Hey spring breakers, it's time to drink yourself s-s-stupid at Hotel Coral Essex's Brain Dead Beach Bash! Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus! And we're throwing a super dumb party in honor of balcony jumping champion, Tony Zamboni (no relation to the ice resurfacing vehicle)!

Hey college coeds, it's the triumphant return crowning of Ms. Boozy Jacuzzi Floozy and Mr. Hot Tub Heart-Throb, exclusively at Hotel Coral Essex!  

Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus!  No more balcony jumping contests, we promise!

Mick, Mac, Paddy Whack and Give a Snake a Shillelagh... Who's been rubbin' old Sheamus' gold now? 

Hey college coeds, it's time to turn up the heat in a Boozy Jacuzzi, exclusively at Hotel Coral Essex!  Voted MTV Spring Break 1993's hottest resort on the beach—Hotel Coral Essex-ex-ex—is finally back after a state-mandated 30-year hiatus!  No more balcony jumping contests, we promise!

Y'all know those VCV dudes always be checkin' they phone!  

Sure, you've heard of Abraham Lincoln.  But are you familiar with Dishonest Abe?  Abraham Lincoln SMITH? 

Welcome to Kangaroo Coffee, the "Outback Steakhouse of coffee shops!"  Mm-mmm, now that's Koffee with a K, mate!  

Family-Style SteakHOME.  We're not a steakhouse.  We're a steakhome.  

The VCV guys turn amateur scientists trying to answer one of life's big questions—also known as the Purple-Green Problem—where food goes in purple but comes out green!  

Every gym has one.  It's always an old guy.  And that old guy ALWAYS finds a way to get naked in the locker room.