At last Enterprise stops holding back and really shows us how bad it can be as we review the inexcusably bad "Acquisition". Your hosts don't hold anything back as even they are unable to find a way to save this wretched turkey.

Old instincts coming rushing back as we get the Chuck O'Tay episode no one wanted in the wrong show as we review "Rogue Planet"! When the NX-01 meets some Dick's Sporting Good aliens, Archer tries to score a date with a metaphorical Pokemon from a poem. Seriously, this is the plot.

We meet the Vulcan everyone warned you about at the Goth Club as we review "Fusion". We get the standard Enterprise tropes here - Archer gets more traumatic brain injury, T'Pol gets the short end of the stick, and Trip is a super bro to the first fat Vulcan.

You podcast team faces off as they review "Shuttlepod One"! Will Joseph be able to bring Peter into the light of accepting this stage play style episode as a quality addition of the Enterprise cannon? Or will he persist in complaining about this greatness with his 'facts' and 'logic'? Listen and find out!

We settle in to some of that sweet continuity as we review "Shadows of P'Jem"! Marvel at an episode that is supposed to be all about T'Pol making a choice but ends up with her having zero agency and dumb boob jokes until Shran shows up and saves us all.

Your intrepid podcast duo does a bit of late-night recording as they review "Sleeping Dogs"! As we are confronted by yet another C+ to B- entry of Enterprise, we postulate on the reasons why the show became a cultural footnote. Also, Reed has a cold.

Phlox entertains his lady friend while the Nx-01 tries to help very friendly aliens in "Dear Doctor"! Will the planet of comfy sweaters be a match for Phlox coming in hot to both Crewman Cutler AND terrible medical ethics? Probably not!

The NX-01 gets it's Reed episode while they deal with incredibly serious, death defining stakes of alien in "Silent Enemy". Also, for some godforsaken reason, half the runtime is about Hoshi finding out what he wants in a cake. This is a thing that actually happens.

Nothing like a trailer for our show 200+ episodes in, but better late than never!

Sins of pilots past return to haunt us as a certain Temporal Agent makes his first appearance in "Cold Front"! Gas up the space RV because we are headed to Branson to look at stars with space Hare Krishnas.