V'Ger Please!

It's time to grab yer six shooter and grab the best western wear in the studio, because it's Cowboy Episode time as we review "North Star". After finding Old West Planet for no reason, this rootin' tootin yarn ain't bad, but it also needed to be in Season 2 where it belonged.

The NX-01 gets a taste of the Game Over screen as we review "Twlight"! After a head wound for the ages takes away Archer's ability to form memories, the crew gets a mission fail and humanity is doing a BSG impression. Lament with us as no one notices that Mayweather died.

When the NX-01 finally gets a lead from discount Phantom of the Opera, they get the moral choice prompt as we review "The Shipment". Will Archer press L and Space Pipe all the Xindi sloths, or press R and give them hugs?

It's a dark and stormy night as Hoshi fends off a maggot faced neckbeard in "Exile"! The character the producers forgot finally gets an episode, but only after she raids Crewman Cutler's hoe clothes stash. Can the NX-01 wake a good episode out of all these weird choices?

What if I told you that the best Enterprise episode (so far) was written by a man who might be a big deal 20 years later? Oh by the way Peter and I reviewed "Impluse" this week and it's Archer and Co. playing Left 4 Dead IRL and it's *fantastic*.

We reach the sophmoric depths of the late Berman era as we review "Rajiin"! All the space hookers are on display as Archer and company try and find the Xindi, but when the plot kicks in, will any of the female cast members preserve their dignity?

After hundreds of episodes...did we finally find the worst one of them all? Joseph and Peter explore a whole Delphic Expanse of pain as they review "Extinction'! When Archer turns...into...a ...bird person? Oh God. Oh GOD WHAT IS THIS.

The reboot gets even grittier as we review "Anomaly"! When the NX-01 gets Space Mugged while dealing with a serious case of Bad CGI Floating Coffee, the crew will have to summon their best moody soundtrack beats (and some light torture) to survive.

The gritty reboot era makes itself know as Joseph and Peter review "The Xindi". Armed with a new cheap set with bad lightning, can the NX-01's new XCOM team help rescue Archer - and the show - from the space sewers?

Previously a Patreon exclusive, Peter and Joseph discuss a season of 'nuTrek' that didn't immediately have them running for the toilet. Strange New Worlds was...pretty good! Mostly enjoyable! More important to us is why did it take THIS long to make something decent?