, and the gang plumbs the disgusting depths of consumerism.

VERSUS: It's Like a Library, but If the Information Was All Wrong™

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Herding cats. That's what we're doing here, folks. Every week, Game Master Drew is locked in an impossible challenge—to keep John and Malachi on topic long enough so that they can do a fake game show. Sometimes we fail. This is their story...

On this week's episode, the fellas discuss a range of topics including the little-known and underdiscussed COVID-19 pandemic, bad employment, wishing for more wishes, and Malachi's uuuuuuuuuuuHHHHHHHHHHHHH let's say "controversial" new idea in the name of equality.

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Holy smokes, it's another episode of VERSUS. How do we keep doing this? WHY do we keep doing this? I can assure you that it has nothing to do with a midlife crisis. We're all doing great, and our careers are flourishing!

Freshly cultivated from this week's sound garden: the fellas get inquisitive, spin the most captivating of yarns, and OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!

VERSUS: Were You Gonna Finish the Rest of That Meatball Sub?™

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Listen. We don't answer to you alright? You're not our mommies, nor are you our legal guardians—and even if you were what then huh? If anybody deserves to be grounded it's John! Ground him!!

For this week's ear-bliss we've got some good ol' fashioned triv-triv, a movie you probably will want to not see or at least wait until it's streaming so you can watch it at home, and we learn a little bit more about how the boys at VERSUS like to get down with the dirt-clown if you know what I'm saying. You don't? Probably for the best.

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Slice me off a big piece of that silly pie because VERSUS is back and it's just as dumb as the last time, if not dumber! How do we cram so much dumb into such short, perfectly portioned episodes? Frankly, we have no idea! It's just as alarming to us!! :(

This time around, we're sending one up for the kids, delving into the dark world of celebrity deaths, and the boys get BIBLICAL (the Old Testament, specifically).

VERSUS: Now with Even More Dumb!™

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Comfort. Luxury. Yacht. Crystal-blue water. Silver cutlery. Morsels. Engorgement.

These are some words that I typed out just now. You too can play along with the fellas from VERSUS in your own home, free-associating and bebopping your way across this particular expanse of space-time. The solar system is literally a spaceship bro. Look it up online. I'm sick of having to explain everything.

On this week's episode, the gang puts a "unique" spin on a "classic" improv game, drills deep into the core of Johnny, and UUUUUUUM can I please speak with your manager??

(DISCLAIMER: Don't actually ingest horse medicine! There's already medicine they make specifically for people!)

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The VERSUS gang is back with another saga for your earholes. This episode is bookended with murder so we may pivot to true crime after this. True crime seems like a much more popular genre than improv comedy. Why would we do improv? Why would anybody? It was created as a tool for theater but was co-opted by some of the most annoying people on the planet who are really bad at it, and now it's rightfully maligned by everyone in the comedy industry. (Not us though! We're different!)

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This week on VERSUS, the gang confronts a lot of harsh truths about the realities of being a celebrity (we are, after all, experts on this topic).

Malachi makes things harder for John than they need to be, the boys find gainful employment at a unique manufacturing facility, and are tortured by the BELLS BELLS BELLS! All of this, and more (but honestly not that much more), on VERSUS with Malachi, John, and Drew!

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In the inaugural episode of VERSUS, our heroes embark on a quest to explore the deeper realms of comedy but encounter the very real danger that they'll contract lung infections from the black mold lurking in the walls of the dank Queens basement in which they record.

Will the gang get sued by M. Night Shyamalan? Will John and Malachi use the exact schematic of the prison complex that's tattooed on John's back to escape their cells? Does a kaiju have a cloaca? Find out the answer to almost none of these questions on the first episode of VERSUS with Malachi, John, and Drew!

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