V'Ger Please!

We reach an unexpected high point in the Trek Space Prison Break genre as we review "Canamar". This might be a well-worn trope, but nothing like getting an actor from Shawshank while copying Nic Cage's best move to get the most out of it!

Our journey through Season 2 puts up its first winning streak as we review "Future Tense". Enterprise's worst plotline puts up its best entry as the NX-01 crew works through a Doctor Who plot, but in a good way. That said, would it have killed Trip to call someone when he found a hell portal?

We see what it is like when Enterprise gets its act together as we review "Cease Fire". As the show suddenly remembers its own premise, Archer and T'Pol meet the very best Special Guest Stars as they try and negotiate while Trip manages to show character growth.

Your hosts get a bad case of tonal whiplash as we review "Stigma"! Nothing quite like pairing a classic Trek move like analyzing a current year issue through a Trek plot device as T'Pol battles Space AIDS, but did they have to pair it with a screwball comedy beat about Trip plowing one of Phlox's wives?

Ever wanted to see "Darmok", but absent the interesting plot device? How about "The Enemy" but just boring? Good news, we are reviewing "Dawn"! Trip takes his shirt off and is stranded on a planet (again) and fights Reptile before discovering the power of Friendship.

To the great relief of your beleaguered hosts, we actually got to review a decent episode this week in the form of "The Catwalk"! When the NX-01 needs to create a little hobo camp in the nacelle to avoid bad space weather, we get some Space Jackboots, a bucket for a seat, character development, and the first ever use of a future leader's favorite trick.

An old energy sweeps through the veins of your hosts and the Hateful Journey re-emerges as we review "Precious Cargo". Is Padma Lakshmi's 'acting' the worst thing to ever happen to Star Trek? Who let this air, and how much money did he ow the mob? This might be the worst one of them all.

All of your host's best and longest memes come to life when they review "Vanishing Point"! At last we get a Star Trek episode about how the transporter is a soul-snatching hell machine...but can the Enterprise writers managed to deliver on such a great premise? Of course not!

The Season Turd adventures continue as we force ourselves to come up with things to talk about regarding "Singularity"? This is an episode where everyone has a case of the Mondays over petty beefs until...T'Pol makes Archer take a shower. God help us.

When Reed leaves his new iPhone at the restaurant it leads to wacky...invisible man gags? That's right, we review "The Communicator"! Archer gets to indulge his head wound fetish yet again while the continuity becomes almost too much for the plot to handle.