Fred Fred (but his friends call him Jim Jim) is a proud Front Yard Pisser.  It's called private property, so don't tell him what to do with his privates or property!

Pee is ALWAYS funny... no matter the statue of limitations. 

The fedora delivery service for when you need a fedora... tomorrow. 

Have you heard about Hell?  You haven't?  You should probably listen to this then. 

You can betcha ass that salt-of-the-strip-mined-earth, Donathan Daylor Dhomas, lit 10,000 firecrackers inside his doomsday bunker slash echo chamber... and found a new bandmate in Chef Eduardo! 

Let Nathan give you the tingles with a whispery haircut! 

These concerned citizens are worried about kids these days... tempering overly gracious compliments by blowing smoke up an asshole!  

Health Inspector Dan Butts:  Keeping the streets safe from unlawful kid businesses! 

Injured through no fault of your own by a sexually-forward acupuncturist promising to add inches to your penis via expensive acupuncture sessions?  Call the Malice in the Phallus—Jerry Barry—the gullible small dick lawyer with BIG DICK SETTLEMENTS! 

Lucid dreamer Lee Tommy Jones returns singing the praises of Butt If, where purchasing your favorite celebrity butt implants is as easy as buying a new pair of shoes!