Ho ho ho!  This PSA-turned-advertisement warns about the dangers of shitting down a chimney!  Join Santa and his new mistress, Dr. Ole Suzanna Alabama, as they tell you about a safe, new alternative—Dirty Stuffed Stockings—the perfect gift for that hard-to-please asshole! 

Tired of being hassled?  In need of a little alone time?  Sounds like you need the Leave-Me-Alone Pill, exclusively from BrandCo.

Got a hot date tonight, but your hair's looking like limp linguine?  Deaton Flannigan has you covered with his NEW business—Pompadour-to-Door! 

Being funny is like WAY hard to do... So the VCV guys give being dumb a try! 

Do you remember the first time hearing the classic country songs by that ole rascal, Marty Possumtrotter?  Sure you do!  So let's take a little trip down memory lane with the digitally-remastered Time Life Collection of Marky Possumtrapper!  

Answering the age-old banking question—who would win in a Tank vs. Monster Truck Fight?  

Better believe that Great Grammy McGillicuddy is taking her secret recipe to her grave!  

Halloween Horror Nights presents the attraction everyone's been DYING TO RIDE—Jay Leno's Haunted Garage: Ha Ha Highway to Heckle! 

Have you ever wanted to hang out with those generic characters from your favorite pharmaceutical commercials?  You and me both! 

Casper VD Mattresses—the wholesale mattress supplier for sleazy bungalow, roadside flophouses, and murder motels!  They really murder your back!